Daddy's Home (film)

Daddy's Home is a 2015 American family comedy film about a radio host trying to get his stepchildren to love him and call him Dad. But his plans turn upside down when their biological fathe returns.
 * Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Brian Burns, Anders, and John Morris.

Dad vs step-dad.taglines

Brad Whitaker

 * [narrating] Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]

Dusty Mayron

 * It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad.

Dialogue

 * Dusty Mayron: So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
 * Brad Whitaker: But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face.
 * Dusty Mayron: Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
 * Megan, Dylan: Yay!
 * Dusty Mayron: But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
 * Megan, Dylan: Aww.
 * Brad Whitaker: Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
 * Megan, Dylan: Boo!
 * Dusty Mayron: That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
 * Brad Whitaker: Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
 * Dusty Mayron: Concussion grenade!
 * Brad Whitaker: Hand grenade.
 * Dusty Mayron: Rocket launcher.
 * Brad Whitaker: Missile launcher.
 * Dusty Mayron: Air strike.
 * Brad Whitaker: Nuclear strike.
 * Dusty Mayron: Black hole.
 * Brad Whitaker: God.


 * Brad Whitaker: The step-king has had enough of the king's BULLSHIT!
 * Dusty Mayron: Brad said a bad word.


 * Brad Whitaker: You built all this today? With my tools?
 * Dusty Mayron: Oh, no, you can't build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad.

Taglines

 * Dad vs step-dad.


 * Family is worth fighting for


 * The gloves are off this Boxing Day


 * This Christmas choose your Daddy

Cast

 * Will Ferrell - Brad Whitaker
 * Mark Wahlberg - Dusty Mayron
 * Linda Cardellini - Sara Whitaker
 * Scarlett Estevez - Megan Mayron
 * Owen Vaccaro - Dylan Mayron
 * Hannibal Buress - Griff
 * Paul Scheer - DJ "The Whip"
 * Bobby Cannavale - Dr. Emilio Francisco
 * Thomas Haden Church - Leo
 * Billy Slaughter - Squidward
 * Jamie Denbo - Doris
 * Bill Burr - Jerry
 * Mark L. Young - Dental hygienist
 * John Cena - Roger
 * Alessandra Ambrosio - Karen
 * Chris Henchy - Jason Sinclair / Panda DJ