Daddy Day Care

Daddy Day Care is a 2003 American comedy film starring Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin about two jobless men who decide to start a day care business.
 * Directed by Steve Carr. Written by Geoff Rodkey.

D-Day Is Coming. (taglines)

Charlie

 * [walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. It's Princeton for preschoolers.
 * [while leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?
 * If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.
 * Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family.

Phil

 * When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!
 * Let's get safety gate crazy.

Marvin

 * [After realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint] That's not paint! It's glue! [Screams in horror along with Jamie]
 * THIS STUFF– IS NOT FOR SALE! [Throws down his magazine]

Max

 * [While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?

Dialogue

 * Charlie: What's going on?
 * Phil: Your worst nightmare.
 * Charlie: What?
 * Phil: Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.


 * Kim: How was your day, baby?
 * Charlie: I lost my J-O-B.
 * Kim: You lost your J-O-B?
 * Charlie: I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.
 * Kim: They cannot do that.


 * [Miss Harridan reads a flyer for a fundraiser called "Rock for Daddy Day Care"]
 * Miss Harridan: "Rock for Daddy Day Care. Help us finance our new permanent home". [put the flyer on her desk; to Jenny] Do you know what this means?
 * Jenny: It's a chance to improve ourselves through a little healthy competition?
 * Miss Harridan: [frustrated] No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a death sentence. If they get their hands on a big enough space, they'll ruin me. They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun. [turns away in anger] I should've crushed them in the beginning when they were weak. It'll be harder now, but I have no choice. I've got to stop them.
 * Jenny: How're you gonna do that?
 * Miss Harridan: [turns back to Jenny and smiles cruelly] By any means necessary.


 * Becca: We need more learning about things!
 * Charlie: More learning about things?
 * Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!


 * Charlie [to Phil]: Today, we need some organization and planned activities.
 * Phil: No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.


 * Jamie's Mom [to Jamie]: Who are you going to call if there's any problem? [gives her a phone]
 * Jamie: 911, Mommy.
 * Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!

Taglines

 * D-Day Is Coming.
 * Who's your Daddy?

Cast

 * Eddie Murphy – Charlie Hinton
 * Jeff Garlin – Phil
 * Steve Zahn – Marvin
 * Regina King – Kim Hinton
 * Anjelica Huston – Miss Harridan
 * Lacey Chabert – Jenny, Miss Harridan's assistant
 * Kevin Nealon – Bruce
 * Jonathan Katz – Dan Kubitz
 * Shane Baumel – Crispin
 * Max Burkholder – Max Ryerson, Phil's son
 * Jimmy Bennett – Flash/Tony
 * Leila Arcieri – Kelli
 * Khamani Griffin – Ben Hinton
 * Elle Fanning – Jamie
 * Felix Achille – Dylan
 * Hailey Noelle Johnson – Becca
 * Siobhan Fallon Hogan – Peggy
 * Arthur Young – Nicky
 * Wallace Langham – Jim Fields
 * Lisa Edelstein – Crispin's mother