Dana Gould



Dana Gould (born 24 August 1964) is an American stand-up comedian.

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A - I’ll say, “The myth of a fair universe is the wishful thinking of a people struggling to justify their belief in a god they know isn’t real. Life is cruel and we’re alone. Who wants chocolate milk?”.
 * Q - If your children ever ask you, “why do bad things happen to good people?” what will you tell them?


 * Dana Gould: The amazing talking man


 * I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, "Golly, Batman!  Why is the Joker so evil!?"  And Batman said, "Careful, Robin.  The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through." [yelling] BATMAN HAS A MORE NUANCED WORLDVIEW THAN THE PRESIDENT.
 * At Largo, August 28th, 2004.