Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is a 2005 film, in which the former male prostitute Deuce Bigalow visits his former pimp T.J. in Europe, and then finds himself looking for a murderer who is killing the greatest male prostitutes of Europe.


 * ''Directed by Mike Bigelow. Written by Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider, David Garrett, Jason Ward

For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a lot cheaper. taglines

T.J. Hicks

 * This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style. Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Froze to death sixty-nining a moose. The only thing left of him...
 * [takes the statue's stick]
 * ...is this stick...
 * [T.J. shows Deuce the stick]
 * ...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.

Dialogue

 * [After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman]
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: Maybe YOU can help me.
 * Deuce Bigalow: Really?
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
 * Deuce Bigalow: You do?
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
 * Deuce Bigalow: I am...and I did.
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: And you know what really turns me on?
 * Deuce Bigalow: What?
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: Is thinking about him in his tighty-whiteys...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
 * Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a credit card!
 * Beautiful Woman in Painting: Kiss my chest.
 * Deuce Bigalow: Okay!

Taglines

 * For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a lot cheaper.
 * Same ho. New low.

Cast

 * Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow
 * Eddie Griffin as T.J. Hicks
 * Hanna Verboom as Eva
 * Jeroen Krabbé as Gaspar Voorsboch
 * Douglas Sills as Chadsworth Buckingham, III
 * Charles Keating as Giancarlo
 * Carlos Ponce as Rodrigo Bollas De Madera
 * Alex Dimitriades as Enzo Giarraputo
 * Kostas Sommer as Assapopulus Borealis
 * Miranda Raison as Svetlana Revenko
 * Rachel Stevens as Louisa, the Dirty Girl
 * Til Schweiger as Heinz Hummer
 * Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte
 * Zoe Telford as Lily
 * Dana Goodman as Greta, the Hunchback Girl
 * Skytriss as Marlene Alsmere
 * Julia Lea Wolov as The Big-Eared Girl
 * Adam Sandler as Javier Sandooski (uncredited)
 * Fred Armisen as Frenchman (uncredited)
 * Norm Macdonald as Earl MacManus
 * Kelly Brook as Beautiful Woman in Painting
 * Arija Bareikis as Kate Bigelow