Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is a 1999 comedy film starring Rob Schneider. Other cast members include Eddie Griffin, Amy Poehler, Oded Fehr, Arija Bareikis and Bill Forsythe.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is the first film released by the Happy Madison Productions film production company.

Other

 * Passerby: Freak!
 * Passerby #2: Holy shit! It's Bigfoot!
 * Passerby #3: Hey, keep it in the circus!
 * Man: That's a huge bitch!

Quotes

 * T.J.: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
 * Deuce: Where?
 * T.J.: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
 * Deuce: Man-whoring?
 * T.J.: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.


 * T.J.: I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right.


 * T.J.: Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!


 * T.J.: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.


 * Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?
 * Deuce: I don't know. Turkey Jizz?


 * T.J.: Goddamn white boy.


 * T.J.: What about Antoine's apartment?
 * Deuce: I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
 * T.J.: You going to steal it?


 * Bartender: There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
 * Deuce: Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
 * Bartender: Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.


 * Deuce: I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.
 * Claire: It was French.
 * Deuce: Oui, French... Nice people.


 * Deuce: Look, I think there's been a mistake.
 * Fluisa: Did you say steak?
 * Deuce: No, mistake.
 * Fluisa: Oh. See, now you got me all excited.


 * Antoine: This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.


 * Deuce: Where am I supposed to get $6,000 in three weeks?


 * Deuce: Wow! What are those?
 * Antoine: Medieval weapons. I'm a colletor. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
 * Deuce: I collect Canadian quarters... I've got about six of 'em.


 * [The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.]
 * Man: Yuck!
 * Woman: EWW!
 * [The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss]
 * Deuce: Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish.
 * [The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow]

Taglines

 * He's not very good looking. But when the lights go out... he's still not very good looking.
 * He charges $10.00 but he's willing to negotiate.

Cast

 * Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow
 * Bill Forsythe as Det. Chuck Fowler (as William Forsythe)
 * Eddie Griffin as Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks
 * Arija Bareikis as Kate
 * Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte
 * Gail O'Grady as Claire
 * Richard Riehle as Bob Bigalow
 * Jacqueline Obradors as Elaine Fowler
 * Big Boy as Fluisa aka Jabba
 * Amy Poehler as Ruth
 * Bree Turner as Allison, fish tank girl
 * Andy Shaifer as Neil (as Andrew Shaifier)
 * Allen Covert as Vic
 * Elle Schneider, Rob's Daughter, as Cookie Girl
 * Pilar Schneider, Rob's Mother, as Old Lady in Japanese Restaurant
 * Norm Macdonald as Bartender (uncredited)
 * Marlo Thomas as Client with Vicious Dog (uncredited)
 * Adam Sandler as Robert Justin (uncredited, voice role)