Dinosaucers

Dinosaucers (1987, 1989-1991, 1993) was a cartoon series, created by DIC Entertainment, about two groups of dinosaurs, called Dinosaucers and Tyrannos, who constantly battle each other.

Opening sequence

 * Ankylo: The Dinosaucers are leaving, Bossasaur!!
 * Genghis Rex: Well, FOLLOW THEM!

Happy Egg Day To You (episode #3)
Scene: Allo (with devolver) and Genghis Rex (with fossilizer) are in a Mexican standoff
 * Allo: I may be a fossil in a second, but not before you're devolved into a tyrannosaurus with a brain the size of a pea!

A Man's Best Friend is His Dogasaurus (episode #16)

 * Ankylo: I think we Tyrannos have been licked!
 * Ankylo gets licked by a giant dino-dog that vaugley resembles Odie from Garfield and Friends

Monday Night Clawball (episode #32)

 * Teryx: When do we get to cheer?
 * Sara: When our team does something good.
 * Teryx: I think I'll have a seat.

... then later ...
 * Teryx: Now can we cheer? He's in the end zone!
 * Sara: Wrong end zone! Two points for them.
 * Teryx: I'm gonna get a conifer burger and some fern fries. (walks away)

Allo & Cos-Stego Meet the Abominable Snowman (episode #36)

 * Allo: Calm down now, tell me what you saw.
 * Stego: A big ugly monster!
 * Allo: Oh, don't be silly, Stego. We're the biggest ugliest monsters on this planet.


 * Who: Two pastrami on rye, comin' up.
 * Allo: Could I have mine on white bread?
 * Who: What are you, an Eagle Scout?
 * Allo: Now listen mister... uh...
 * Who: Who.
 * Allo: Who who?
 * Who: You lookin' for work as a night owl? My name is Who.
 * Stego: You're who?
 * Who: Who!
 * Stego: That's what I said.
 * Who: What?
 * Stego: Who!
 * Who: What?!?
 * Stego: Never mind!
 * Who: Oh, he's the cook.
 * Stego: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!


 * Allo: Stego, you tried to trick me!
 * Stego: [like Lou Costello] I've been a baaaaaaad dino.


 * Stego: This area isn't on the map. All it shows is Mount Himalaya.
 * When: HIMALAYA! That's where it happened.  Slowly I turned, then I saw him.
 * Stego: [backing away nervously] Allo?
 * When: I crept closer, step by step, inch by inch... Then, I went CRAZY!
 * When causes an avalanche to fall on Stego

Lochs and Bay Gulls (episode #43)

 * Genghis Rex: The Dinosaucers! It can't be! You were all fossilized into rocks!
 * Ichy: The only rocks around here are the ones in your head, fang face.

The Museum of Natural Humans (episode #56)
Scene: the Dinosaucers and Secret Scouts are holding the Tyrannos at gunpoint
 * Allo: You lose again, Genghis Rex!
 * Dimetro: [indicating David] Thanks to the Secret Scouts!
 * Genghis Rex: Secret Scouts, indeed! You'll get your yours, Dinonerds!!
 * Rex throws a smokebomb and the Tyrannos run away



Scene: David's skateboard lands empty at Lava Dome 2
 * Allo: That human is such a practical joker. Why can't they be like we are: perfect in every way?
 * Dimetro: What's the matter with humans today?

Scales of Justice (episode #62)
Scene: The Dinosaucers are in court defending against Tyranno litigation
 * Judge: Are you illegal aliens?
 * Allo: We never illegally crossed your border; we dropped straight down from outer space!
 * Judge: [speechless]
 * Cut to shot of Ichy just barely restraining himself from laughing out loud

I Got Those 'Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur (episode #63)
Scene: Genghis Rex and Princess Dei escape from the palace on Reptilon after failing their mission
 * Princess Dei: [derisively mimicking Rex] I'll kidnap the Dinosorceror and Dinosorceress and rule Reptilon! Heh heh!
 * Genghis Rex: [like Ralph from The Honeymooners] One of these days, Dei!  One of these days! Pow! Zoom!  Right to the Earth!