Disaster Movie

Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film. Not another shallow Hollywood movie. (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]


 * Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
 * Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]


 * Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!


 * Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!


 * Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)


 * Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?
 * Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot.


 * Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.

Taglines

 * Not another shallow Hollywood movie.
 * Better get off quick.
 * Al Gore was right.
 * Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
 * Mother !@#?*% Nature.
 * Rock on!
 * Destroying the summer... one movie at a time.
 * Prepare to die... laughing.
 * The End Is Coming, August 29

Cast

 * Matt Lanter - Will
 * Vanessa Minnillo - Amy
 * Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson
 * Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana
 * Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin
 * Kim Kardashian - Lisa
 * Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian
 * Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin
 * Tony Cox - Indiana Jones
 * Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin
 * Nick Steele - Underwear Model
 * Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw
 * John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka
 * Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav
 * Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson
 * Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer
 * Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda
 * Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake
 * Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner
 * Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk
 * Walter Harris - Hancock
 * Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man
 * Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess
 * Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker
 * Noah Harpster - Seth
 * Austin Michael Scott - McLover