Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

Disgaea is a fantasy tactical role-playing game series, made by Nippon Ichi Software, Inc. and was distributed by Atlus (August 27, 2003 in America), Nippon Ichi Software, Inc. (January 30, 2003 in Japan), and Koei (May 28, 2004 in Europe). It has a fictional and highly comical plot, taking place various location throughout a demonic realm named the Netherworld.

= Battle Quotes = Battle quotes are small snippets of voice acting that occur when a character performs an attack.

Laharl

 * Here I come!
 * Ha!
 * Woaaaah! Ha! Bite the dust! (When performing Overlord's Wrath)
 * Ahahahahahaa... AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (When performing Meteor Impact)

Etna
(Note: When Etna's VA was changed for the remakes, and some of her battle quotes changed as well)
 * Die!
 * Punk!
 * Drop dead.
 * Yea!
 * Call me queen.
 * You're dead.

Flonne

 * I'm giving my all!
 * I won't hold back!
 * Get ready!
 * Ultimate Attack!
 * Lord, give me strength!
 * Oops, pardon me!
 * Crab legs!

Gordon, Defender of Earth

 * Prepare yourself!
 * Gordon chance!
 * Gordon finish!

Jennifer

 * The coup-de-grace! (Technically pronounced incorrectly: Jennifer says the "p" in "coup", which should be silent)

Thursday

 * ATTACK!
 * TERMINATE!
 * YA!

= Character Quotes =

Laharl Quotes

 * To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death.
 * I see... In other words, it's a hangout for losers.
 * Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is "Mid-Boss".
 * Etna's vassals are my vassals, and my vassals do what I say!
 * I shall burn a true vision of horror into that empty head of yours!
 * Trying to make a fool out of me? I'll soon make you moan in pain!!
 * Feel the wrath of Laharl!!!
 * Hmhmhmhm... Hmhmhmhmhmhm!... Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!
 * Laughing is an important aspect of being the Overlord.

Flonne Quotes

 * Nice to meet you. I'm an assassin.
 * The Overlord of the Netherworld died by choking on a pretzel!?
 * Don't worry! Splitting into 10 means that his love is divided 10 ways! We cannot possibly lose to someone like that!
 * Hmmm, that's odd. Isn't the hero supposed to win?

Etna Quotes

 * This week's dish: Cajun style gumbo! And the ingredient - the Prinny Squad!! with a little pinch of violence


 * Now you're gonna pee in your pants every time you hear my name!


 * something isn't right...Mid-Boss is acting all serious!


 * "Hahaha" my ASS!

Prinny Quotes
Prinny: Dood. Prinny laharl:IM NOT GOIN' BACK TO THE CASTLE!!!! Prinny: Dood!? You gotta be kidding! Prinny Squad: Aye aye, dood! Prinny Squad: Dood, we'll work hard for our paycheck! Prinny Squad: We challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!! Prinny: It wouldn't be a secret if it wasn't hidden, dood. Prinny: Dood!? You're killing us off!? Big Sis Prinny: Wh, What do you mean... dood? I'm the same as the others... ...Dood. Big Sis Prinny: S, Since you came, the Prince has changed. ...Dood. Big Sis Prinny: Don't worry, they'll be alright... dood. Prinny Squad: Dooooood! Everybody, run!! Big Sis Prinny: That's right, dood. you shouldn't interfere with death's work, dood.

Mid-Boss Quotes

 * Can your eyes keep up with moi!?
 * How rude! Invading a man's house and asking him "Who's there!?"
 * Everybody, Just ignore her!
 * I have achieved ultra-speed by training, and training, and training, all while wearing 100-ton boxers!
 * (Oh...why am I so awesome?)
 * Demons, angels, humans... Rather than learn about each other, they use words such as "good" and "evil" to differentiate themselves.

Thursday Quotes

 * GORDON KEEPS STARING AT JENNIFER'S THIGHS PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!
 * BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP, ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE, THATS THE LAW.
 * JENNIFER, PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMAGINATION UNDER CONTROL.
 * (after Gordon finally realizes their ship is destroyed) GEEZ LOUIZE
 * OH $*&% RUN RUN RUN...!

Seraph Lamington Quotes

 * Refusing to try and understand our cultural differences, they instead chose to label demons as "evil".
 * They convinced themselves that they were the avatars of absolute good, and branded demons as absolute evil.

= Episode Quotes =

Intro
Flonne: Whoosh... Flonne: nin...nin...nin... Flonne: Whoomp! Whew, I made it in without beeing seen. How are those people called in the human world? Flonne: Oh yes, Ninjas! I allways wanted to be one. nin nin

Terrible Cold
Flonne: Laharl, why are you screaming? Laharl: I, I don't know why... But for some apparent reason, I can't stand women with sexy bodies. On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me. Etna & Flonne:[angry] Well, excuse us for being flat!!

Ice Queen
Mid-Boss: You seem to be working your way into quite a predicament. As your rival, I felt it was my obligation to warn you. Laharl: Warn me...!? Mid-Boss: Laharl!! Do no be fooled by appearances! Relying on sight and sound will only lead to delusion!! Open your mind's eye! Once you do, you will no longer be deceived by mere facades!! Laharl: My mind's... eye...? Mid-Boss: Now is the time to set your mind free!! Awaken to your power!! Flonne: ...Um, Mr. Mid-Boss. That was a wonderful speech and all, but I think you may have set the bar a bit too high for Laharl... Mid-Boss: Oh... In that case, just close your eyes and plug your ears!

Nightdwellers
Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!! Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!! Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!! Red: Together...!! Blue: ...we are...!! Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!! [All three pose together. Lights flash in the background.] Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out. Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!? Etna: You serious? Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys. Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot! Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow. Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!? Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends? Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords? Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo-- Etna: Bang♥ [Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground] Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!? Etna: Uh huh. Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that! Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out. Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy! Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on? Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me! Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons? Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart! Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive... Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!!

Intro
Etna: Those seemingly innocent Prinnies... It turns out they were hiding a big secret! Prinny: It wouldn't be a secret if it wasn't hidden, dood. Etna: When the Prinnies' evil spirits join as one, they form Pringer X, the mighty super robot!! Prinny: Dood, we can't do that... Etna: Here goes! Pringer Spiral Plasma Chop! Etna: Gotcha! Pringer Aurora Triangle Kick!! Etna: This is it! Pringer Spinning Drill Attack!!! Prinny: Uh, dood, hello... Etna: Next on Lovely Mad Scientist Etna, Episode 8: Farewell, Pringer X Prinny: Dood!? You're killing us off!? Etna: No worries! Etna: Pringer X will be reborn as the more powerful Pringer Z! Prinny: I'm tellin ya, it ain't gonna happen, dood.

Thurvean Sector
Jennifer: This is outrageous!! I can't believe such a cute little boy could be the Overlord! This is completely different from the information provided by headquarters! What's going on, Thursday!? Thursday: BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP... NOW CALCULATING, NOW CALCULATING... NOW CALCULATING, NOW CALCULATING... CALCULATION COMPLETE. Jennifer: What's the answer? Thursday: "HEADQUARTERS IS A BUNCH OF LIARS."

Intro
Etna: Seems like one problem leads to another! Etna: We found out that the humans were being manipulated by the angels! Etna: Now, Flonne wants to return to Celestia and to go face to face with the Seraph himself! Etna: What awaits her there? Etna: Will the Archangel's true intent be finally revealed!? Etna: Next on Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, Final Episode: What Lies Beyond the Battle Etna: The fate of the Netherworld is in your hands... Laharl: Th, This must be a dream... Flonne: Etna's acting all serious... Gordon: Could this be a sign of terrible things to come? Jennifer: It's the end of the world! Thursday: END OF THE WORLD - DANGER DANGER DANGER... Prinny Squad: Dooooood! Everybody, run!! Etna: ...They're gonna get it.