Dragon Ball: Emperor Pilaf Saga

Dragon Ball is a Japanese anime that originally aired in Japan from February 26, 1986 - April 12, 1989 on Fuji TV. It is based on the original manga series established by Akira Toriyama. The English dub started in 1995 by FUNimation, which has partnered up with Trimark, for the first 13 episodes, then redubbed in August 20, 2001, along with the other 140 episodes, for a total of 153 episodes.

Secret of The Dragon Balls

 * Goku: Where is your tail? (Searching for tail in Bulma's butt)
 * Bulma: You little freak! What do you think you are doing?!


 * Bulma: So, kid. What's your name, anyway?
 * Goku: My name is Goku. G-O-K-U. What's yours?
 * Bulma: My name? Mine?
 * Goku: Uh-huh.
 * Bulma: Bulma.
 * Goku: (giggling) That's funny.
 * Bulma: Goku's not exactly normal, so there!
 * Goku: But it's not as weird as yours!
 * Bulma: Hey, you be quiet! Bulma happens to be very elegant! It's a lot better than Goku, that's for sure! Hmph!


 * (Goku refuses to give Bulma his grandpa's Dragon Ball)
 * Bulma: Hey, I know what. Look I'll trade ya. (pulls up her skirt) You let me have your Dragon Ball, and I'll let you have a little peek.
 * Goku: What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?
 * Bulma: (screams) IT IS NOT DIRTY, YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!


 * Bulma: Uh oh. Excuse me a minute Goku, time for a pit stop.
 * Goku: Okay. I'll come too.
 * Bulma: Oh no you won't! Don't the words pit stop mean anything to you? Stay right there! (Bulma runs off)
 * Goku: Pit stop? What does that mean?
 * Bulma: I need to pee you lame brain!
 * Goku: I don't get it. Why can't she just pee right here? How strange.
 * Bulma: GOKU, COME HERE QUICK!!
 * Goku: Huh? I sure wish she'd make up her mind.


 * Goku: Hey! It looks like now is a good time to do a little tail fishing!


 * Goku: Don't go far fishes its lunch time

The Emperor's Quest

 * Bulma: Hey, what's that horrible smell? (pinches her nose) Ugh, you need a bath, Goku!
 * Goku: Uh... what's a bath?
 * Bulma: Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking! Come on, let me show you.


 * (Goku is about to take a bath)
 * Goku: So, this is a bath?
 * Bulma: (Sees Goku naked) Look at you! You're supposed to cover up the front!
 * Goku: Like this? (Covers his face with a towel)


 * Bulma: Goku, why do you have a tail growing?
 * Goku: Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em.


 * (After Goku's bath, Bulma decides to take one herself)
 * Bulma: There's nothing like a long hot bath to melt a woman's cares away. That's for sure. (She relaxes, then sees Goku staring at her and she covers herself in the tub.)
 * Bulma: What are you doing?! Can't you see I'm taking a bath kid?
 * Goku: Yeah. I was going to help you scrub your back. You know, since you don't have a tail.
 * Bulma: No way! I can scrub my own back. Now beat it! Shoo! Shoo!
 * Goku: Gosh, I don't get it Bulma. You were going to help me scrub my back.
 * Bulma: Goku, you're a little kid and I'm practically a full grown woman. There's a big difference.
 * Goku: There is?
 * Bulma: Yes there certainly is. But we're not going to get into that right now.
 * Goku: Hey, you don't have to be ashamed. No way.
 * Bulma: What in the world are you talking about? I happen to be one of the most beautiful girls that you will ever see. So what do I have to be ashamed of buster?
 * Goku: Not having a tail?
 * Bulma: That's it. Get out of my face.
 * Goku: But I want to help.
 * Bulma: Beat it!
 * Goku: Oh come on!
 * Bulma: (gets out of the tub and throws objects at Goku) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM AND STAY OUT! AND FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT A STUPID TAIL!!


 * Bulma: I don't know what planet this kid is from but it's not Earth!


 * Bulma: Look Goku, you can go out in public and have your hair sticking out in every direction if you want to but not me!


 * Goku: to Turtle: Gosh! Are woman like this where you come from?
 * Turtle: No, most have tails.

The Nimbus Cloud of Roshi

 * Turtle: Have you forgotten the code, Master? Please, that's wrong. Dead wrong!
 * Master Roshi: Oh, hush up, will you? Can't a master take a break from training, and have a little fun?!
 * Turtle: Now I understand why you couldn't ride your cloud...
 * Master Roshi: Bite your tongue!
 * Bulma: This is so embarrassing... I can't believe I'm doing this. (lifts up her gown and shows herself to Roshi)


 * Bulma: Hey, watcha doin'? I wouldn't do that if I were you...
 * Goku: Ooh, yuck! This water's salty!


 * Bulma: Man, I never thought things ever go this well! We really need 3 more Dragon Balls. I guess it was meant to be, kiddo. (Bulma enters the house)
 * Goku: Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! (hears Bulma screaming that her panties was in the house, and gets off Nimbus) Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! (enters the house) What's going on in here? What's wrong?
 * Bulma: (while holding her panties in her hand, feeling scared) M-My underwear was here on the floor... I'm afraid to look... (feels herself if she has been wearing her panties) They're not there! (Bulma feels embarrassed) Oh, that means on that beach, that old man... Oh boy...
 * Goku: Oh, is that all? Well, that's okay, Bulma. That's where I put them.
 * Bulma: What are you talking about?
 * Goku: After I took 'em off this morning.
 * Bulma: Are you saying that you took my underwear off while I was sleeping this morning? Huh?
 * Goku: I sure did.
 * Bulma: (shows Goku a pair of panties in her hands) These underwear?!
 * Goku: Yup. They're the ones! (sees Bulma set up the MAC-11) What are you doing, Bulma? (Bulma uses the MAC-11 on Goku)

Oolong the Terrible

 * Oolong: Why did you do that?!
 * Goku: ...But I didn't do anything.

Yamcha the Desert Bandit

 * Oolong: My pig appeal gets them every time.
 * Goku: You're appealing barbequed.
 * Oolong: Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!

Keep an Eye on the Dragon Balls

 * Yamcha: I know what's under here.. Dragon Balls.. (attempts to grab to feel what Dragon Ball feels like, but it appears to be Bulma's breasts) Odd, they seem kinda flimsy...


 * Oolong: If that little imp catches me up here, he's sure to squeal to Bulma, and fry my bacon GOOD!


 * Oolong: She's a girl and we're guys. And we're gonna wanna wish for some guy things, like a harem, with 300 girls!
 * Goku: Golly. Why would you want to have 300 girls?
 * Oolong: How's that kid?
 * Goku: Well, can you imagine what it'd be like having 300 Bulmas to listen to?

The Ox-King on Fire Mountain

 * Bulma: Attaboy, Goku! Keep him off balance!

The Kamehameha Wave

 * Bulma: Quiet. Listen... I promised that old goat I'd take some stupid walk with him around his island. Well, I just don't have time for that. I need you to change shape and take my place.
 * Oolong: Rrrngh!
 * Bulma: No arguing! You do it, or I'll say the "P" word!
 * Oolong: Now you listen here, sister! Go ahead and do your worst, because I will not stoop that low! I do have some semblances of dignity left!
 * Bulma: Okay. Have it your way, piggy.
 * Oolong: All right, all right. I'll do it.

Boss Rabbit's Magic Touch

 * Oolong: What?! Goku is no match for a pistol!

The Penalty is Pinball

 * Goku: Yamcha, I think I can get him if I dive through that window.
 * Yamcha: That's a TV set, you dummy!

A Wish to the Eternal Dragon

 * Oolong: You'd think he'd at least give us a last request.
 * Bulma: Well, I have a last request. Oolong would you please shut up!?


 * Pilaf: I want supreme...
 * Oolong: ... Comfort in a pair of underwear!