Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 4)

The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

An Ed Is Born

 * Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin. [Kevin appears behind Eddy] He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.
 * Edd: Eddy.
 * Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh? [He pulls Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike] Hey, Double Dweeb! You getting this?
 * Eddy: [Kevin rides off, dragging Eddy's underwear along] He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? [Eddy is pulled away] Help! SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE! [Eddy's underwear snaps and he bounces]


 * Ed: Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [Ed swallows the camera]
 * Edd: Ed, what have you done? Open it! Open it! [Ed opens his mouth. The camera shows the inside of his stomach] You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.

One Size Fits Ed

 * Eddy: Give me the cash.
 * [Grab Eddy face]
 * Edd: Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.
 * Eddy: Are you touching my face?
 * Edd: Oh, uh, yes, sorry.


 * Eddy: I just learned something today, Double D.
 * Edd: You have? Tell me, Eddy.
 * Eddy: We should open up a weight loss clinic. I'll be rich.

Pain in the Ed

 * Rolf: [looking up at the fake Statue of Liberty] Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?


 * Eddy: Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something.

Ed Overboard

 * Lee: You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?


 * [When Edd removes a plaster from Ed's back.]
 * Edd: Is that a cookie?
 * Ed: Yep. [eats it] Saved it.
 * Edd: THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL... it's nice to have you back, Ed.

One of Those Eds

 * Jimmy: See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.
 * Rolf: Get away from there! [He throws them out of the way] This time, Rolf will be serious!
 * Eddy: It's mine! I found the quarter!
 * Kevin: Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.
 * Sarah: Take a hike. Jimmy found that quarter first.
 * Ed: I found this shoe! [A brawl ensues. Kevin's shoe falls off and lands on the sidewalk in front of Edd] Shoes for the taking, Double D! [Ed enters the fight]
 * Eddy: Hands off my quarter! [He goes in]
 * Edd: Your attention please. People. I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma.
 * Jimmy: Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to..[Rolf and Kevin's bodies fly into Jimmy]
 * Rolf: May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks Rolf's back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin. But you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo! [Rolf leaps into the fray again]
 * Kevin: Hey, lay off, it's mine!
 * [Everyone is fighting over the quarter, but Edd gets everyone's attention by sounding an airhorn]
 * Kevin: Dude.
 * Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!
 * Edd: Crude, yet effective.


 * Ed: If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy.


 * Ed: What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole?

They Call Him Mr. Ed

 * Eddy: I almost up-chucked.


 * Eddy: [answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]
 * Ed: [jumping] Up! Up! Up!
 * Eddy: Put some muscle into it, Ed!
 * Ed: You got it, chief! And up! [leaps straight up into the sky] WHOA!
 * Eddy: Keep that up, Ed!
 * Ed: Eddy, I'm coming! [dives down and crashes through the desk]

Little Ed Blue

 * Eddy: [yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile! Bust a gut! BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it!


 * Ed: [screaming at the top of his lungs]    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUUUUUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!

A Twist of Ed

 * Edd: Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?
 * Ed: Not I, Double D. [gestures Eddy] Talk to Mister Stink Pot.
 * Eddy: Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

The Good Ole Ed

 * [Ed has found a spatula]
 * Ed: Oh look, A flipper.
 * Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.


 * [Eddy and Ed are about to pour the giant vat of pancake mix]
 * Ed: I love pancakes!
 * Eddy: Shut up and pour, lumpy.

Your Ed Here

 * Edd: If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.
 * Eddy: Ok.
 * Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marian.
 * Eddy: [laughter] Marian?! That's a girl's name!

Sorry, Wrong Ed

 * Eddy: I say we test it.
 * Edd: Test it?
 * Ed: Like, mustard?


 * Edd: Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a Polecat?
 * [Eddy appears after being sprayed by the skunk.]
 * Ed: Who stepped on a duck?

Robbin' Ed

 * Eddy: A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!

A Case of Ed

 * Ed: It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead.


 * Ed: [eating one of Edd's shoes] Mm… How long have you been a size 2?
 * Edd: Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor.
 * Eddy: Sounds like another sympton to me.

Stiff Upper Ed

 * [Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to sink]
 * Eddy: We're sinking!
 * Edd: Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!
 * Ed: It wasn't me!

Here's Mud in Your Ed

 * Rolf: Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.


 * Ed: Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.

Stuck in Ed

 * [Eddy finds out they're too late to get free Jawbreakers, and attacks Ed]
 * Eddy: This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
 * Kevin: Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later. [He walks off, pocket full of change]
 * Ed: You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin!
 * Eddy: Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya!
 * Edd: Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?
 * Eddy: Yep.
 * Edd: Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?
 * Eddy: Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.
 * [Eddy says nothing]


 * Edd: Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?
 * Jonny: Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance! A one, and a two- [Begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...
 * Edd: Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?
 * Jonny: ...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky.] Whoo-ee that smarts!

Postcards from the Ed

 * Eddy: Hey monobrow, give me a push will you?
 * Ed: Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. [pushes bus, realizes that Plank's parents are on Eddy's bus] Hey, hold it one darn second there!


 * Eddy: This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake.
 * Edd: I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us.
 * Ed: Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away!
 * Eddy: Man, this is stupid.

Take This Ed and Shove It

 * Old Eddy: [to Edd] What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys. [pulls at the loose skin on Edd's chin. The skin drops down and hangs limply]
 * Old Edd: Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle. [holds out a deck of cards]
 * Old Eddy: I hate cribbage! [swats the deck away and falls over] I'm just a kid!
 * Old Edd: [laughing] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years.
 * Old Eddy: 90 years?!
 * Old Ed: [falling over] Baby go wee-wee! [he and Edd laugh]


 * Eddy: What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?