Ed (film)

Ed is a 1996 American sports comedy film about a talented baseball pitcher and his friendly ball-playing chimpanzee as his team's mascot.
 * Directed by Bill Couturié. Produced by Rosalie Swedlin and Bill Finnegan. Screenplay by David Mickey Evans. Story by Ken Richards and Janus Cercone

Minor league. Major friendship.

Jack "Deuce" Cooper

 * I am going to spank that monkey!
 * [to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? [cut to his mom serving up ham] Wilbur, mom you didn't.
 * [as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. [closes the door and Ed breaks it down] What the...?

Dialogue

 * Lydia: Two fingers is a curve ball, right?
 * Jack: That's a peace sign, I think.


 * Stats: You play major league?
 * Jack: No.
 * Stats: Minor league?
 * Jack: No.
 * Stats: Anybody ever see you play?
 * Jack: My mom.


 * [Ed complains about the bat being too big]
 * Tipton: Sorry Ed, we don't carry baseball bats your size.
 * [Ed bites off the end]
 * Chubb: [laughing] We do now.

Taglines

 * Minor league. Major friendship.
 * Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

Cast

 * Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper.
 * Jay Caputo and Denise Cheshire as Ed.
 * Jayne Brook as Lydia.
 * Doren Fein as Liz.
 * Jack Warden as Chubb.
 * Bill Cobbs as Tipton.
 * Jim Caviezel as Dizzy.
 * Jim O'Heir as Art.
 * Steve Eastin as Shark's Manager.
 * Brad Hunt as Carnie.