Elves (film)

Elves is a 1989 film about a young woman who discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.
 * Directed and written by Jeffrey Mandel.

They're not working for Santa...anymore.

Kirsten

 * My cat is the only friend I have left.

Mike McGavin

 * I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!

Other

 * Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.

Dialogue

 * Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.
 * Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.


 * Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
 * Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
 * Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!


 * Willy: Is everything all right?
 * Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.


 * Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
 * Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

Cast

 * Dan Haggerty - Mike McGavin
 * Julie Austin - Kirsten
 * Deanna Lund - Kirsten's mother
 * Borah Silver - Kirsten's grandfather
 * Mansell Rivers-Bland - Rubinkraur
 * Christopher Graham - Willy
 * Laura Lichstein - Brooke