Ephraim Kishon

Ephraim Kishon (August 23, 1924 – January 29, 2005) was an Israeli author, dramatist, screenwriter, and Oscar-nominated film director. He was one of the most widely read contemporary satirists in the world

Movies
- Sallah: "Six." - Driver: "It says here that you have seven." - Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids." (from Sallah Shabati)
 * - Driver: "How many kids do you have ?"

on travel
The Funniest Man In The World
 * "If you start looking like vour passport photo, it's high time you went abroad."