Escape From Planet Earth

Escape from Planet Earth is a 2013 computer-animated sci-fi adventure comedy film about two alien brothers named Scorch and Gary, who get locked up in Area 51 when Scorch answered a SOS from Earth what turned out to be a trap.
 * Directed by Cal Brunker. Written by Brunker & Bob Barlen. Story by Tony Leech & Cory Edwards.

Earth's greatest secrets are about to break out! (taglines)

Dialogue
[hastily] Kira, Kip's gone! Kip's gone!
 * Kira: What?
 * Gary: The rescue pod!
 * Kira: [shocked; let's the plates drop] We gotta get to BASA before he does!
 * Gary: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
 * Kira: We're using the rocket boots.
 * Gary: Are you crazy? The gyroscope is off. The thrust mechanism is broken. They're not ready to fly.
 * Kira: I've spent 15 years as a BASA test pilot. It's not rocket science.
 * Gary: That's exactly what it is! They're rocket boots!
 * Kira: [turns on the rocket boots] Gary, turn off your brain and hang on!


 * [At a Drive In, a teenage couple are watching It Came from Outer Space]
 * 3D Movie Girl: Ugh! [takes 3D glasses off in exasperation] I thought this was supposed to be in 3D!
 * 3D Movie Guy: Shh! It is in 3D!
 * [The rescue pod with Gary on board suddenly bursts through the screen. The Male Teen ducks as the Female Teen stands there impressed.]
 * 3D Movie Girl: Okay, that's better!


 * Io: Keep it down, I'm trying to get some shut eye!
 * Gary: Ah, I get it, because you only have one eye...
 * Io: Are you making fun of my one eye? [roars angrily as she shakes the bars back and forth]


 * Gary: Jail? [Chuckling] This is great! Yesterday, my life was perfect. And now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world.


 * Gary: Uh, this stupid rock is my home, or it was until you came along and ruined everything! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! Unless, I don't know, maybe, there's something else you want to ruin!


 * Io: Don't be a fool, mule!


 * 3D Movie Girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm not really that kind of girl.
 * 3D Movie Guy: Well, I'm not the kind of guy who would go out with "that" kind of girl.
 * 3D Movie Girl: Why, that is so sweet... I think.
 * 3D Movie Guy: There is nothing to be afraid of.


 * Gary: Oh, great! Just great! Fired! Say, why don't you harvest my organs, and GET IT OVER WITH!!

Taglines

 * Earth's greatest secret's are about to break out!

Cast

 * Rob Corddry — Gary
 * Brendan Fraser — Scorch
 * Sarah Jessica Parker — Kira
 * Bill Shatner — General Shanker
 * Jessica Alba — Lena
 * Jane Lynch — Io
 * Craig Robinson — Doc
 * George Lopez — Thurman
 * Sofia Vergara — Gabby
 * Steve Zahn — Hawk
 * Chris Parnell — Hammer
 * Jonathan Morgan Heit — Kip
 * Ricky Gervais — Mr. James Bing