Everybody Loves Raymond (season 3)


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Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray.

The Invasion [3.01]

 * Robert: So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond!

Driving Frank [3.02]

 * Robert: You hit my patrol car!
 * Frank: I'm your father! I don't care if I killed a guy; you're supposed to look the other way!
 * Raymond: Dad, whatever you do, I wanna look the other way.
 * Robert: I can't look the other way anymore! You drive like a maniac!
 * Debra: Frank, how did you hit Robert's patrol car?
 * Robert: My partner comes to pick me up, and Dad backs out of the driveway without looking!
 * Frank: That car shouldn't have been there!
 * Robert: On the street?
 * Frank: (pleading) Just lie! Say you never saw the guy!
 * Robert: I can't do that, Dad!
 * Frank: Why not?
 * Robert: Because I have a moral obligation as a police officer, and I almost got caught lying for you the last time! Now let me see your license!
 * Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fightin' this!
 * Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
 * Frank: (yelling) I HIT A PENGUIN!
 * Robert: (yelling himself) I'M WRITING THE TICKET! (sits down at the kitchen table and begins furiously scribbling in his ticket book)
 * Frank: FINE! THAT'S "BARONE!" B-A-R-O-N-E, AS IN "THE MAN FROM WHOSE LOINS YOU SPRUNG!"