Fictional last words in internet series

This page contains the fictional last words from internet video series such as Red vs. Blue, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, and Chad Vader. The quotes are listed by episode appearance and character name.

The Big Lez Show

 * That's not possible!
 * Who: Sassle
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Said in disbelief to the reveal that Warning Guy is one of the last Kingdom Cumians. Sassle's throat is slit by Warning Guy as he dropped below to the Earth by him.


 * Fuck you!
 * Who: Norton Mackarel
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Attempted to kill Lez by hoping he'd let his guard down in a hug. Lez, however, shoots him with a 'gooch' pistol and kicks him off a cliff. Although, Norton's death is in vain as he would've been poisioned by a snake if he had managed to escape the island (according to Sassy).


 * It's right in front of you!
 * Who: Daed-nu
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Injured during the Choomah outbreak in Browntown. He manages to inform Lez of the Choomah behind him before his head is crushed by the Choomah.


 * How's he doing that?
 * Who: Police helicopter
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Shoots at Lez during his escape from Browntown. Undamaged by the helicopter, Lez grapples and throws the helicopter to the ground using his UFO he stole from Norton's, blowing up the helicopter and Clarence's house.


 * It's... Aw fuck.
 * Who: Hansel
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Interrogated by Warning Guy due to working with King Larranox. When pressed to reveal what King Larranox's future plans are (including the true nature of his island), he shoots himself in the head, killing him instantly.


 * Have you got anything in ya? Well get this in ya!
 * Who: King Larranox
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Fatally wounded by Lez in their fight on Choomah Island. He manages to fatally shoot Lez with a concealed pistol, and is finished off by Lez with part of a tree trunk.


 * Oh, my fuckin' doobsken!
 * Who: Lezly Mackarel
 * Source: The Big Lez Show
 * Note: Fatally wounded by King Larranox. He manages to find a joint in his pocket and smokes it before he is finished off by a nuclear bomb. Lez chooses to kill himself as becoming king would result in the destruction of the Earth by his hands, accoring to a (presumably) future version of Quentin.


 * Oh my God!
 * Who: The General
 * Source: Sassy the Sasquatch
 * Note: The General, frightened by Sassy magically disappearing out the interogation room in Area 51, fires several bullets at Sassy. All miss him at close range, with one deflecting on a fire alarm bell and killing The General instantly.

Atop the Fourth Wall

 * I will find out.
 * Who: The Entity (Lewis Lovhaug)
 * Source: Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu comic review
 * Note: Says this in response to Linkara's question of what happens with an Outer God dies, choosing to kill itself.


 * Do not apologize. And do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking. Need...concentrate...
 * Who: Pollo the Robot
 * Source: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan comic review
 * Note: Says this after sacrificing himself to defeat Lord Vyce and keep Comicron-1 from crashing to Earth; mostly unbeknownst to Linkara, Pollo downloaded his consciousness into a model of the character Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Diamanda Hagan

 * But she's your mother! She gave birth to you!
 * Who: No. 700
 * Source: Emmanuelle 4 review
 * Note: Character, a minion, says this before accidentally being shot by Diamanda Hagan; minion is referencing a ransom for Hagan's mother, which she ignores.


 * Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now.
 * Who: Sylbie/Sheldon
 * Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
 * Note: Character, a minion, says this shortly being being shot in the head by Aleister.


 * What's that, Mistress? [Hagan: A gas mask.] Why are you wearing it? [Hagan: Because of the gas.] Gas? What gas?
 * Who: Un-named minion
 * Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
 * Note: Says this before dying from poison gas.


 * Me!
 * Who: Un-named minion
 * Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
 * Note: Says this before being shot in the face by Hagan, who rhetorically asked who wanted to touch her.


 * I'm here for you, Mistress! [Hagan: Get the fuck away from me!] That's why you're alone!
 * Who: Un-named minion
 * Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
 * Note: Says this before having a knife thrown into her back by Hagan.

The Cinema Snob

 * '''What? What? No. No, what&mdash;what are you talking about? I'm...I'm real...I...I am...I'm real...I...
 * Who: 80's Dan (Brad Jones)
 * Source: Caligula review (Part 2)
 * Note: Says this while disappearing when the Cinema Snob tells him he isn't a real character; character was later made the star of an eponymous review series on TheCinemaSnob.com.


 * Oh yeah?
 * Who: Phelous (Phelan Porteous)
 * Source: Caligula review (Part 2)
 * Note: Says this as before he hangs himself, after the Cinema Snob noted that the film Caligula "never hurt anyone."

The Nostalgia Chick

 * Kirk's the best.
 * Who: Nella (Antonella Inserra)
 * Source: "Kirk vs. Picard" video
 * Note: Says this after a stepladder falls on top of her.


 * You're evil. That's cool.
 * Who: Dr. Tease's robot clone (Elisa Hansen)
 * Source: "Top Ten Evil Nostalgic Characters" video
 * Note: Says this before being killed by Dark Nella.


 * Nooooooooooo!
 * Who: Lord MacGuffin (Matt Gallo)
 * Source: "Top Ten Evil Nostalgic Characters" video
 * Note: Says this before being killed by Dark Nella. He returns in a later episode.

The Nostalgia Critic

 * Who turned off the lights?! Who turned off&mdash;
 * Who: The Nostalgia Critic
 * Source: Halloween '08 Special
 * Note: Says this before he is killed by a possessed Teddy Ruxpin doll.


 * No, no, it's cool. Just let me work on my dying words: Oh&mdash;
 * Who: Turl (Noah Antwiler)
 * Source: Battlefield Earth review
 * Note: Character, based on the antagonist of the film reviewed, says this as his home planet of Psychlo explodes due to a lit cigarette. Returns in To Boldly Flee.


 * Ho-ho, you conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is&mdash;
 * Who: Dr. Bitch Spasms (Doug Walker)
 * Source: Patch Adams review
 * Note: Character, an obnoxious parody of the film version of Patch Adams, is shot by the Nostalgia Critic.

Phelous

 * Did you really expect me to do a s&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous (Phelan Porteus)
 * Source: "The Ruins of Phelous" (The Ruins review)
 * Note: Says this before a houseplant impales his head with a stalk.


 * Oh screw this.
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Silent Phelous" (Silent Hill review)
 * Note: Says this before cutting his own throat after finding himself in the hell dimension of Silent Hill.


 * And I kid you not, there is no credit music. It's just, for four minutes, her screaming "no" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and o&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phelous is Skinned Deep" (Skinned Deep review)
 * Note: Character's head explodes mid-sentence.


 * If he's going to review that, that'll mean it's gonna be me. Oh my&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous/Sam Beckett (Phelan Porteous)
 * Source: "Phobgoblins" (Hobgoblins review)
 * Note: Phelous is inhabited by the character from Quantum Leap, who chooses to kill himself rather than review Phelous' next movie.


 * Looks like Phelous has blasted off again!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phelous Aboard the Midnight Meat Train" (Midnight Meat Train review)
 * Note: Says as he is blasted through the Earth's atmosphere.


 * Hey, that doesn't look like my place&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Resident Phelous: Extinction" (Resident Evil: Extinction review)
 * Note: Says this before his DVD player causes his house to self-destruct; references a shot from the Resident Evil video game, standing in for his residence.


 * I coulda got drunk...and stopped watching this movie...I coulda...that's something to consider...
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Santaberg Slays Phelous" (Santa's Slay review)
 * Note: Drinks himself to death after watching the film.


 * BUNNIES!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phelous's Night of the Bunny Rabbits" (Night of the Lepus review)
 * Note: Says this as he is attacked in his room by giant man-eating rabbits.


 * Ahhhhh! How is this even working? You're not even in the same place as me! Ahhhhh!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phetomatus Transfusion" (Automaton Transfusion review)
 * Note: Says this as he is eaten through a video feed by Skitch, his zombified sound composer.


 * Crap. I didn't think of that.
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phetelous Sematary Two" (Pet Sematary Two review)
 * Note: Says this after taking a cyanide pill, not realizing that he doesn't have anyone to take him back to a native burial ground to bring him back to life.


 * All right, guess I survive this time. So I'll see you guys for the next review, where I'll be looking at the movie&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Night of the Living Phail 3D" (Night of the Living Dead 3D review)
 * Note: Says this just before being shot in the head by a character in the film.


 * Oh, Doug, you're funny.
 * Well, it was worth a try, right?
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "The Deaths of Phelous" (The Deaths of Ian Stone review)
 * Note: First line is said before being shot in the throat by Doug "The Nostalgia Critic" Walker; second line is said after being shot in the head by Walker.


 * Cabin Fever 2 has no right to exist, and you know what? I'd rather not exist than watch this stupid bore-fest again. And oh, would you look at that? I'm conveiniently phasing out of existence. And you know what? I'm really good with that. I really am. I don't want to be in a universe where this movie was made. So goodbye, and I'll see you guys on the next Phelous&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Cabin Phever 2" (Cabin Fever 2 review)


 * Oh fu&mdash;
 * Who: "Good Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
 * Source: "Phevil Phead Phreelous" (Evil Dead 3 review)
 * Note: Says this before being shot in the head by "Bad Phelous".


 * Anyway, the Evil Dead movies are great, and I have to say&mdash;
 * Who: "Bad Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
 * Source: "Phevil Phead Phreelous" (Evil Dead 3 review)
 * Note: Says this before being killed with a shotgun by "normal" Phelous.


 * Okay, we're done here. End the damn video!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Dawn of the Phailing Dead" (Dawn of the Living Dead review)
 * Note: Dies of exasperation due to the review not ending.


 * Okay, I think I see where this is go&mdash; Ta-da!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Turislous" (Turistas review)
 * Note: Says this as he instantaneously ages, then dies.


 * Man, I can barely tell who's getting stabbed in this scene.
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "DotCom for Phelous" (DotCom for Murder review)
 * Note: Says this while watching an incoherent murder scene, before being stabbed to death himself in the middle of his review.


 * That tells that! And ooh! Look! I've got my pulse back!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Pulselous" (Pulse review)
 * Note: Says this before being electrocuted by his television.


 * Well, I've lost the will to live. Not sure if it's the face-downloading, the shittiness of Pulse 2006, or the fact that there's a Pulse 2.
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "PulselousDotCom.com" (Pulse review)
 * Note: Says this after being attacked through his computer by JewWario.


 * Damn obvious set-ups!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Pulselous 2" (Pulse 2 review)
 * Note: Character, an "Internet ghost", says this as he is vaporized by a Ghostbuster version of himself.


 * Dammit Joe! I told you how much that hurts!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Pulselousdotcom.com" (Pulse 3 review)
 * Note: Says this as he is being shot repeatedly by a former Internet ghost, "Angry Joe" Vargas.


 * Like a record baby, right round...round...round...
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phatal Pulselous" (Fatal Pulse review)
 * Note: Says this after being slashed in the throat with a vinyl record by an unseen character.


 * Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, Incubus. What did you think of it?
 * Who: "Evil Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
 * Source: "Phinculous" (Incubus review)
 * Note: Character, an evil version of Phelous hooked up to a machine in his closet, says this before Phelous repeatedly shoots him to death.


 * Ha. Of course you did.
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phanacondouses" (Anacondas: Search of the Blood Orchid review)
 * Note: Says this after being seemingly given poisoned tea by MikeJ.


 * CGI blood! And I'm still talking without a head!
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: "Phanaconda 3" (Anaconda 3 review)
 * Note: Says this after having his head bitten off by the anaconda from the film.

To Boldly Flee

 * Oh, come on. No one's listening to a bunch of geeks. And besides, I've got all the equipment to study this thing. If something does go wrong, we'll still have it all documented. God strike me down if I'm wrong.
 * Who: That Sci-Fi Guy
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 1)
 * Note: Character's house was blown up, presumably killing him. After the Critic merges with the Plot Hole, That Sci-Fi Guy appears alive and well.


 * Maybe, just maybe, you should talk to hand. 'Cause the head all the way up here can't hear you... shorty.
 * Who: Lame R. Prick
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 2)
 * Note: Character was gruesomely killed off-screen by Mickey Paradis, after mocking his height. However, these were only his last words on screen. According to 8-Bit Mickey, his real last words were telling Mickey where Spoony was being held.


 * Yeah, I&mdash;I'm dead. Go away...I shouldn't have said that, should I&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
 * Note: Character is stabbed to death by a henchman of Turl and Zod's; character is instantly resurrected as a "redshirt".


 * Well, this guy used to flush cherry bombs down the toilet.
 * Who: Tactical Officer Replacement
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
 * Note: After the first Tactical Officer is killed by Angry Joe, Terl picks a random Mook as the replacement after the mook gives this line. He is later killed when his equitment explodes.


 * Oh, now someone wants advice from the redshirt, huh? Well&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
 * Note: Character says this before he suddenly explodes.


 * That's Grand Admiral Phelous, and the answer to your question is&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 5)
 * Note: Character is crushed by a safe.


 * Cheesiest... line... ever!
 * Who: The Last Angry Geek
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 6)
 * Note: Says this before he is blown up by the Executor, in a similar manner as Mace Windu from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.


 * Capable?! This is the greatest day of my redshirt li&mdash;
 * Who: Phelous
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
 * Note: Character spontaneously combusts.


 * Hey, did we always have this human-sized box here?
 * Who: Mook
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
 * Note: Character is shot by Angry Joe, who is hiding in a box, after saying this line.


 * Should we break it?
 * I-I don't know. Does he have homeowners' insurance?
 * Who: Mooks
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
 * Note: Both characters are blown up by a bomb after saying these lines.


 * It's the only thing more powerful than a Red Shell. If we simply built&mdash;
 * Who: JO-Ed
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
 * Note: Last words before character reverts back to Jesu Otaku.


 * Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted.
 * Who: Christopher Clod the Executor
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
 * Note: Character says before Turl's ship crashes into his throne room on the Death Bomb. He says a bunch of other last words in the credits reel.


 * To be...
 * ...or not...
 * ...TO BEEEEE!!!
 * Who: Mechakara, General Zod and Ferdinand von Turl, respectively
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
 * Note: These characters say these lines before the Death Bomb is destroyed when SadPanda unknowingly activates Mechakara's self-destruct device.


 * You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everything. Goodbye.
 * Who: Ma-Ti's Ghost
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
 * Note: Last words said before Ma-Ti leaves the plothole and finally moves on.


 * See you on the other side, man.
 * Who: The Nostalgia Critic
 * Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
 * Note: Last words before merging with the Plot Hole.

Doug Walker

 * Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move.
 * Who: Roger
 * Source: You're a Rotten Bastard: A Christmas Special
 * Note: Character, the Nostalgia Critic's guardian angel, says this after being shot in the forehead despite claiming that God had told him that nobody could kill an angel. He returns in the Scooby-Doo review in the afterlife.


 * Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some.
 * Who: Bill
 * Source: Suburban Knights (Part 1)
 * Note: Says this before he is killed by an ancient sorceror, Malachite.


 * Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?
 * Who: Bitch Malachite Kills
 * Source: Suburban Knights (Part )
 * Note:


 * Dude. That's my heart.
 * Who: Chuck Chaffer's buddy
 * Source: Suburban Knights (Part )
 * Note:


 * Oh hey, I know him!
 * Who: The Good Witch of the Forest
 * Source: Suburban Knights (Part 6)
 * Note:


 * I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours.
 * Who: Ma-Ti
 * Source: Suburban Knights (Part 7)
 * Note: Addresses the Nostalgia Critic after being mortally wounded by Malachite, referencing Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Captain Planet. As revealed in To Boldly Flee, his character survived in Spoony until Ma-Ti finally passed on in Part 8.

Brad Jones

 * You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!
 * Who: Dean (Brad Jones)
 * Source: Freak Out (Part 3)
 * Note: Character, a serial killer, goads his accomplice, Wayne, into shooting him.


 * Fuck you.
 * Who: Max Force (David Gobble)
 * Source: Cheap (Part 2)
 * Note: Character, a porn producer, has refused an offer made by Jack Stone, one of his directors making snuff films, and is now content with being killed off in one of Stone's snuff films, this time via knife stabbing him multiple times.


 * Too bad.
 * Who: Zalman (Brad Jones)
 * Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 2)
 * Note: Says this before being shot by the Hooker.


 * Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?
 * Who: Mike (Jake Norvell)
 * Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
 * Note: Character references Steele before being shot by the Hooker.


 * Damn, this whore can shoot.
 * Who: Violet (Carrie Jo Stucki)
 * Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
 * Note: Says this shortly before being gunned down by Steele.


 * When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!
 * Who: Duncan (Ed Glaser)
 * Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
 * Note: Character, an assassin, says this before being killed by Steele.


 * Well, this'll get the job done.
 * Who: Steele (Brad Jones)
 * Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
 * Note: Says this as he prepares to kill Dr. Rogen and the Hooker, only to be shot in the back by Don.

DC Abridged

 * God damn it, yes, I'm sure!
 * Who: Brick
 * Source: Don't Call Us Sidekicks


 * Fear not, my children, for he cannot hurt you.
 * Who: DeSaad
 * Source: Justice League: War


 * Okay, okay, you got me, you got—
 * Who: KGBeast
 * Source: Assault on Arkham


 * Guys, always remember... we... are... shar—
 * Who: King Shark
 * Source: Assault on Arkham


 * I... am gonna come back... as a ghost... and haunt EVERYONE!!!
 * Who: Black Mask
 * Source: Unusual Suspects


 * I look forward to spending eternity with you, sir.
 * Who: Ms. Li
 * Source: Unusual Suspects


 * Don't fight it. Deep down this is what you want. To go out with me in a glorious—
 * Who: Joker
 * Source: Unusual Suspects


 * Goodbye, dad.
 * Who: Jason Todd
 * Source: Unusual Suspects


 * Jesus of fucking Christland, I failed you.
 * Who: Raʾs al-Ġūl
 * Source: Eyes of Fate


 * I don't care. Just... never... put... the helmet on. This... is... CNN...
 * Who: Kent Nelson
 * Source: Eyes of Fate


 * If you help me, I can help you. Tell you all the secrets your father never did, like how you can breathe under water.
 * Who: Stephen Shin
 * Source: Justice League: Throne of Atlantis


 * I am the Queen of the Sea, you oversized, helmet wearing turd, and I answer to no one.
 * Who: Atlanna
 * Source: Justice League: Throne of Atlantis


 * That was... uh... the best penetration you did... because you suck at sex...
 * Who: Samantha Vanaver, the Grandmaster of the Court of Owls
 * Source: Court of Owls


 * Now you'll have to live knowing my death was on your hands.
 * Who: Talon
 * Source: Court of Owls


 * I'm surprised you don't like him. After all, you do share a name with his believed wife.
 * Who: Alexa
 * Source: Wonder Woman


 * What about the freedom to decide that for ourselves? What if that's all some of us wanted? Answer me that, sister.
 * Who: Persephone
 * Source: Wonder Woman


 * Wife! Wife! Wi—
 * Who: Ares
 * Source: Wonder Woman


 * This is fine, I guess.
 * Who: Owlman
 * Source: Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths


 * "Enter...tain... me." I'm... John...ny...
 * Who: Johnny Quick
 * Source: Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths


 * Well, what the hell are you waiting for, huh? Go ahead, do it. Do it. Do it, you blue son of a—
 * Who: Earth-3 Lex Luthor
 * Source: Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths


 * Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuc—
 * Who: T. O. Morrow
 * Source: Seeing Red


 * No! I... was... supposed... to... win...
 * Who: ABI
 * Source: Seeing Red


 * Then dodge.
 * Who: Ma'alefa'ak
 * Source: Justice League: Doom


 * You wouldn't!
 * Who: Metallo
 * Source: Justice League: Doom


 * I might not be the heart of this team, but I'm gonna rip out yours.
 * Who: Copperhead
 * Source: Suicide Squad: Ticket to Heck


 * Neither... is yours...
 * Who: Bronze Tiger
 * Source: Suicide Squad: Ticket to Heck

Dragon Ball Z Abridged

 * DAMMIT, I VOTED FOR BUSH!
 * Who: Farmer
 * Source: Episode 1: The Return of Raditz! Wait...
 * Note: Character killed by Raditz at the start of the series.


 * DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT! Bleh.
 * Who: Raditz
 * Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
 * Note: Character was killed by Piccolo who had just told him he could have easily flown out of the way of the attack.


 * I don't think that's gonna work. (Krillin: Why not?) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.
 * Who: Son Goku
 * Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
 * Note: Character was telling his friend Krillin that a Senzu Bean, a bean that can cure all wounds and ailments, would not be able to help him. He was later brought back to life.


 * That's right! Don't worry guys! We worked ourselves half to death with our training! So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans! And we will wi–
 * Who: Yamcha
 * Source: Episode 7: Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)
 * Note: Character was blown up by a Saibaman just before the end of his encouraging speech. He was later brought back to life.


 * Wait, wha–?
 * Who: Chiaotzu
 * Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
 * Note: Character was blowing himself up to save his friends, but was told he couldn't be brought back to life, as they had previously done that before. He was later brought back to life.


 * I'm... right behind you... Chiaotzu.
 * Who: Tien Shinhan
 * Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
 * Note: Character had just used the last of his energy to launch an energy ball at Nappa, but it only damaged his armor. He was later brought back to life.


 * Why... Didn't... You... DOOOOOOODGE?!? Bleh.
 * Who: Piccolo
 * Source: Episode 9: The Setup
 * Note: Character had just sacrificed his life for his student, but asked him why he didn't just dodge the attack, as was his battle cry during training. He was later brought back to life.


 * But... I... Well then. Goodbye, my friend.
 * Who: Kami
 * Source: Episode 9: The Setup
 * Note: Character was linked with Piccolo, so essentially, when one died, the other died. He was later brought back to life.


 * Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we had fun getting here. Right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
 * Who: Nappa
 * Source: Episode 9: The Setup
 * Note: Character had just been told that by killing Piccolo, he had destroyed the Dragon Balls, ruining the one reason they came to Earth. He was promptly killed by his partner, Vegeta. He was later brought back to life.


 * I'm on fire!
 * Who: Last Surviving Psychic Alien
 * Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
 * Note: Character was (obviously) set on fire.


 * Sorry.
 * Who: Toma
 * Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
 * Note: Character was apologizing for losing to Dodoria, and died in Bardock's arms.


 * And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.
 * Who: Bardock
 * Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
 * Note: Character was seeing a vision of his son fighting the Para Para Brothers, and accepted that everything he had done was in failure. However, he was actually sent back in time.


 * But-but I hate you! Why would I–?
 * Source: Cui
 * Source: Episode 13: Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave... WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!
 * Note: Character had just been told by Vegeta that he wouldn't repeat anything he was just told. After saying this line, Vegeta destroys him.


 * W-w-wait! You and I – we can team up against Freeza! Rule the universe... as husband and wife!
 * Who: Dodoria
 * Source: Episode 15: Operation Dodoria Drop
 * Note: Character -- a female in this parody series -- says this before being fatally blasted by Vegeta.


 * You know Vegeta, I gotta admit - it was pretty impressive how you went all man-hunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glowsti- [beat] Here I come Ichpe.
 * Who: Apool
 * Source: Episode 17: A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs
 * Note: Character was killed when Vegeta escaped from his healing pod.


 * What the–?!
 * Who: Zarbon
 * Source: Episode 17: A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs
 * Note: Character says this before Vegeta blows an energy blast through him.


 * I fucking hate you.
 * Who: Guldo
 * Source: Episode 19: Arrival Fear!! Salute Ginyu Special Squadron! (Rough translation)
 * Note: Character has just been decapitated by Vegeta, who proceeds to throw dog treats at his living head. Vegeta responds by saying "I know", then blowing away the head.


 * No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
 * Who: Turles
 * Source: Christmas Special 2010
 * Note: Character was killed by Goku who, with the assistance of Santa Claus, amassed enough joy to power up a Spirit Ball to destroy Turles.


 * That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength of the Recoome... Ultra Fighting Miracle–!!
 * Who: Recoome
 * Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
 * Note: Character was attempting his most powerful attack, but was defeated by a single blow by Goku before he could finish charging it up. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta blew him up later.


 * But remember, you still owe me that space soda!
 * Who: Burter
 * Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
 * Note: Character was having a heart-felt conversation with his best friend, Jeice. As Jeice was agreeing to spend time at the parody restaurant, "Spacey's," Goku defeated Burter in two blows. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta crushed his neck.


 * Clever girl...
 * Who: Jeice
 * Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku
 * Note: Character had just learned of the Saiyan's ability to become stronger after nearly dying and had realized his fate. This line was said moments before Vegeta destroyed him with an energy blast.


 * CHANGE... NOW!
 * Who: Captain Ginyu
 * Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku
 * Note: Character was using his signature move to change bodies with Vegeta, but Goku threw a frog in between them (although he threw it merely because it was gross). Although this did not kill him, he was unable to speak as a frog until the point when Vegeta stepped on him and killed him.


 * I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now.
 * Who: Super Kami Guru
 * Source: Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks.
 * Note: Character focused intently on killing himself, and did some sort of strain to his body that killed him. Later, the character revealed that he had temporarily stopped his own heart.


 * "FUCK THIS I'M OUT."
 * Who: Freeza's Scouter
 * Source: Episode 25: "Nail is Piccolo, and So Can You!"
 * Note: This was the scouter's final message before it exploded.


 * All right, look. I know we said some things... but I bet if we just talk to each other a little, we could become friends. Whaddaya say? High-five? (Piccolo: Down low.) Wha--?
 * Who: Wings
 * Source: Lord Slug Abridged
 * Note: Character's peace offering to Piccolo was rejected via cranial destruction.


 * SUCK 'EM DRY, BOYS!!!
 * Who: Medamatcha
 * Source: Lord Slug Abridged
 * Note: Character gave this order to his mini me's. Shortly after he was fatally wounded by Goku.


 * You little upstart PRICK!
 * Who: Angila
 * Source: Lord Slug Abridged
 * Note: Character launched a blast at Goku from his mouth. Goku reflected that blast back from whence it came.


 * WHY DIDN'T I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY?!?
 * Who: Lord Slug
 * Source: Lord Slug Abridged
 * Note: Character had just been blasted by Goku's Spirit Bomb, sending him into the satellite he had put up.


 * Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right: I'm your White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage.
 * Who: Dende
 * Source: Episode 26: "Alien VS. Piccolo"
 * Note: Character had just healed Vegeta, who immediately started threatening him. After explaining why he couldn't, Dende was immediately blown up by Freeza. He was later brought back to life.


 * Because, Kakarrot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God, you're the last remaining Saiyan.
 * Who: Vegeta
 * Source: Episode 28: Leave It to Freezer
 * Note: Character addresses Goku after being mortally wounded by Freeza. He was later brought back to life.


 * Can't you take a joke?
 * Who: Krillin
 * Source: Episode 29: Freeza Burn
 * Note: Says this before Freeza lifts him into the air and causes him to explode. He was later brought back to life.


 * Choke on them! Choke on them!
 * Who: Super Kami Guru
 * Source: Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut
 * Note: Character had just revealed that he had caused a great drought on his planet and attempted to let himself die. He failed to do this, and his people slaughtered him. He shouted his last words as they tore him apart and devoured him. This line is a reference to Captain Rhodes's last words from the 1985 horror film, Day of the Dead.


 * He's...really just leaving me here. He gave me his energy and left me. Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should change. Maybe this is my second, and last, chance. Maybe I was wrong. NAH! - No No No NO NO NO NO! EYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 * Who: Frieza
 * Source: Episode 30: Frieza: The Final Cut (Part 3)
 * Note: After Goku lends Frieza some energy to survive, Frieza thinks on his act, before ultimately deciding to backstab him anyway. Goku then sends his power back, obliterating Frieza. He is later found and restored as a cyborg by King Cold.


 * Eh? Oh no... No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no--! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Who: Doore
 * Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged
 * Note: Character was killed by Piccolo as he was attempting to catch up to Gohan.


 * I will see you in Space Hell... Cousin Jeice.
 * Who: Salza
 * Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged
 * Note: Character had been shot with Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon after hiding for half of the movie.


 * Before I die... I have one... one more decree. All of our most elite warriors must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls.
 * Who: Lord Chilled
 * Source: TFS Special - Episode of Bardock
 * Note: Character was an ancestor of Freeza and his family, and was defeated by Goku's father Bardock, who had been sent back in time to milk that cash-cow.


 * If you're trying to be clever you're sorely lacking–
 * Who: Lord Freeza
 * Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts
 * Note: Character was addressing Trunks who had made the pun "You should split" in reference to the fact that he was about to cut Freeza in half.


 * I'm a haggler?
 * Who: King Cold
 * Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts
 * Note: Character was bargaining for his life by offering Trunks one planet, then three, and finally two and a half. He says this line when Trunks calls him on lowering his offer.


 * Your thirty day trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win... rar...
 * Who: Android 19
 * Source: Episode 36: Super Saiyan Swagger
 * Note: Character was an android whose lines were generic programming terms. He said this line after Vegeta had destroyed his body, leaving only the head.


 * Well, personally I think that would be uncalled for.
 * Who: Pepper
 * Source: Dead Zone Abridged
 * Note: Character said this in response to Piccolo's reference of The Spice Girls' attack on him. Piccolo promptly threw him into a wall and killed him with an energy blast.


 * OH MY GOD!!!
 * Who: Cinnamon
 * Source: Dead Zone Abridged
 * Note: Character screamed this as he watched Goku's Kamehameha barreling towards him.


 * What a... douchebag...
 * Who: Ginger
 * Source: Dead Zone Abridged
 * Note: Character said this as he lay dying under rubble after being hit by Goku's Kamehameha.


 * So... Could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu Bea-?
 * Who: Dr. Gero
 * Source: Episode 37: Dr Gero or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Androids
 * Note: Character was barking orders at his creation, Android 17. 17 responded by punching through Gero's chest and kicking his head off. Gero said this final line just before 17 crushed his head.


 * Really? *sigh*
 * Who: Cooler
 * Source: Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning.
 * Note: Character was responding to Goku's extremely lame line "It's time to put you on ice." Character exploded shortly after saying this.


 * Aw, crapbaskets.
 * Who: Gohan
 * Source: The History of Trunks
 * Note: Character's final thought after being informed that the voice of his former master in his head was a figment of his imagination. Character was killed by cyborgs immediately afterwards.


 * Oh god, this is so disgusting! This isn't how it's supposed to work! I'm not supposed to die like this! I'm too cool! Someone pull off the tail! I'm too cool for this! I'M TOO COOL–
 * Who: Android 17
 * Source: Episode 47: Family Reunion
 * Note: Character was absorbed by Imperfect Cell through his tail. While this act did not kill him, he remained unable to speak until his death when Cell detonated his bomb. He was later brought back to life.


 * ...Did you just throw a motha fuckin' do--?
 * Who: Android 15
 * Source: Super Android 13
 * Note: Character was beheaded by Vegeta, who threw a dog biscuit at his head. Vegeta did the same to Guldo and Android 19 earlier in the series.


 * By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before, nor after. Only the end.
 * Who: Android 14
 * Source: Super Android 13
 * Note: Character had been fatally wounded by Trunks' sword.


 * 14 and 15 have been destroyed?! ...Good!
 * Who: Android 13
 * Source: Super Android 13
 * Note: Character's final words before transforming into his Super form. While in his Super form, he only grunted and growled, making these his final words.


 * What's another 17 years? I'm not going anywhere. Wait, what is that noi- Oh, no...
 * Who: Dr. Gero
 * Source: Super Android 13
 * Note: Character's final words before his supercomputer is destroyed by Krillin.


 * So dark... and cold... [sobs]
 * Who: The Bouncy Butcher
 * Source: The World's Strongest
 * Note: Character had been torn through by Goku and left for dead. These were his final words shown on a camera feed.


 * I'm The Electrocutioner now!
 * Who: The Electrocutioner
 * Source: The World's Strongest
 * Note: Shortly after saying this, he was pummeled to death by Goku


 * Then electrocutionate him! I don't give a fuck!
 * Who: Freezer
 * Source: The World's Strongest
 * Note: Character was responding to The Electrocutioner, and was later pummeled to death by Goku


 * Wait, you seriously never noticed the exo-body I left for you? Did you think I'd literally just leave you in a jar? What kind of monster do you think I a- FAIR ENOOOOOOUUUUUUGH!!!
 * Who: Kochin
 * Source: The World's Strongest
 * Note: Character had the floor destroyed beneath him by the very exo-body he was trying to defend.


 * No no NO NO!!!
 * Who: Paragus
 * Source: BROLY
 * Note: Character was hugged to death in his spaceship by his son Broly.


 * KA-KA-ROOOOOOOOOOT!!!
 * Who: Broly
 * Source: BROLY
 * Note: Character was punched through the stomach by Goku.


 * HO... HO... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Who: Super Santa Claus
 * Source: Plan to Eradicate Christmas
 * Note: Character was defeated after the heroes discovered the true meaning of Christmas: The bonds that bind friends and family.


 * Cell was right. You think you're better than everyone else. But there you stand, the Good Man doing nothing. But while evil triumphs and your rigid pacifism crumbles into blood-stained dust, the only victory afforded to you is that you stuck true to your guns. You were a coward to your last whimper. Of fear and love, I fear not that I will die, but that all I have come to love: the birds and the things that are not birds, will perish with me. So please. Gohan. Stop holding back. And hey! If we do make it out of this, please pick up my head and BEAT YOUR FATHER TO DEATH WITH--!
 * Who: Android 16
 * Source: Episode 60: Cell-Out (Part 1: Mitosis)
 * Note: Character had already had his body destroyed by Perfect Cell and had his head crushed after delivering a wake-up call to Gohan.


 * Goku... For the sake of your friends... Your family... Your planet... you gave yourself. I'll see you soon... my friend.
 * Who: King Kai
 * Source: Episode 60: Cell-Out (Part 2: Apoptosis)
 * Note: Character, along with his friends Gregory and Bubbles who did not speak, were killed by Cell's bomb detonation.


 * Hey King Kai, what should I do with Cell?
 * Who: Son Goku
 * Source: Episode 60: Cell-Out (Part 2: Apoptosis)
 * Note: Character teleported Cell, who was just about to detonate his bomb, to King Kai's planet, wondering what he should do with him and wanting a wise answer from King Kai. He was caught up in the immediate explosion.


 * Hel... Help... Someone... Help me... I-- (coughs up blood)
 * Who: Trunks Briefs
 * Source: Episode 60: Cell-Out (Part 3: Necrosis)
 * Note: Character was blasted in the chest by a reconstructed Perfect Cell. He was later brought back to life.


 * OH, SHIT!!!
 * Who: Perfect Cell
 * Source: Episode 60: Cell-Out (Part 3: Necrosis)
 * Note: Character was obliterated by Gohan's Father-Son Kamahameha. While these were his final spoken words, his final thoughts were himself singing a rendition of Frank Sinatra's "My Way" as his perfect life flashed before his eyes.


 * Wait-
 * Who: Cyborg 18
 * Source: Episode 60 Epilogue: No Tears, Only Electric Dreams Now
 * Note: Character was blindsided by Trunks and froze up before being obliterated.


 * Go... ku... Junior?
 * Who: Cyborg 17
 * Source: Episode 60 Epilogue: No Tears, Only Electric Dreams Now
 * Note: Character was unable to name Trunks' master, and was destroyed for it.


 * ♪And now. The end is near- AH GODDAMMIT SHEEIIAAA-
 * Who: Imperfect Cell
 * Source: Episode 60 Epilogue: No Tears, Only Electric Dreams Now
 * Note: Character was killed by Trunks before he could steal his time machine and escape to the past.


 * So I told the bitch, "Don't worry, once I'm all up in your guts you're gonna feel fresh and clean!" HOLY SHIT!
 * Who: Enema
 * Source: Kai Episode 2.9: Dragon Fool Z Kai
 * Note: Character was obliterated by Gohan.


 * Enema! Noooo! I mean, we actually hated him so I'm not really heartbroken over it, but I've been using his HBO Go account. And while I'm not into Game of Thrones, I'm really enjoying Silicon Va- FUCK!
 * Who: Vinegar
 * Source: Kai Episode 2.9: Dragon Fool Z Kai
 * Note: Character was blown up by Gohan while not really being bothered by Enema's death.


 * Alright man. Jesus. I'm sure there's more around here somewhere.
 * Who: Spice
 * Source: Kai Episode 2.9: Dragon Fool Z Kai
 * Note: Character was impaled on a spike by Gohan.

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

 * Hold on. Who is it?
 * Who: Edward Cullen
 * Source: Episode 1: Psych, Hitler
 * Note: Said before Alucard shoots him through a door.


 * Are you mocking me?
 * Who: Psychotic Vampire Priest
 * Source: Episode 1: Psych, Hitler
 * Note: Said before being shot by Alucard.


 * And now I'm on fuckin' fire! So now it's free game! The one who sent me... was... Nazis.
 * Who: Jan Valentine
 * Source: Episode 2: Bullets From Your Valentine
 * Note: Said before destroying himself in front of the Hellsing Organization.


 * Really? Ohgodno&mdash;
 * Who: Luke Valentine
 * Source: Episode 2: Bullets From Your Valentine
 * Note: Said before being mauled and killed by Alucard. He was later reanimated.


 * I'm getting real tired of this shit.
 * Who: Tubalcain "The Dandy Man" Alhambra
 * Source: Episode 3: TheCrimsonFuckr
 * Note: Said before being killed by Alucard.


 * Wow... Uh, when you put it like that, I feel like a cunt.
 * Who: Commander Violet
 * Source: Episode 4: Trigger Warning
 * Note: Said before being killed by Rip Van Winkle.


 * I don't have to take zis from you, you racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig!
 * Who: Rip Van Winkle
 * Source: Episode 4: Trigger Warning
 * Note: Said before being killed by Alucard.


 * When you get to hell, tell 'em Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!
 * Who: Sir Penwood
 * Source: Episode 5: Lay Back and Think of Oblivion
 * Note: Said before blowing himself and several Nazi soldiers up with C4 explosives.


 * You're far too fine a wine... for a lout... like... me.
 * Who: Pip Bernadotte
 * Source: Episode 7: A Scythe for Sore Eyes
 * Note: Said to Seras shortly after Zorin impales him with her scythe. Though he is dead, his essence lives on in Seras.


 * SERAS VICTORIA!
 * Who: Zorin Blitz
 * Source: Episode 7: A Scythe for Sore Eyes
 * Note: Said as Zorin is being killed by Seras Victoria (Who has almost exclusively been referred to as 'Police Girl'). Above quote is the response to Seras' demand for Zorin to say her name.


 * Do I hear wha-
 * Who: Jed Forrest
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Said as he introduced himself to Alucard, who shushed him and shot him between the eyes mid-sentence.
 * Guys, I a-don't want to jinx it, but I a-think we got him- 
 * Who: Brother Andrea Marco Francesco Luco Mateo Alejandro Lozendro Fedrico
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Said as he though the combined Catholic and Nazi forces had killed Alucard. He was decapitated mid-sentence.


 * They expected us... They expected all of us! ¡¡Dios Mio!! NO! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
 * Who: Don Diego de la Vega
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Said as he and his Mexican Inquisition troops were overrun by Alucard's Restraint Level Zero army.


 * Holy fuck, bro! This is what we get for sticking our necks out!
 * Who: Abbot Puiser
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Said right before he is stabbed in the neck by two horseback knights.


 * ANDERSON! ANDERSON, I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!
 * Who: Enrico Maxwell
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Character was allowed to be killed by a mob by Alexander Anderson


 * Alucard, I hate you. But I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed. To find forgiveness and salvation. But when you find it, will you accept it? As a man much like you once lost, adrift in the mad world, I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how? (Alucard: Of course, my friend.) I-
 * Who: Father Alexander Anderson
 * Source: Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson
 * Note: Character had just had his heart stolen by Alucard and was having a heart to heart with him. His head was crushed by Walter before he could finish speaking.


 * Goodbye, my starling. And- [Coughs blood] That was my favorite pillow.
 * Who: Sir Arthur Hellsing
 * Source: Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Water
 * Note: Character had been poisoned by his treacherous brother.


 * No. No! NOOO!
 * Who: Richard Traitoro Hellsing
 * Source: Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Water
 * Note: Character was shot by his niece Integra, who he was trying to murder.


 * You are neither! You are... You are already dead.
 * Who: Takagi "Yumie" Yumiko
 * Source: Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Water
 * Note: Character attempted to kill Walter, but was instead shredded by his razor wires.


 * Evervone aboard ze S.S. Schutzstaffel, or as ve like to call it: Ze S.S.S.S-
 * Who: Schrodinger
 * Source: Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Water
 * Note: Character was shot by Integra before finishing this line. While his weird philosophical powers render this death unobserved, he did not have any further lines until his suicide and subsequent absorption.


 * I'm... I'm alive? Seems like things are Lukeing up for this Valentine- [Screams]
 * Who: Luke Valentine
 * Source: Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Water
 * Note: Character had been reanimated by Alucard, only to be immediately trapped and dragged around by Walter. Alucard shot him shortly after.


 * What was that? ...Ah, probably noth-
 * Who: Herr Doktor
 * Source: Episode 10: The Party's Over
 * Note: Character was caught in an explosion while trying to flee his lab.


 * Shot in the gut, slumped against a wall, and executed by some crazy German Catholic bint quoting Kill Bill. Yes, a traitor's death.
 * Who: Walter C. Dornez
 * Source: Episode 10: The Party's Over
 * Note: Character had been shot by Heinkel while lamenting his failure. He was finished off by her shortly after this line.


 * Hervorragend... ♪So long, farewell. Auf wiedersehen, goodbye. I leave, and heave. A sigh and say goodbye. Goooo...♭
 * Who: The Major
 * Source: Episode 10: Party's Over
 * Note: Character had been blown open by Seras, exposing his cyborg parts. After failing to kill Integra and being shot in the process, he ruined The Sound of Music for her before his cybernetics shut down.

Hazbin Hotel

 * No... You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or somethin'! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING LOSERS!
 * Who: Adam
 * Source: Episode 8: "The Show Must Go On"
 * Note: Character is defeated by Charlie and Lucifer Morningstar during his attack on the Hazbin Hotel, and then fatally stabbed from behind by Niffty with an angelic knife.

Helluva Boss

 * Me?!
 * Who: Eddie (AKA "Bratty Kid")
 * Souce: Pilot
 * Note: Character is shot dead by Blitzo. He had previously been accidentally shot by Moxxie and revived at a hospital, but after being profanely rude towards I.M.P., they were all too happy to kill him after being told that he was the target their client wanted dead after all.


 * Oh God! What have you done?! Sh... she had a family! [Mrs. Mayberry: "WE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!"] W-Wait! Nonono--
 * Who: Jarold Mayberry
 * Source: Episode 1: "Murder Family"
 * Note: Character is killed by his angry wife for cheating on her with Martha.


 * Oh dear God, what have I done? In front of you all! I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables...!
 * Who: Mrs. Mayberry
 * Source: Episode 1: "Murder Family"
 * Note: Character shoots herself in remorse for traumatizing her students after realizing that they witnessed her vengeful murder of her husband. She becomes a demon in Hell after her death.


 * Oh... shit. Well, I'll just shoot you in your smartass mouth!
 * Who: Martha
 * Source: Episode 1: "Murder Family"
 * Note: Character is shot through the head by Moxxie while trying to ritually kill Blitzo and Millie.


 * Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people love me! Does anybody love you...BLITZO?
 * Who: Robo Fizz
 * Source: Episode 2: "Loo Loo Land"
 * Note: Character is swallowed by a dragon-like creature after a fight with Blitzo and I.M.P. that trashes the amusement park he operates at. He is a robotic duplicate of the actual Fizzarolli, who appears later in the series.


 * Oh, whoa... what are you? A leprechaun? Haha!
 * Who: Drunken Beachgoer
 * Source: Episode 3: "Spring Broken"
 * Note: Character is killed by Blitzo with an axe.


 * It’s all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it’s worth living! Killing myself is not the answer. Plus, I’m still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!
 * Who: Lyle Lipton
 * Source: Episode 4: "C.H.E.R.U.B."
 * Note: Character is crushed by a piano as a result of I.M.P. and C.H.E.R.U.B.'s fight over whether to kill or try to redeem him. He becomes a demon in Hell afterwards.


 * Hey! What about my w--
 * Who: Chazwick Thurman
 * Source: Episode 10: "Exes and Oohs"
 * Note: Character is the ex-boyfriend of both Moxxie and Millie, who convinced Crimson, Moxxie's mob boss father, to let him marry Moxxie to gain access to the family's wealth. He is killed offscreen by Crimson after Blitzo reveals that he lied about being rich himself, and his teeth are used as a trophy on Crimson's wall.


 * Heh. Sure, Barb, whatever you say.
 * Who: Jimmy
 * Source: Episode 12: "Unhappy Campers"
 * Note: Character is a camp counsellor whom Blitzo's sister, Barbie Wire, seduces into helping her smuggle drugs. After he murders a fellow counsellor to keep their dealings hidden, I.M.P. are hired to assassinate him. While he manages to stay out of their reach, he is then blown up by a stray rocket from a stage show Millie is performing in.


 * YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME NOW, BITCH!
 * Who: Arick "Burnie" Burnz
 * Source: Episode 15: "Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special"
 * Note: Character is an obsessive and unpleasant stalker who lusted after Fizzarolli when they were teenagers, started a blog dedicated to hating him after being rejected, and later threatens him again at Mammon's clown pageant. Blitzo blasts Burnie's head apart with his sniper rifle when he breaks into Fizz's dressing room wielding a knife.

Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged

 * NO!!!
 * Who: Wedge
 * Source: Episode 7
 * Note: Character had fallen from a tower and was asked if he was okay.


 * TELL HER!!!
 * Who: Biggs
 * Source: Episode 7
 * Note: Character had fallen from up high and landed on a stair railing. His final request was for Cloud to tell Jessie that he finds her voice hot, because it sounds like she's blowing him.


 * It's actually kinda funny... That he thinks his dick is that big!
 * Who: Jessie
 * Source: Episode 7
 * Note: Character spent her last moments ribbing Biggs before succumbing to her wounds.


 * Trust me... And when I say this I mean no metaphor. Next time we meet... One of us... Will be dead.
 * Who: President Shinra
 * Source: Episode 9
 * Note: Character was taunting Barret after successfully capturing the party. He was later killed offscreen by Sephiroth.
 * Note2: According to his cousin in the following episode, his final words were actually, "Much like an ice-skating Chocobo being ridden by two illiterate Moogles-'''


 * The eyes of my fists are never wrong! Now stand back! FOR ZANGAN'S FISTS WILL SAVE THE DAY!!!
 * Who: Zangan, Master of the Fist
 * Source: Episode 11
 * Note: Character died immediately after entering a burning building.


 * My coal is burnt out, brother. Farewell. And remember: Don't. Fuck. Up.
 * Who: Dyne
 * Source: Episode 17
 * Note: Character was severely injured by Barret and chose to fall from a cliff rather than succumb to his wounds. He exploded upon impact.


 * Ha! You think a mere mortal—WHAT THE F*CK?!
 * Who: Materia Keeper
 * Source: Episode 21
 * Note: Character was eaten alive by Vincent Valentine after the latter uses his Galian Beast Limit Break.


 * I'm taking this to the moon and you can't stop me-[Gets hit by a truck] I'm okay!
 * Who: Palmer Q. Shinra
 * Source: Episode 21
 * Note: Character survived being run over by a truck only to immediately be decapitated by the blades of the Tiny Bronco.


 * Well, you're cute. But I can see up your pant leg that you've only got one testi- [screams] I should have stayed in my hot springs.
 * Who: Don Corneo
 * Source: Episode 22
 * Note: Character expressed his disinterest in Reno but fell for him anyway. Off a cliff.


 * It's alright, Cloud. All is forgive-
 * Who: Aerith Gainsborough
 * Source: Episode 25
 * Note: Character was almost attacked by Cloud before he broke a mind control command. She was killed by Sephiroth while forgiving him.


 * What?! ...Well, at least I created the Shintranet.
 * Who: Rufus Shinra
 * Source: Episode 31
 * Note: Character had just fired a cannon, taking out a Weapon. The Weapon was able to fire off its own shots before being killed which destroyed the tower he was standing in.


 * Wrong... Button...
 * Who: Scarlett J. Questus
 * Source: Episode 31
 * Note: Character was in a giant robot with Heidegger, who accidentally pressed the self destruct button.


 * That's one for the Fail Blog.
 * Who: Heidegger
 * Source: Episode 31
 * Note: Character was in a giant robot with Scarlett, and accidentally pressed the self destruct button.


 * Sephiroth... [Cackles maniacally]
 * Who: Professor Hojo
 * Source: Episode 31
 * Note: Character injected himself with Jenova's cells in order to become his fetish. He was killed by Vincent Valentine rather lacklusterly.


 * So many guys joined for selfish reasons. Only wanting strength and power so they can push around the weak. But you and me, we joined because we wanted that strength and power to help others. That’s what it means to me...to be a First Class SOLDIER. But more importantly...to me...that’s what it means to be a-
 * Who: Zack Fair
 * Source: The Movie
 * Note: Character was gunned down by Shinra infantrymen during Cloud's flashback sequence.


 * Who the hell do you think you are?
 * Who: Sephiroth
 * Source: The Movie
 * Note: Character engaged Cloud in a final mental battle as a last gambit after the party defeats Safer Sephiroth. Cloud finishes him off once and for all with Omnislash.

How It Should Have Ended

 * Oh my.
 * Who: C3PO
 * Source: How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended
 * Note: See below.


 * Well, so much for that idea.
 * Who: General Dodanna
 * Source: How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended
 * Note: The characters were planning to launch a assualt on the Death Star. However, not having an intricate plan of attack, because of it being "all Princess Leia's fault" that she decided to go back herself with the plans, knowing full well she'd risk getting caught by the Empire, they end up staying put on the planet surface. The Death Star almost immediately blows up Yavin upon arrivial of orbiting (due to Tarkin demanding that they were ready to fire), Dodanna mutters this line before the Rebel Base is blown up as well, leaving Han and Chewbacca to escape just in time.


 * No, no! Meesa stay! Meesa comic relief. Meesa bring farts and clumsy times! (Qui-Gon: That won't be necessary.) Oh, but it is. 'Tis demanded by the Gods it is!
 * Who: Jar Jar Binks
 * Source: How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended
 * Note: After rescuing Jar-Jar, the Gungan starts badgering Qui-Gon Jinn excessively until the Jedi shoves him in front of an approaching Battle Droid craft, directing its fire back at Jar Jar's body, before destroying the craft.


 * But mostly to save your own skin, correct?
 * Who: Captain Jack Sparrow
 * Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
 * Note: As the Black Pearl is sinking at the hands of Davy Jones' Kraken, Will Turner calls Elizabeth out for kissing Jack, to which Jack claims that Elizabeth did it to buy the others some time to save themselves. Frustrated, Will proclaims he is through going along with the adventures of the group. Either way, they drown when the ship falls into Davy Jones' Locker.


 * Precisely.
 * Who: Elizabeth Swann
 * Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!
 * Who: Will Turner
 * Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!
 * Who: Harry Osborn
 * Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended
 * Note: After goaded back into going to aid Peter in defeating Venom after learning the truth of his father's death from his butler, he ends up hitting a bird that was freed from the radiation testing area where Flint Marko attempted to hide in earlier. As a result, he crashes into a brick wall and his glider is sent flying.


 * Oh, dang, he was telling the truth.
 * Who: Eddie Brock, Jr.
 * Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended
 * Note:


 * Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill your destiny!
 * Who: Jetfire
 * Source: How Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Should Have Ended
 * Note: See Fictional last words in Transformers media. However instead of retaining Jetfire's parts, Optimus is transformed into his G1 incarnation of himself.


 * Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-
 * Who: The Wicked Witch of the West
 * Source: How Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended
 * Note: After issuing a warning of vengenance towards Dorothy, the Wicked Witch is shot down by a Munchikin guard. As one of the other guards questions his partner asking how it could've been possible to kill her with anything but water, the guard responds by saying he thought the same way until he noticed that Dorothy's house crushed the Witch of the East, and decided since they were carrying guns, he'd shoot her. As the town celebrates, Glinda laments that her plans to send Dorothy out on a mission to kill the Witch herself are ruined.


 * Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-
 * Who: James T. Kirk
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: After the Enterprise was sucked into a black hole, the crew ends up in the Star Wars universe, and is promptly blown up by the Death Star.


 * Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side.
 * Who: Mr. Spock
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * Aye, aye, sir.
 * Who: Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * We are still caught in the gravitational pull.
 * Who: Pavel Chekov
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.


 * Yes, sir.
 * Who: Hikaru Sulu
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.


 * CAPTAIN, PLEASE!!!
 * Who: Nyota Uhura
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.


 * Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-
 * Who: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
 * Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.


 * I know, but, even the cannon?
 * Who: Red Shirt
 * Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended - Deleted Scene
 * Note: As Kirk demands for the Red Shirts and the ship's cannon be jettisoned, a Red Shirt asks if the jettison request is true before all the Red Shirts are shot out through the ship's air lock.


 * (Iron Man: Well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender my- TANK MISSILE!) Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!
 * Who: Obidiah Stane/Iron Monger
 * Source: How Iron Man Should Have Ended
 * Note: In the fight between Iron Man and Iron Monger, Obidiah launches upward with his rocket boots after announcing he had upgraded the original Iron Man suit, despite the slow take-off speed. He then says to Tony that he is certain his suit is far more advanced. Snidely, Tony fires a missile straight at the Iron Monger suit, blowing it up. While discussing it with Superman and Batman at the "Super Cafe" he stated that his reasons for killing Obidiah were the fact that Stane tried to kill Tony twice, and by throwing a villain in jail, all that results in is them breaking out and swearing revenge.


 * AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!
 * Who: Indiana Jones
 * Source: How Indiana Jones 4 Should Have Ended
 * Note: In the infamous nuked fridge scene, Indy emerges out from the explosion of the atomic bomb testing site, only to have all his bones broken. He screams in agony and is very likely to die from this. The (real) Indiana Jones then immediately wakes up in a hospital room, only to find it was just a bad dream with (among other things) giant ants, Russians, and millions of disappointed fans.


 * Oh, I hope my girlfriend is still alive!
 * Who: Grail Knight
 * Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended
 * Note: After the knight, who spent all of his time guarding the Holy Grail warns Indy of what would happen were he to remove the Grail from the temple, is told how he could've just carved the warning into the walls so he wouldn't have to sit alone for 700 years, he immediately rushes out of the temple, lamenting how he had wasted his life standing guard. As soon as he gets outside, he immediately ages rapidly and crumbles into dust.


 * We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail!
 * Who: Elsa Schneider
 * Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended
 * Note: After Indy had healed Henry Jones Sr. with the waters of the Holy Grail, he surrenders the Grail to the Nazis while he, Marcus Brody, Sallah, and Henry Jones Sr. escape from the cave. Elsa and her fellow Nazis celebrate until they accidentally cross over the seal and are killed when the cave crumbles over top of them.


 * Ooh! Right in the- oh dear.
 * Who: Smaug
 * Source: How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended
 * Note: After Thorin and his troupe of dwarves (alongside Bilbo Baggins) attempt to befriend Smaug, it attacks them before setting off to destroy Lake Town. However, Legolas shows up firing a black arrow from his bow, killing Smaug with a blow right in its chestplate.


 * (Harry: It's over!) It's never over! Avada Kadav-!
 * I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-
 * Who: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
 * Source: How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
 * Note: In the final battle against Harry, Voldemort is gloating over the fact that he plans to finally kill his nemesis, only to hear Harry call him off and announce that he recently came back from the dead and his friends were going to kill Nagini (the last Horcrux). Cut to Neville slicing Nagini's head off with the Sword of Griffindor. Not fazed, he tries to cast Avada Kadavra again only to be shot in the head by Professor Snape (turns out he survived by drinking "Honey Badger Anti-Venom" ever since joining the troop of Death Eaters, and he could heal his own wounds). Using Harry's cloak and Time-Turner, he goes back to where Dumbeldore first met Riddle, to kill the boy. He succeeds, surprising Dumbeldore.


 * Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jisus!
 * Fitzle fire. Fitzle fire.
 * Who: HYDRA Nazis
 * Source: How Captain America Should Have Ended
 * Note: Both are shot and defeated by Captain America, as he leads the charge against Red Skull's forces.


 * Uh, she- lost the will to live?
 * Who: Emperor Palpatine
 * Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
 * Note: In the final battle between Vader and Luke, Vader notes that Luke's thoughts for his friends and his sister betray him, only then to be sidetracked by the surprise that Vader has a daughter in Leia. Estatic, he starts telling everyone inside the Death Star that he has a daughter, to the annoyance of Palpatine. In realization, Vader then asks the Emperor how he could have twin children (Luke and Leia) if Vader had "killed Padme in his anger". Reluctantly, Palpatine admits the truth about Padme's death to Vader. Enraged, Vader attacks his master while being electrocuted by force lightning, killing both of them in the process.


 * You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!
 * Who: Darth Vader
 * Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * That water looks awfully cold.
 * Who: Professor Moriaty
 * Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
 * Note: After being tackled down by Holmes off a balcony in the mountains, Moriaty asks Holmes if his efforts to try and stop him were worth it. Holmes then explains that has an inflatable life preserver with him, seeing as he knew Moriaty would attempt to steal his brother's oxygen tank and poke holes in his preserver when in reality, he poked holes into a sack of beans. Seeing each other as equals, they say to each other that they look forward to a future with each other as rivals, only to soon crash into the rocks below.


 * I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks.
 * Who: Sherlock Holmes
 * Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
 * Note: See above.


 * Wait, what?
 * (sobbing) "Camo- camo- camoflague. Paintin' camo- camo- camofl-"
 * Who: Peeta
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: After defeating Cato, Katniss and Peeta are informed by the heads of the Game that the previous rule change (there will be two winners) has been revoked, before trying to convince them to kill each other. After this, Peeta and Katniss then question them on what if they refused, stating that they have to have a Hunger Games victor, and threatening to commit suicide by eating poison-laced berries. Unfazed, they wait for Katniss and Peeta to proceed, until Katniss then confesses she doesn't truly love Peeta, as he ends up eating the berries and dies. The second quote comes from when Peeta is desperately trying to camoflague himself (while singing a parody of Coldplay's song Paradise), only to bump into Slenderman and be captured/killed by him.


 * Did he just blow up the mothership?
 * Who: Frankie
 * Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene
 * Note: Both he and Bert are Chitauri soldiers celebrating a job promotion and a good family life only to be killed when Tony Stark's actions blow up the Mothership, causing the soldiers to drop dead in their tracks.


 * Yeah? Is that bad?
 * Who: Bert
 * Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene
 * Note: See above.


 * What The?!
 * Who: Jabba the Hutt
 * Source: How Return Of The Jedi Should Have Ended
 * Note: Blown up by a thermal detentator as Luke and Leia attempt to rescue Han Solo.


 * Just this weird note I found taped to these rocks we passed: "Don't look, or it takes you." (Glimmer: Well, that's strange.) What do you think it means?
 * Who: Marvel
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: Shows a page note to Cato's team, and is then captured and likely killed by Slenderman while the others flee.


 * Guys? Hello? Something really weird's going on... Ah!
 * Who: Thresh
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: Killed by Slenderman while calling out for his teammates.


 * Where are you, you bald creep? C'mon, where are you- gah!
 * Who: Clove
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: Killed by Slenderman while trying to search for him.


 * I'll just hide in the bathroom. I'll hide in the-
 * Who: Rue
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: Captured by Slenderman while attempting to hide in a dillipated lavatory.


 * I'm being eaten alive!
 * Who keeps banging that drum?
 * Who: Cato
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: When confronting in each other in the Hunger Games, the first quote comes from Katniss shooting Cato in the hand to free Peeta, leaving Cato to be mauled and eaten by the muttations. The second quote comes from a frightened Cato being captured and killed by Slenderman.


 * I just wanted to hunt other children!
 * Who: Glimmer
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: Captured and killed by Slenderman.


 * I did it. Woo-hoo! District Twelve, I win!
 * Who: Katniss Everdeen
 * Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
 * Note: After being announced as the winner of the Hunger Games, she proclaims her victory unaware that Slenderman appears behind her, and kills her. In disbelief, Secena Crane is told by one of the workers that Slenderman can still get and kill you even if you win.

The Mandela Catalogue

 * Who are you? Get away from me! Noooooooo!
 * Who: Mrs. Torres
 * Source: The Mandela Catalogue 1
 * Note: The mother of Cesar Torres; she ended up killed when she encountered the Alternate of her son and it attacked her.




 * You fucking bastard!!
 * Who: Mark Heathcliff
 * Source: The Mandela Catalogue 1
 * Note: The main character of the first video. After visiting the house of his friend Cesar as a favor, he ends up stalked by a monster known as the Intruder while a doppelganger of his friend harrasses him during the night in his house. In the darkness, he attempted to attack the Alternate, only to be killed and his death made to look like a suicide.




 * [Gabriel: You were so close, David. You had it all figured out. The stage was all set for you; yet you still managed to follow the Shepherd.] Who brought you? [Gabriel: I really have to hand it to you; you managed to live your entire life completely clueless. You are a fool. Your existence has meant nothing! Only a matter of time before I move on to your little cop friend. He seems like an easy target.] You're not real; you aren't going to accomplish anything. [Gabriel: Oh, David... you have already done all of my bidding for me!]
 * Who: Dave Lee
 * Source: The Mandela Catalogue 4

Pony Dot Mov/Ask Jappleack

 * This is a generous beating!
 * Who: Rarity
 * Source: Dress.Mov
 * Note: As Twilight attempts to search for her friends to combat Discord, who has recently appeared, she discovers that Rarity's house is occupied with groups of Mexican workers. After some time has passed, the workers then announce towards Rarity they are revolting against her, and proceed to beat her up. She ends up surviving, and is seen in Swag.Mov.


 * Hey, look girls! I've finally got my cutie mark. I finally got my cutie mark, girls! Uh, girls? Where are yah'll goin'?
 * Who: Applebloom
 * Source: Shed.Mov
 * Note: In the beginning of the episode, Applebloom finds she finally got her cutie mark; just as Discord is continuing with his rampage. In the process, Applebloom is squished by Discord. After Rainbow Dash resets time to the events of Shed.Mov, Applebloom is spared from being crushed as Discord's attention is caught by the now giant-sized Rainbow Dash.


 * [Pinkie: Man, Fluttershy sure has a lot of weird art.] Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet bitch who spends her time with woodland creatures?
 * Who: Rainbow Dash
 * Source: Shed.Mov by HotDiggetyDemon
 * Note: Rainbow Dash is part of a search group Twilight sent out to search for the Elements of Harmony in order to fight off a kaiju version of Discord, who is terrorizing the town. Deciding to start the search in Fluttershy's shed (despite her constant warnings of "Stay out of my shed!" in the past), they find the shed is full of slaughtered animals, with their skeletons nailed to the wall; as well as Derpy Hooves, whose body was made into a decorative toaster cozy. As Fluttershy arrives, Pinkie and Spike flee, leaving Rainbow Dash behind to be sliced open by Fluttershy (who attempts to eat her brain). As it turns out, she was actually in a coma the entire time, and wakes up to be able to save Ponyville by going back to fight Discord as a giant.


 * PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!!
 * Who: Discord
 * Source: Swag.Mov
 * Note: As time is reset to the start of Shed.Mov, Rainbow Dash (now made a giant in order to fight Discord) and Discord battle. He briefly gains the upper hand, until Scootaloo's words of belief help spur Rainbow's hopes. After saying the above line, Dash beheads him with the Sword of the Titans of Harmony.

The Blood Gulch Chronicles

 * Tucker... T-Tucker. (Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay man!) No. Ah... I'm no- I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you. (Tucker: What is it?) I just wanted you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most. (Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.)
 * Okay. Herk...Bleah!
 * Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church
 * Source: Episode 8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper
 * Note: Though Church dies, he comes back as a ghost two episodes later and remains a part of the main cast. From this point forward, Church hates Caboose more than Tucker, and "Herk...Bleah!" is used for when someone dies in the series. Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, however, argues that Church survived not because he became a ghost, but because he is actually the Alpha AI. The second quote is said during the credits of the episode.


 * Bloody murder! Bloody murder! Oof!
 * Who: Pvt. Mickey
 * Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
 * Note: Character was killed by Tex in a flashback, so his death took place long before the series started. However, according to "Why They're Here", the event in the flashback may not have happened.


 * This doesn't seem physically possible! Herk-Bleah!
 * Who: Pvt. Jimmy
 * Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
 * Note: Was beaten to death with his own skull by Tex. His final words were commenting on the situation. As "Why They're Here" reveals, however, this never actually happened.


 * Church, is that you? It, it's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Heeee, bleah.
 * Who: Agent Tex
 * Source: Episode 19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights
 * Note: Dies after being hit by a grenade thrown by Donut. Ironically, the A.I., which would come to be known as O'Malley, actually survived and possessed Caboose. Though dead, like her ex-boyfriend Church, she comes back as a ghost a few episodes later.


 * Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die. Herk, blow me.
 * Who: "Church"
 * Source: Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
 * Note: Character is actually Caboose's mental image of the real Church. Upon the image's death, Caboose loses all memory of anything regarding Church.


 * (Wyoming: Looks like it's your lucky day, mate.)Oh, thank God! (Wyoming: Don't have time to torture you, so I'm just going to have to kill you.) What? Oh man, this sucks!
 * Who: Phil
 * Source: Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
 * Note: Shot in the head by Wyoming. Character's initial importance is unknown.


 * My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so, flappy... Hegh-bleahhh!
 * Who: Red Zealot
 * Source: Episode 48: Heavy Metal
 * Note: Dies from being slashed by Tucker's newly acquired plasma sword. However, he is apparently revived in a deleted scene.


 * Thank you, son. Feeling much bet-... better. Ahh! (Church: What? What's the matter?) That medication it-it didn't have... Ow! Aspirin in it did it. I'm allergic to asperin.  (Church: Ummm!) Can't feel honches, spleen failing, glutes... glutinizing. Church... before I die... I have to tell you something incredibly important. I hold the key to our victory here. (Church: What? What is it?) Herrrr (Church: Aw crap!) Blaghhhh
 * Who: Captain Butch Flowers
 * Source: Episode 50: Silver Linings
 * Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.


 * No, that's our job. To win the war at any cost. (Church: Yeah, well good luck. Now that we have you, all we need to do is stop O'Malley. And Tex'll be more that happy to do that.) Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us, our dear Tex is going to help us.
 * Who: Agent Wyoming
 * Source: Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near
 * Note: Character does not die until the beginning of the next episode, but he doesn't say another word until Tex shoots him.

Out of Mind

 * Wait- wait. Tex. Don't- don't let 'em-
 * Who: Agent York
 * Source: Out of Mind Part Five
 * Note: Character was shot to death by Wyoming.

Reconstruction

 * Oh! Why!
 * Who: Jones
 * Source: Reconstruction Chapter 3
 * Note: Character was shot to death by Caboose off-screen. Character's name was mispronounced Jo-enn-ess


 * (Sheila: Warning. Warning. System failing.) Sheila! Damage report! Now! (Sheila: Rear stabilizer offline. Navigations offline. And my system clock does not match interior records.) Did Gamma get loose? (Sheila: Negative. But I do not know how much longer I can contain him.) Computer. What about there? In the canyon. Can we land? (Sheila: Analyzing data.) Just tell me! Can you get us there? (Sheila: I am unable to calculate-) Sheila! Give me manual controls now! (Sheila: Acknowledged. Manual controls activated. Warning. Decompression. Rear doors opening.) Where are they going? Close the hatch! (Sheila: Rear doors open.) Wait! (Sheila: Acknowledged.) What's happening? (Sheila: Warning. Altitude critical. Brace for impact.) Hold on everyone! Hold on! Everybody just hold on!
 * Who: Agent Tex
 * Source: Reconstruction Chapter 5
 * Note: Character died long before this took place. This was only a recording of the ship crash. Character died between the events of The Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction.


 * Oh come on, Wash. What're you gonna do? Sh- (Wash: Yes.)
 * Who: Agent South
 * Source: Reconstruction Chapter 6
 * Note: Character was shot to death by Agent Washington before finishing the word "shoot".


 * How much time do you need? (Agent Washington: Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-) When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I am a mother fucking ghost.
 * Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church/Alpha AI
 * Source: Reconstruction Chapter 19
 * Note: Character implanted himself into the Meta's head to allow Agent Washington to activate an EMP which destroyed every AI the Meta had amassed, including Church.

Recreation

 * (C.T.: Yes! Great shot Jones!) Thanks! But it's actually pronounced Jo-enn-ess, sir!
 * Who: Jones
 * Source: Recreation Chapter 18
 * Note: Character was a throwback joke to a character from Reconstruction, see above.


 * What in the hell is that thing? Oh son of a-
 * Who: Resistance Leader
 * Source: Recreation Chapter 19
 * Note: Character was referring to Epsilon-Church, who proceeds to shoot him with his laser face.


 * (In spanish) Someone explain what's going on.
 * Who: Lopez the Heavy
 * Source: Recreation Chapter 19
 * Note: Character was shot by Agent Washington. Being a robot, he may come back at a later time. In Recreation Chapter 17, Lopez said "I made back ups of myself this morning," so he could be easily revived.

Revelation

 * Tsk tsk tsk. Wrong answer.
 * Who: Agent Tex
 * Source: Revelation Chapter 19
 * Note: Character is threatening Agent Washington, but before she can kill him, she is tackled by The Meta. A fight ensues, and The Meta traps Tex in a Recovery Unit, which later fails, leaving her trapped inside. While not technically dead, they were her last words in the real world.

Season 10

 * Here, take the info. It's not complete, but it'll get them started. Go. Find the new artifact.
 * Who: Agent Connecticut/Connie
 * Source: Episode 10: C.T.
 * Note: Character lost a fight to Agents Carolina and Texas. Texas stabbed her with two axes and after escaping with the leader of the resistance, C.T. succumbed to her wounds.


 * Perhaps the next time around.
 * Who: The Director/Leonard L. Church
 * Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It
 * Note: Character had ordered his computer system to shut down all facility systems that ran the building he was in, which included the life support system. Character died off-screen, either due to suffocation or self-inflicted gunshot.


 * It has been an honor, sir.
 * Who: F.I.L.S.S.
 * Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It
 * Note: Character was a computer system that ran an entire facility, and was ordered by The Director to shut down all facility systems and to delete every file on the system, excluding a personal file of The Director's. The deleted files included this character, and she was deleted.

Season 13

 * Over? Nah...No... you can break me...burn me, bury me alive... As long as I'm still breathing it will never be over. I will hunt you. I will burn you! As long as I'm alive, you're all as good as DEAD!
 * Who: Sharkface
 * Source: Episode 16: Armonia, Part Two
 * Said immediately before being shot by Washington and Kimball.


 * I'd like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but to tell you the truth I don't actually think he said it.
 * Who: Gen. Donald Doyle
 * Source: Episode 16: Armonia, Part Two
 * Character had shot a bomb onto Armonia's reactor after the controls were damaged, and he had realized that was the only way to destroy it. He says this to several space pirates just before it explodes.


 * Oh... wait!
 * Who: Felix
 * Source: Episode 19: The End is Near
 * Said before he was blown off a cliff by Tucker's grenade.


 * Hey guys... if you're hearing this then it means you did it. You won. You kicked the shit out of Hargrove's forces. I knew you could. But this is my last stop. See, when I came into this world, I was really just a collection of somebody else's memories. But with your help, these memories... they-they took form! They became my voice, my personality. And, after a while, I... I began to make brand new memories of my own. All of these things are what make me who I am... but they're also holding me back. I can't run this suit as Epsilon, but if I erase my memories, if I... deconstruct myself, the fragments I'll leave behind will have the strength to get you through this. I believe that. I wish that there was another way. But, I'm leaving this message as well as others, in the hopes that you'll understand why I have to go this time...hehe, it was actually Doyle who made me realize something that I've never thought of before. There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch.
 * Who: Epsilon
 * Source: Episode 20: The End
 * Epsilon (being an A.I. reconstructed through the memories of a previous A.I., Alpha.) was tasked to run a suit of power armor so his friends could survive the firefight ahead of them. Epsilon himself didn't have the capacity to run the suit, but fragmented into the various A.I.'s that the Alpha originally split into he had the power to run it, presumably winning the battle.

Season 14

 * Aaah! What are you doing to my skull!? This doesn't seem physically possible!
 * Who: Pvt. Jimmy
 * Source: Season 14 Episode 4: Why They're Here
 * Note: Was implanted with the Alpha AI (better known as Church) by Captain Butch Flowers, aka Freelancer Agent Florida. His final words were commenting on the situation, and he does not speak again before his body is killed by Caboose.

RWBY

 * Yes!
 * Who: Tukson
 * Source: Vol. 2, Episode 1: Best Day Ever
 * Notes: When confronted by Mercury Black and Emerald Sustrai about his plans to flee Vale, they ask him 'Are you going to fight back?', to which he responds with this. However, he is almost immediately murdered by Mercury.


 * Please, don't!
 * Who: Amber
 * Source: Vol. 3, Episode 7: Beginning of the End
 * Notes: Character has just been ambushed and subdued by Cinder and her cohorts. As Cinder moves to extract her powers, she says the above just before the transfer begins. Qrow rescues her in the process, but she is rendered comatose and placed on life support. Cinder kills her four episodes later with an arrow to the chest, interrupting the transfer of power between Amber and Pyrrha and claiming it for herself.


 * This is going to be so much fun!
 * Who: Penny Polendina
 * Source: Vol. 3, Episode 9: PvP
 * Notes: Character says the above, introducing herself to Pyrrha Nikos prior to their fight. During the match, Emerald manipulates Pyrrha into seeing Penny summon a colossal swarm of blades, and she uses a magnetic pulse on her, causing the cords of her weapons to wrap around her, sever her arm and cut her in half at the waist.


 * You've got spirit, Red, but this is the real world! The real world is cold! The real world doesn't care about spirit! You want to be a hero?! Then play the part and die like every other Hunstman in history! As for me, I'll do what I do best - lie, steal, cheat, and SURVIVE!
 * Who: Roman Torchwick
 * Source: Vol. 3, Episode 11: Heroes and Monsters
 * Notes: Character has Ruby cornered on an airship, ranting about her refusal to give up. As he prepares a finishing strike, he is abruptly swallowed whole by a nearby Griffon, drawn to him by the overwhelming negativity of his speech, as Grimm can sense such emotions.


 * Do you believe in destiny? [Cinder: Yes.]
 * Who: Pyrrha Nikos
 * Source: Vol. 3, Episode 12: End of the Beginning
 * Notes: Character has just been defeated by Cinder Fall in the last battle of the volume. As she mocks her, Pyrrha asks her the above question, to which she pauses, gives the above response, and launches an arrow into her chest before disintegrating her, leaving only her circlet behind.


 * Oh.
 * Who: Adam Taurus
 * Source: Vol. 6, Episode 12: Seeing Red
 * Notes: Character is disarmed and subsequently stabbed by both Blake and Yang. He mutters the above, stumbles forward and falls off the edge of a waterfall to his death on the rocks below.

Homestar Runner

 * Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!
 * Who: Bubs
 * Source: Doomy Tales of the Macabre
 * Notes: Since his death by decapitation by his concession stand was merely a product of Strong Sad's writing, his death is not canon.


 * iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.
 * Who: The Paper
 * Source: the paper
 * Notes: The Paper briefly came back to life in "email thunder," only to be burned to death again.


 * You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.
 * Who: Female Lappy 486
 * Source: hremail3184

Chad Vader

 * Mop.
 * Who: Weird Jimmy
 * Source: Chad Vader Season 2 Episode 10 "Somebody Dies"
 * Notes: In an attempt to rescue Chad from the demented Randy, Weird Jimmy pushed Chad out of the way, only to be hit by Jeremy's lightsaber. He later reappears as a ghost.


 * No, you, it's like reverse bargaining. Alright, I'll take it for free then.
 * Who: Random customer
 * Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
 * Notes: Death not seen or mentioned, but since Chad made him leave the store with a bomb, it is extremely possible that he died.


 * I told you, I would protect you all. I will fight for you until my heart stops beating!
 * Who: Damien Nightshade
 * Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
 * Notes: Takes the final bomb and explodes in the parking lot.

SuperMarioLogan

 * Die! (laughs then stops) Wait, tuna? What is tuna doing here? (eagle screeches) (King Ping Gasps) Oh no, that's cheating!
 * Who : King Pig.
 * Source: Black Yoshi and the Birds Season Finale
 * Notes: King Pigs keeps shooting the birds, then stops and looks at the tuna, The mighty Eagle screeches, he says his last words. The Mighty Eagle kills the pigs.
 * I don't know how!
 * Who: Feebee
 * Source: Jeffy's Sister Returns
 * Notes: Feebee is riding her bike into the street when Jeffy notices a truck coming towards her. Jeffy yells at her to stop her bike. Feebee says she doesn't know how and gets ran over.
 * Where's my saw?
 * Who: Does Bad Things Guy
 * Source: The Secret Door
 * Notes: Does Bad Things Guy is about to kill Mario when he's shot to death by Brooklyn T. Guy.

Smosh Food Battle

 * Mike Tyson.
 * Who: Cheryl Hecox.
 * Note: Character was Ian's mother. This is said in Food Battle 2012.


 * Wait, is it normal to have a faint and irregular pulse? And is it normal to be vomiting blood? Okay, this is totally trippy. Now I don't have like any pulse at all. Oh man, this is awesome.
 * Bob Barker.
 * How can you win Food Battle if no one can announce it?
 * Waffle Crisp.
 * BITCH!
 * Luckily my fall was softened by this old guy.
 * Who: Ian Hecox
 * Notes: This is Ian's last words while being killed in Food Battle series.


 * The Food Battle 20-
 * Who: Food Battle News Announcer
 * Notes: This is said in Food Battle 2011.


 * I can't... Beef doesn't...
 * Eat this, Ian!
 * I'M NOT A FREAKING ZOMBIE!
 * Seriously?! Lady Gaga's toad.
 * Bob Barker's bruised ballsack!
 * Who: Anthony Padilla
 * Notes: This is Anthony's last words while being killed in Food Battle series.

Sword Art Online Abridged

 * "I... doubt it."
 * Who: Diabel
 * Source: Episode 2
 * Notes: Said to Kirito after he said that they could've been friends in a different time and life.


 * "Kirito... this isn't your fault- your fault- your fault- your fault-"
 * Who: Sachi
 * Source: Episode 3
 * Notes: Said to Kirito when most of the Black Cats guild is killed off. The words "your fault" are repeated four time due to lagging from poor internet connection; the last one is said in a demonic voice, serving as Kirito's trigger for subsequent episodes.


 * "Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman!"
 * Who: Rosalia
 * Source: Episode 4
 * Notes: Said to Kirito after he cuts her neck open for pushing him to the point of killing her.


 * "Wait... NononononoNO!"
 * Who: Grimlock
 * Source: Episode 6
 * Notes: Said shortly before Yolko, Kains, and Schmitt kill him offscreen.


 * "Do not fear, my friends... Corvatz... can never... die."
 * Who: Corvatz
 * Source: Episode 8
 * Notes: Said after the boss Gleam Eyes one shots him.


 * "I mean sure, this looks bad now, but given time, I think we'll all look back at this and laAAAA-!"
 * Who: Godfrey
 * Source: Episode 9
 * Notes: Said before Kuradeel stabs him with his sword.


 * "...R-Really?"
 * Who: Kuradeel
 * Source: Episode 9
 * Notes: Said as Asuna tricks him into thinking she'll be merciful, only to be impaled by her rapier.


 * "I'm sorry... I was such a burden..."
 * Who: Yui
 * Source: Episode 10
 * Notes: Said as she is being deleted from the game as a foreign entity, due to hacking into an admin console to defeat a boss earlier, or at least faked it as part of an ill-conceived prank. Kirito, however, manages to save her as an in-game item either way, and she was exported into Alfheim Online.


 * "Uh... whaddya know? Looks like it's finally my turn... to make you cry. It's okay... go on... cry... cry your little bitch tears..."
 * Who: Asuna
 * Source: Episode 11
 * Notes: Said as she fades after tanking an attack intended for Kirito by Kayaba Akihito. As revealed in the first episode of the second season, she is still alive but trapped in Alfheim Online courtesy of Sugou.


 * "What? No, Mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
 * Who: Kirito
 * Source: Episode 11
 * Notes: Kirito shouts "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" as he stabs Kayaba, who correctly attributes said quote to The Dungeonmaster, but Kirito thinks it was from Mythbusters, which the quote is often misattributed to. He comes back to life at the end.


 * "Oh... I was so happy there for a second."
 * Who: Kayaba
 * Source: Episode 11
 * Notes: Said in response to the above quote. He is still revealed to be alive as mentioned by a Twitter bot in the first episode of Season 2, though he is in hiding due to being "the most wanted man on Earth".


 * "Hey, hold up. Anyone see where that filthy Spriggan wenAAAAAAAAAAAH--!"
 * Who: Keith
 * Source: Episode 13
 * Note: Said when Kirito interjected into his fellow Salamanders' roleplay session with Princess Leafa, who General Pantysmasher was planning to rape as part of said roleplay. Due to there not being a player-killing glitch in Alfheim Online, far as we know, the door is open for him to respawn.

Toon Sandwich

 * I'm sorry, Jim.
 * Who: Spock
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Oscar's globe strips him to the bone for refusing to battle.


 * SPOOOOOOOOCK!
 * Who: James Tiberius Kirk
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said in response to Spock after Oscar's globe strips him to the bone for refusing to battle.


 * I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer.
 * Who: Jack Bauer
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said during introductions with James Bond and Jason Bourne (later revealed to be Ethan Hunt in disguise), who shoots Bauer with Bond's gun.


 * Draw. [Clint Eastwood: You draw.] Well, it's not my best work.
 * Who: John Wayne
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said during a shootout with Clint Eastwood, though instead of drawing his gun, Wayne draws a portrait of his opponent. He is shot by Eastwood after finishing his drawing.


 * [Wolverine: Adamantium cuts vibranium.] Damn it! I failed fictional chemistry!
 * Who: Black Panther
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being impaled by Wolverine's claws.


 * Quicksilver...you...idiot!
 * Who: Mystique
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Quicksilver (X-Men franchise) deflects five bullets to kill various MCU heroes. However, by mistake, Quicksilver kills Mystique, who was disguised as Black Widow.


 * Flame on!
 * Who: The Human Torch
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Frozen by Iceman immediately after igniting.


 * Flame off.
 * Who: Iceman
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after freezing the Human Torch. He is then smashed to pieces by Jon Snow.


 * Die, White Walker!
 * Who: Jon Snow
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after killing Iceman. He is then shot by Katniss Everdeen.


 * Die, Snow.
 * Who: Katniss Everdeen
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after shooting Jon Snow. He is then shot by Hawkeye.


 * Die, tribute.
 * Who: Hawkeye
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after shooting Katniss Everdeen. He is then shot by Legolas.


 * Die, orc!
 * Who: Legolas
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after shooting Hawkeye. He is then shot by Neytiri.


 * No, no, wait! I'm not an alien! I'm human! I...gyah, why won't this helmet come off!?
 * Who: Star-Lord
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after the remaining Guardians of the Galaxy, barring Groot, are killed by Agents K and J. He fails to remove his helmet in time before being killed.


 * FREEEEEEEEEDOM!
 * Who: William Wallace
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after decapitating Maximus. He is then stabbed by the Bride.


 * Want to trade shields?
 * Who: Wonder Woman
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Captain America deflects one of Superman's laser away, which accidentally blasts through Wonder Woman and her shield.


 * AHHHH! What the hell!?
 * Who: Captain America
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Cyclops burns through both Captain America and his shield.


 * That's why I shoot first.
 * Who: Han Solo
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after blasting Indiana Jones. He is then shot by Rick Deckard.


 * Time to die, replicant!
 * Who: Rick Deckard
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after shooting Han Solo. He is then shot by Jack Ryan.


 * You're all under arrest.
 * Who: Robocop and Judge Dredd
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said in unison before being blasted through the chest by the T-800.


 * Come on!
 * Who: T-800
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after his clothes and artificial skin are melted away by Drogon's dragon fire. He is later destroyed by Ellen Ripley's chest burster.


 * Oh, I hope this can be buffed out. Oy.
 * Who: Iron Man
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after attempting to blast the T-800, which doesn't affect him. The T-800 then caves in his skull.


 * See ya later, Terminator!
 * Who: Ellen Ripley
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said while the chest burster rips through her chest and through the T-800's head, killing both her and the T-800.


 * Your monster cannot help you now.
 * Who: Scarlet Witch
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after seizing Rey with her magic. However, she is choked out when Rey uses the Force at ghost Jedi Luke's advice, and is later popped by Doctor Manhattan.


 * Use the Force, Rey. Let go.
 * Who: Luke Skywalker
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said as a Jedi ghost after being killed. He is then sucked into a proton pack with the Ghost Rider by two Ghostbusters.


 * Yee-haw! I'm finally livin' up to my name!
 * Who: Ghost Rider
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after jumping onto ghost Jedi Luke's shoulders before being sucked into a proton pack with him.


 * I'm coming, Scarlet! Just give me twelve days to get there!
 * Who: Ant-Man
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said while running to aid Scarlet Witch in his small form. He is then squashed by Johnny Rico.


 * I hate bugs.
 * Who: Johnny Rico
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after crushing Ant-Man, before being crushed by the Hulk.


 * Puny human.
 * Who: The Hulk
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after crushing Johnny Rico, before being crushed by Optimus Prime.


 * Autobots, roll out!
 * Who: Optimus Prime
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after crushing the Hulk, before being crushed by Doctor Manhattan.


 * Thank God he remembered to wear his underpants.
 * Who: Silk Spectre
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Doctor Manhattan's arrival. He is then popped by him, along with all but eight of the remaining warriors.


 * I hate doctors.
 * Who: Clarice Sterling
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Doctor Manhattan's arrival. He is then popped by him, along with all but eight of the remaining warriors.


 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
 * Who: Nite Owl
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after witnessing Rorschach being popped by Doctor Manhattan, before he himself is popped.


 * Doctor Manhattan, if you truly believe life is meaningless, there's only one way to prove it to yourself and everyone else.
 * Who: Professor X
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said to convince Doctor Manhattan to commit suicide after popping nearly everybody in the arena. However, he is crushed by part of Doctor Manhattan's remains after the resulting explosion.


 * Your logic is sound, Professor.
 * Who: Doctor Manhattan
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after apparently being convinced to commit "supercide" by Professor X. It is later revealed in Super-Showdown-Bowl that Doctor Manhattan had faked his death and restructured his body in a nearby cell, in order to find Thanos and give him the advice needed so that Jean Grey could warn everybody of the truth.


 * Fascinating technology. Does it come in black?
 * Who: Batman (Christian Bale)
 * Source: Super-Hero-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Rey's attempt to grab Luke Skywalker's original blue lightsaber is intercepted by Batman. However, he is impaled by Luke's second lightsaber, which is revealed to have been in Rey's possession as well.


 * Ooh...
 * Who: Count Orlok
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after emerging pre-battle before immediately being incinerated by the light.


 * Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna...
 * Who: Joker (DCEU)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Joker (DCEU) believed that Joker (Heath Ledger) was going to carve a smile into his face with a switchblade, but calmed down when the latter simply used a red marker to add the smile. He is then stabbed in the ear mid-sentence with the same marker.


 * There's plenty of puddin' to go around, sugar.
 * Who: Joker (1989 movie)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Harley Quinn after witnessing the Joker's (DCEU) death. Quinn shoots him in response.


 * Do you like scary YouTube videos?
 * Who: Ghostface
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Hans Gruber over a walkie-talkie before being stabbed by Michael Myers.


 * Here's Johnny!
 * Who: Jack Torrance
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Patrick Bateman after stabbing him in the back with an axe before being stabbed in the back by Jason Vorhees.


 * Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare on Elm Street!
 * Who: Freddy Krueger
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Jason Vorhees after stabbing him in the back with his claws, before being stabbed in the back by Pamela Vorhees.


 * You killed my Jason!
 * Who: Pamela Vorhees
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Freddy Krueger after stabbing him in the back with a dagger, before being stabbed in the back by Chucky.


 * Don't forget, we always work in pairs! [is stabbed by Chucky] Ow! What the...[bleep]?
 * Who: Ghostface (second)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Pamela Vorhees after stabbing her in the back with a dagger, before being stabbed in the back by a second Ghostface.


 * I see you've transferred part of yourself into another thing. Mind if I steal that idea times seven?
 * Who: Voldemort
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Sauron after showing off the One Ring. Sauron then angrily accuses Voldemort of plagiarism (referencing the seven Horcruxes) and caves his face in.


 * My wife's gonna kill me...
 * Who: Sauron
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Darth Vader cuts off his fingers and removing his ring, leading to him exploding.


 * Don't go staking my heart.
 * Who: Dracula (1992 movie)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to T-1000 after being stabbed in the heart by him.


 * You know, I came as close as anybody's ever come to killing the Batman. I shot him in the chest. [gets shot in the chest by Dr. Evil] Crazy. [Dr. Evil: Go back to the swamp, Shreck.]
 * Who: Max Shreck
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said in a monologue.


 * It's true what they say. She who lives by the psionic blade dies by the psionic blade.
 * Who: Psylocke
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Psylocke's "mojo" had been stolen by Dr. Evil. Grey then stole the mojo, consumed it, and fatally stabbed Psylocke with her own psionic blade.


 * Was that the spell or just nature taking its course?
 * Who: Bellatrix LeStrange
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after breaking Saruman's neck with the Avada Kedavra spell. Enchantress then shows Bellatrix her truest desire: A proposal from Voldemort. The distraction allows the Wicked Witch of the West to firebomb her.


 * What...is...happening to me!?
 * Who: Walter Donovan
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while being rapidly aged by Thanos's time stone.


 * Too much information!
 * Who: Irina Spalko
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while being burned alive by Thanos's mind stone.


 * Kali ma! [Lady Deathstrike: Neat trick. See when I do it...] Holy Shiva! [Lady Deathstrike: ...it's fatal]
 * Who: Mola Ram
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after pulling out Lady Deathstrike's heart, who then performs the same trick on him.


 * Gramps? I don't know if you've heard, but I'm kinda on the outs with mom and dad. Can I move in with you? [Darth Vader: Welcome to the family.] Awesome...
 * Who: Kylo Ren
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: The first line is said after excitedly watching Darth Vader break Darth Maul's neck. After Vader fatally stabs Ren with his lightsaber, Vader "welcomes him" to the family.


 * KHAAAAAN! ...I was waiting for someone else to say it, but I'm not going to wait all day.
 * Who: Khan Noonien Singh
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before being dropped into the Rancor pit by Jabba the Hutt.


 * [Wicked Witch: Die, Tin Man!] What?
 * Who: Ultron
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before being blown up by the Wicked Witch of the West's fireball.


 * Not again, brah!
 * Who: Boba Fett
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after one of Hela's swords breaks his jetpack, causing him to fly into the Sarlacc's mouth.


 * Off with her he-
 * Who: The Queen of Hearts
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Yelled to Hela before being, ironically, decapitated mid-sentence.


 * A Bowie knife. I see what you did there.
 * Who: Jareth the Goblin King
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being stabbed by one of Hela's swords, in reference to his character being played by David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth.


 * Oh, the bitter irony!
 * Who: Green Goblin
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while being wrapped up by Shelob.


 * I want you to kill all the humans.
 * Who: Amanda Waller
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while being controlled by one of the aliens from Independence Day, before being eradicated by a Martian.


 * You got it, boss.
 * Who: Deadshot
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said in response to Amanda Waller before being eradicated by a Martian.


 * El alieno!
 * Who: Diablo
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after realizing that Amanda Waller is being controlled by one of the aliens from Independence Day, before being eradicated by a Martian.


 * And then she, uh, leaves, uh, and, uh, says she doesn't want to have my baby. I mean, come on, uh, how hard is it to raise a maggot?
 * Who: Seth Brundle
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before turning into The Fly. He is then electrocuted by accident after backing into Electro.


 * Oh, SHUT UP! I'm crawling out of my skin here!
 * Who: Edgar the Bug
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before removing his human skin. He is then stabbed by one of the warrior bugs from Starship Troopers.


 * Glad I keep this handy.
 * Who: Lex Luthor (DCEU)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after pulling out bug spray, intending to spray it onto the warrior bug. He accidentally sprays it into his face and then gets stabbed by the bug.


 * I was prom queen myself.
 * Who: Regan MacNeil
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Carrie White after throwing up on her. Carrie has a psychotic breakdown and then uses her telekinesis to choke Regan with Catwoman's whip.


 * Ooh, she's makin' me hard.
 * Who: Davy Jones
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while being turned to stone by Medusa.


 * Ape. Not. Kill. Ape.
 * Who: Koba
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after watching King Kong punch one of the Flying Monkeys. He is then crushed by King Kong's paw.


 * King Kong ain't got SH-
 * Who: Alonzo Harris
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before being crushed by King Kong's paw.


 * RAAAAAAAGH! I'm melting! MEEEELTING! Oh, what an alien world! What a world! What a world!
 * Who: Wicked Witch of the West
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being doused by one of King Kong's teardrops.


 * Seems 'twas ugly killed the Beast.
 * Who: Queen Ravenna
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after watching Jadis the White Witch turn King Kong to stone. Jadis angrily turns Ravenna to stone while halfway through transforming into birds.


 * [Gozer: Are you a God?] I'm a Zod. Does that count?
 * Who: General Zod
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before being electrocuted by Gozer.


 * Go Force lightning!
 * Who: Emperor Palpatine
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said before attempting to kill Gozer. He, along with Count Dooku and Supreme Leader Snoke, are vaporized by the Tripod.


 * The choice is made!
 * Who: Gozer
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Joker (Heath Ledger) thinks about using a tripod to film his murder of Betelgeuse. Gozer transforms into the Tripod from War of the Worlds, but is easily killed by bacteria.


 * I don't know why, but I've gotta real problem with you, buddy.
 * Who: Catwoman
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Lawrence Talbot after transforming into the Wolfman. She is then mauled to death.


 * [Lestat: I'm going to give you the choice I never had.] I'll take it!
 * Who: Vincent (Collateral)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said just before being vaporized by the Tripod.


 * Defeated by common bacteria, my new weapon of choice. A-choo, Steppenwolf!
 * Who: Nebula
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after witnessing the Tripod's unexpected death. Her weapon is ineffective against Steppenwolf and she is destroyed by his axe.


 * Mmm, Jurassic pork.
 * Who: Smaug
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after eating the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. He is then decapitated by Godzilla's atomic breath.


 * Gojira!
 * Who: Katana
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said upon witnessing Godzilla's murder of Smaug. She is destroyed by his atomic breath.


 * Gojira!...wait, what am I doing?
 * Who: Pennywise the Dancing Clown
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said upon witnessing Godzilla's murder of Smaug, following O-Ren Ishii and Katana's similar exclamations. He was disguised as a sushi chef, previously done in order to scare Davy Jones, but reverts back to his normal self and questions what he's doing. He is then destroyed by Godzilla's atomic breath.


 * Hanzo makes hats now?
 * Who: O-Ren Ishii
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being scalped by Oddjob's (Austin Powers) hat. She is then destroyed by Godzilla's atomic breath.


 * Mmm, love me some O-Ren Sushi.
 * Who: Hannibal Lecter
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after consuming a piece of O-Ren Ishii's exposed brain. He is then destroyed by Godzilla's atomic breath.


 * Jesse, what have I been smoking?
 * Who: Walter White
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said while watching Godzilla, before being destroyed by his atomic breath.


 * What the hell?
 * Who: Jesse Pinkman
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said in response to Walter White, before being destroyed by Godzilla's atomic breath.


 * Say goodnight to the bad guy!
 * Who: Tony Montana
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being shot repeatedly by Neil McCauley, Vincent Vega, and Jules Winnfield.


 * Dave, my mind is going.
 * Who: HAL9000
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being made into a metallic ball by Magneto (for unknown reasons, HAL9000 is part of Megatron's eye). He is destroyed in the resulting explosion after the metallic ball chokes Godzilla.


 * Oh...
 * Who: Magneto
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after using various metallic parts, including Megatron's head, Bane's mask, and Pinhead's pins to choke Godzilla and blow him up with his own atomic breath. However, he is then crushed by Godzilla's body.


 * Is it too late to switch providers?
 * Who: Eyes of the Adversary minion (Poison Ivy)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after the other minions all voted in favor of being an Agent Smith rather than a minion. Enchantress then calls her minions traitors and vaporizes them all.


 * I'm just gonna head on outta here.
 * Who: Joker (Heath Ledger)
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after The Thing, which had emerged from his body, was destroyed by the Sentinel. His head then grows legs and attempts to leave, but gets crushed by Doomsday.


 * Ha, did you think this was the real me? Oh wait, it is the real me. Oh, for Odin's sake...
 * Who: Loki
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being lasered by Doomsday. Loki initially believed that he has only lasered his astral form (which he had been using to deceive other villains throughout the battle), but looks down to see that he has been fatally wounded.


 * I like what you're selling, lady. There's just one teeny problem. I'm not from DC... [stabs Enchantress and shapeshifts into his true form] ...I'm from T2.
 * Who: T-1000
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after Enchantress asks him (in the form of Harley Quinn) to band together, before killing her. He is then melted by "Darth Xeno".


 * Why don't you ever want to be my friend?
 * Who: Enchantress
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being stabbed through the heart by the T-1000, whom was disguised as Harley Quinn.


 * Oh, this can't be good!
 * Who: Hela
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said just before "Darth Xeno" bursts from Darth Vader's chest. She is killed by Darth Xeno's inner-lightsaber-mouth.


 * I...am your...mother? [Vader is decapitated] He's a Skywalker alright!
 * Who: Darth Vader
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Said after "Darth Xeno" bursts from his chest.


 * When will you humans learn? Why waste years developing power when you can just take it? [Younger Jean Grey: Lesson learned.] I should have attached an elbow strap!
 * Who: Thanos
 * Source: Super-Villain-Bowl
 * Note: Thanos uses the time stone to reduce a more powerful Jean Grey to a younger age (it is later revealed that Thanos was tricked by Dr. Manhattan to do this, in order for Jean Grey to break the loop by telepathically warning every hero and villain about Oscar). Grey then telekinetically steals the Gauntlet from Thanos and blasts him with all six Infinity Stones, melting the skin from his skull.


 * What's the plan?
 * Who: The Flash
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said while in super slow-motion before being killed by Oscar, who is shown to be faster that The Flash and both Quicksilvers. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * Well, I...
 * Who: Quicksilver (X-Men series)
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said while in super slow-motion before being killed by Oscar, who is shown to be faster that The Flash and both Quicksilvers. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I didn't see that coming.
 * Who: Quicksilver (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said while in super slow-motion after being killed by Oscar, who was shown to be faster that The Flash and both Quicksilvers. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * That was...probably meant for me, but...
 * Who: Batman (Christopher Nolan trilogy)
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after one of Oscar's batarangs impales Nite Owl, who was standing in Batman's way, shortly before being killed by another batarang mid-sentence. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * Luke, I owe you one.
 * Who: Han Solo
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said to Luke after deflecting a lightning bolt from Oscar's own Mjolnir before he and Luke are crushed by Oscar. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I think we're even.
 * Who: Luke Skywalker
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said in response to Han Solo before they are both crushed by Oscar. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I'm more a lover than a fighter. At least, I would be if my lovers didn't put up a fight.
 * Who: Groucho Marx
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said in response to Charlie Chaplin hitting him with his cane in the 1939 Super-Showdown-Bowl before being crushed by King Kong. He is presumably revived for future battles.


 * On the good ship, lollipop...
 * Who: Shirley Blake
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said during the 1939 Super-Showdown-Bowl before being crushed by King Kong. She is presumably revived for future battles.


 * There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
 * Who: Dorothy Gale
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said during the 1939 Super-Showdown-Bowl before being crushed by King Kong. She is presumably revived for future battles.


 * Hey, a flying car! They promised, and they finally delivered! [Dr. Evil: You know, Scott? It's not cool to mess with another man's private vehicle, okay?] Oh, sorry.
 * Who: Ant-Man
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said during the 2018 Super-Showdown-Bowl before being killed by Thor. He is revived after this showdown.


 * GET TO THE FUTURE!
 * Who: T-800
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said during the 2018 Super-Showdown-Bowl after sacrificing himself to Thor, so that he could channel electricity into the DeLorean's flux capacitor (after the plutonium ran out) and send the rest of his time-travel team back to the 2019 Super-Showdown-Bowl. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I'm...sorry! [Oscar: Apology...ac-sceptered!] Nailed it!
 * Who: Loki
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being stabbed by Oscar with his own scepter. Loki had been trying to come up with a pun for "scepter", as had other heroes and villains before attacking Oscar with gold items. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * Noooooo! You're going to die for th-
 * Who: Thor
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after witnessing Loki's death, before being stabbed by Oscar's scepter. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I feel like my life is just beginnin'...
 * Who: Harley Quinn (DCEU)
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being shot dead by Joker (DCEU) after being consumed by the One Ring. Quinn admits that she's not in a healthy relationship with him and promises to clean herself up before dying. She is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * So this is what it feels like...when doves die...
 * Who: Captain America
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being snapped by Oscar's Infinity Gauntlet. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * HULK LIKE RAGING FIRE!
 * Who: The Incredible Hulk
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said before being snapped by Oscar's Infinity Gauntlet. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * No! NO! NOOOOOO!
 * Who: Smeagol
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being snapped by Oscar's Infinity Gauntlet. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * I got it...oh, maybe not. Oh, I don't feel so good...
 * Who: Iron Man
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after being snapped by Oscar's Infinity Gauntlet. Iron Man had grabbed the One Ring after it had dropped from Smeagol's hand. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * With this ring, THY BE DEAAAAAAAAAD!
 * Who: Ant-Man
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after jumping into Oscar's mouth with the One Ring, triggering the Oscar's fatal gold allergy. He is killed in the ensuing explosion. He is eventually revived after Oscar's defeat.


 * No! This cannot be! [Thanos: All those movies you studied for so many years, you never noticed what always happens to the villain?] I thought I was the hero!
 * Who: Oscar
 * Source: Super-Showdown-Bowl
 * Note: Said after ingesting the One Ring and beginning to crumble.

The Walten Files

 * What was that thing?!
 * Who: Brian Stells
 * Source: Part 1- Company Introductory Tape
 * Note:


 * What have you done?
 * Who: Tammy the Cat
 * Source: The Mysterious House


 * W-what are you going to do?
 * Who: Ebenezer Boozoo
 * Source: Boozoo's Ghosts

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

 * "Stand by me..."
 * Who: Marik Ishtar
 * Source: "Episode 46: Melvin'd
 * Note: The character's soul was inhabiting the body of his ally, Bakura, with his body taken over by his evil imaginary friend, Melvin. He is destroyed by an attack by Mega-Ultra-Chicken.


 * "Tell my fangirls I love them!"*
 * Who: Florence Bakura
 * Source: Episode 46: Melvin'd
 * Note: The character is destroyed by an attack by Mega-Ultra-Chicken.


 * "How very untimely!"
 * Who: Noah Kaiba
 * Source: Episode 54: They Saved Tristan's Brain
 * Note: The character was killed by Serenity's crazy driving, after she failed to listen to Joey's advice.


 * "Death to America!"
 * Who: Grandpa
 * Source: BBT Abridged Movie
 * Note: The character was killed by a falling building, but he was resurrected by The Crimson Dragon after it went back in time.


 * "I'm dead."
 * Who: Pegasus
 * Source: BBT Abridged Movie
 * Note: The character was killed by a falling building, but was resurrected by The Crimson Dragon by going back in time.


 * "No no no! Nonononono! No no no! Nononono!"
 * Who: Paradox
 * Source: BBT Abridged Movie
 * Note: The character was destroyed by an assault on him by the protagonists and their monsters.


 * "Shut up. You're going to die. And then you'll be dead. Because I killed you."
 * Who: Anubis
 * Source: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie
 * Note: The character is destroyed by Yugi using Kaiba's "Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon" card.

Others

 * Don't worry... Captain Hammer will save us...
 * Who: Penny
 * Source: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
 * Notes: Penny is speaking to Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer's archnemesis, after being impaled with shrapnel caused by the explosion of Dr. Horrible's death ray (caused by Captain Hammer).