Final Fantasy V

Final Fantasy V (ファイナルファンタジーV Fainaru Fantajī Faibu) is a medieval-fantasy role-playing video game developed and published by Square (now Square Enix) in 1992 as a part of the Final Fantasy series.

Dialogue

 * Galuf: Whose idea was it to steal that pirate ship, anyway?
 * Bartz: Yours, you old coot!
 * Galuf: ... Oh, my head! I can't seem to remember anything!


 * Bartz: And his amnesia oh-so-conveniently returns.


 * Bartz: Oh crap. (upon Exdeath's awakening)


 * Bartz: Kids. Who needs 'em.
 * Galuf: Bull, you know you just have the hots for her. (exposing Bartz's real reason for joining him and Reina)


 * Galuf: Oh my stars and comets he's a she! (upon finding out Faris's true gender)


 * Cid: That lobster just got served!
 * Bartz: With cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!


 * Gilgamesh: Starkle, starkle little twink... Now it's time that you guys SINK!!


 * Gilgamesh: I was wrong, I cannot fight four people... [casts Haste, Shell and Safe on himself, then jumps] ... HA! Did you really believe me?


 * Gilgamesh: Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!


 * Exdeath: I cannot be defeated by anger or hatred!
 * Galuf: This is not anger...nor is it hatred!
 * Exdeath: Then what is it...?


 * Neo Exdeath: I am Neo Exdeath... All memory, existence, and dimensions...All that is shall be returned to nothing. Then I, too, can disappear...Forever!

 In the beginning there was Void. Then four spirits came together in this Void. The crystals were born and the world was created. Thus, Hope gives the earth blessings, Courage lights the flames, Kindness makes water the source of life, Pursuit lets wisdom ride the wind. When the time comes that Void shall again envelope the world. If within people live the four spirits, Light shall again be born. Four spirits, wandering through Void shall once again give birth to light. --Beginning of the epilogue. 
 * Random Drunk Guy: Knights do it two-handed.


 * Exdeath: Turtle!


 * Galuf: Bartz! Stop that!
 * Bartz: But it's fun! poke, poke, poke...


 * Bartz: Jumping Christmas!