Flo & Joan

, (or Flo and Joan, a name they took from their grandmother and her sister) is an English comedy music act consisting of sisters, Rosie and Nicola Dempsey. The act generally consists of comedy songs. Flo & Joan have been featured on BBC One's Live at the Apollo, Stamptown Comedy Night and Off Menu podcast. In 2018, they were featured in a Nationwide building society television advert.] They grew up in Portsmouth, lived in Toronto for a few years, and as of February 2019, now live in London.

They released an Amazon Prime Video special, Alive on Stage, based on their Edinburgh Fringe show in 2019.

Have a Cup of Tea (2016)

 * Have a cup of tea when you’re feeling blue/have a cup of tea when Prince Harry didn’t choose you
 * As quoted by Ed. Riley in the Mail online 9 march 2018.