Forward March Hare

Forward March Hare is a 1953 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Chuck Jones. The short was released on February 14, 1953, and stars Bugs Bunny. In the short, Bugs mistakenly gets his neighbor's draft notice and causes a stir when he shows up as ordered.

Bugs Bunny

 * What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me! Now where'd that come from? Oh, well. [Reads letter] "Greetings... The President of the United States..." Hmm, that's nice. "Hereby notified... been selected... training therein... report local board..." Holy cats, I've been drafted!
 * But, General, sir, isn't there somethin' a patriotic rabbit could do for his country?
 * [last lines, as he was testing bombs] And just think, in 30 years I can retire.

Sergeant

 * What have you got against me, anyways? Why don't you listen to orders? You've got ears just like the other guys. [Notices Bugs' long ears; does startled take] Well, anyways, you're furry all over and got a fuzzy tail just like all the... Doy! Jumping catfish! We've inducted a rabbit! Hey, General! Hey, somebody! Hey!