Four Lions

Four Lions is the debut feature film from director Chris Morris, written by Morris, Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong. The film is a Jihad satire following a group of Jihadi Islamic terrorists from Sheffield, England.

Omar

 * Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots.

Waj

 * Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)
 * This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki Rambo?!
 * Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi' no ears!
 * No more widdling in me gob?

Dialogue

 * Faisal: And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?"
 * Barry: What's that?
 * Faisal: A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.
 * Barry: Oh yeah and her beard.
 * Faisal: What?
 * Barry: You've got a fucking beard Faisal.
 * Faisal: I covered it.
 * [Puts hands over face]
 * Barry: Why did she have her hands over her face?
 * Faisal: Because she's got a beard.




 * [Discussing Faisal's remains]
 * Hassan: Some of it's in there with him.
 * Omar: What?
 * Hassan: I couldn't separate it.
 * Omar: So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?!




 * [Car stops]
 * Omar: I thought you said you'd fixed it!
 * Barry: It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
 * Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
 * [Silence]
 * Faisal: Spark plugs?
 * Barry: That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
 * 
 * Barry: Might bomb a mosque.
 * Omar: Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
 * Barry: You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
 * Omar: No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon' do right, you punch yourself in the face!

Cast

 * Riz Ahmed - Omar
 * Kayvan Novak - Waj
 * Nigel Lindsay - Barry
 * Adeel Akhtar - Faisal
 * Arsher Ali as Hassan
 * Craig Parkinson - Matt
 * Preeya Kalidas as Sofia
 * Julia Davis as Alice
 * Benedict Cumberbatch as Negotiator
 * Alex MacQueen - Malcolm Storge MP
 * Kevin Eldon - Sniper
 * Darren Boyd - Sniper
 * Mohammad Aqil - Mahmood
 * William El-Gardi -Khalid