Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason is 2003 film in which Freddy Krueger has grown weak, as the citizens of fictional Springwood, Ohio have suppressed their fear of him. In order to regain his power, he resurrects Jason Voorhees (from the Friday the 13th films) and manipulates him into traveling to Springwood to cause panic and fear. However, while Jason succeeds in causing enough fear for Freddy to haunt the town again, he continues to intrude on Freddy's territory and steal his potential victims. This ultimately sends the two monsters into a violent conflict.
 * Directed by Ronny Yu. Written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift.

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Freddy Krueger

 * [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
 * [to himself, after Blake gets away] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.
 * [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
 * [Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory.
 * [After Jason steals his kill] She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!
 * [Surprising Lori] Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!

Kia Waterson

 * Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.
 * So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?

Dialogue

 * Mrs. Voorhees: [In Jason's dream] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like.
 * [after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy]
 * Freddy: I've been away from my children for far too long.

 (Storm begins to boom at the old Thompson house)
 * Gibb: Mary, Fuck or Kill? Your choices are... Your choices are The Three Stooges]. Go, Kia!
 * Kia: The one with the bad toupee hair.

(Gibb giggled)
 * Lori: No, no, no, no! It was Larry
 * Kia: Either way, I kill him.


 * 'Lori: (About Blake and Trey) Did you know they were coming over here?
 * Kia: (Softly) Listen, you gotta be quiet? Me and you are gonna be here all alone this weekend. I mean Blake's cute.
 * Lori': But he's not my type.
 * Kia: Ugh, who is? No one's ever gonna live up the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were fucking 14 so get real.
 * Lori: Yeah, I know we were young but what Will and I have was real.
 * Kia: Well, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Mr. Real just drop-kick your ass without so much of the goodbye handshake. Maybe he never called or maybe even write to you after he moved? Send you an Email?
 * Lori: No.
 * Kia: You see my point? It's time to leave the comment, Lori. You need to meet a guy

 (Lori, Kia, Blake and Gibb ran outside screaming in the pouring rain as Gibb only ran out half naked with a towel on her with blood on her hands when they see a cop car)
 * Deputy Stubbs: You kids need some assistance?
 * Gibb: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!


 * Blake's Father: Blake! We need to talk. What were you doing over there? You were supposed to be watching your sister. Were you drinking?
 * Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about getting me some fucking space!
 * Blake's Father: You watch yourself, boy!

(Blake was alone)
 * Blake: Don't worry, Trey. Cops let it slip! Somebody name Freddy. I'm gonna take him out myself, Trey. I swear to God.

(Noises begin to distract Blake)
 * Blake: Who is that?

(Blake walks off the front porch and got on the sidewalk when he spotted a goat bleating behind him.)
 * Blake: Jesus!

(Goat kept bleating as he can hear Freddy's cackle. Behind him, Freddy morphs into a silver shadow and tries to kill Blake but Blake was spared)
 * Blake: I'm okay! I'm alright!

(Blake runs back into the house as Freddy failed miserably at killing Blake)
 * Freddy: Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then, he he heh! I'll let Jason have some fun!


 * Lori's Father: You sure you didn't see anything?
 * Lori: No, Dad. None of us did. I already went over this with the police.
 * Lori's Father: I don't know what I would've done without you, kid. You're all that I have left.
 * Lori: Dad, I'm not going anywhere, okay? I promise.
 * Lori's Father: Lori, look at me. You're exhausted.
 * Freddy: (Whispering) Lori!
 * Lori's Father: We need to get you to....
 * Freddy: BED!

(Lori wakes up)
 * Lori: I-I don't want to go to sleep, Dad. I just want to see my friends.
 * Lori's Father: I don't think it's a good idea to go to school today. After you've been into a post traumatic stress-
 * Lori: Dad, please. I just need to get out of the house, okay? I'll be fine.

(Lori leaves to get dressed for school)
 * Lori's Father: Well, at least drink your juice!


 * [after seeing Jason at the rave]
 * Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?
 * Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
 * Charlie: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, OK? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
 * Bill: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.


 * [Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
 * Bobby: Hey, Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?
 * Mark: [whispers in horror] Oh, God.
 * Bobby: [as Freddy Krueger] Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now, he just won't stop... [Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists] ...that hockey puck!


 * Will: It was our fear that gave him his powers. So we're marked now.
 * Bill: Man, screw that clown. What kind of a pussy goes after you in your dreams, anyway? Like that big ass motherfucker back in the cornfield. That's what we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was?
 * Deputy Stubbs: His name was Jason Voorhees.
 * Bill: Um. Shit! How'd you know we were here?
 * Deputy Stubbs: (Tosses keys to Will) Nothing personal, but the Scooby van out back wasn't even settle. You couldn't keep your keys to your door.
 * Kia: Great, so now we're completely fucked!
 * Deputy Stubbs: No, I'm here to help you. That this Jason Voorhees person drowned at Camp Crystal Lake. The counselors weren't watching him. Then, they made a mistake of killing his mother. Now legend has it, Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returns to the camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
 * Charlie: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.
 * Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.
 * Bill: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?


 * Will: Let's go, we can't help her anymore.
 * Lori: No, I'm staying.
 * Will: Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now he's fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?
 * Lori: He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didn't do it.
 * Will: Oh, my God.
 * Lori: Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.


 * [last line]
 * Lori: [to Freddy] Welcome to my world, bitch! [decapitates him in slow-mo.]

Taglines

 * Evil vs. Evil.
 * Even a killer has something to fear.
 * Evil will battle Evil.
 * One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door...
 * Place your bets!
 * The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!
 * When the son of a hundred maniacs battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!
 * Winner kills all!

Cast

 * Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
 * Ken Kirzinger - Jason Voorhees
 * Monica Keena - Lori Campbell
 * Jason Ritter - Will Rollins
 * Kelly Rowland - Kia Waterson
 * Chris Marquette - Charlie Linderman
 * Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis
 * Lochlyn Munro - Deputy Stubbs
 * Katharine Isabelle - Gibb Smith
 * Kyle Labine - Bill Freeburg
 * Tom Butler - Dr. Campbell
 * Zack Ward - Bobby Davis
 * Gary Chalk - Sheriff Williams
 * Jesse Hutch - Trey
 * David Kopp - Blake
 * Chris Gauthier - Shack
 * Paula Shaw - Pamela Voorhees