Friends with Benefits (film)

Friends with Benefits is a 2011 American romantic comedy film about a young man and woman, who meet in New York City, and naively believe adding sex to their friendship will not lead to complications.
 * Directed by Will Gluck. Written by Will Gluck, Keith Merryman and David A. Newman.

Friendship is a four-letter word. (taglines)

Dylan

 * [after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!
 * I'm emotionally unavailable.

Jamie

 * Are you trying to dig your way to China?
 * I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This [face] gets more angular, these [legs] get longer and this [nose] gets way more Christian.
 * Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him] He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]

Tommy

 * [repeated line] Still not gay?
 * A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!

Other

 * Taxi Driver: Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!

Dialogue

 * Jamie: Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?
 * Dylan: They do, it's called porn.


 * Dylan: Breasts.
 * Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny.
 * Dylan: They're still breasts.
 * Jamie: Thank you!


 * Dylan: I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.
 * Tommy: Who's that? That headhunter?
 * Dylan: Uh-huh.
 * Tommy: What, you guys going out now?
 * Dylan: No, no, no, we're just friends. We're... messing around a little bit.
 * Tommy: What do you mean?
 * Dylan: Sleeping together. But it's just sex.
 * Tommy: That never works, bro. She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.
 * Dylan: Jamie's different.
 * Tommy: Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina?
 * Dylan: No penis.
 * Tommy: Then she's no different.


 * Dylan: What do you know about women, anyway?
 * Tommy: Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.
 * Dylan: Yeah, bro - you're gay!
 * Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.


 * Police officer: This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.
 * Jamie: We gotta jump.
 * [Jamie jumps down from the sign]
 * Jamie: Dylan, jump!
 * Dylan: I'm f-frozen!
 * Police officer: Come on, get down! Sir, this is your last warning.
 * Jamie: Use the ladder!
 * Dylan: I have a fear of heights! Also, he-he-helicopters! They don't make sense to me!
 * Jamie: What do you mean you have a fear of heights? Why would you come up here?
 * Dylan: You called me a pu-pussy!

Taglines

 * Friendship is a four-letter word.
 * Some friends come with a happy ending.

Cast

 * Justin Timberlake – Dylan
 * Mila Kunis – Jamie
 * Patricia Clarkson – Lorna
 * Jenna Elfman – Annie
 * Bryan Greenberg – Parker
 * Nolan Gould – Sam
 * Nolan Gould – Mr. Harper
 * Woody Harrelson – Tommy
 * Emma Stone – Kayla
 * Andy Samberg – Quincy
 * Shaun White – himself