Fun Size

 is a 2012 American teen comedy film written by Max Werner and directed by Josh Schwartz, It stars, , , , , , with  and.

Wren DeSantis

 * Albert, where are my boobs?!
 * My mom is gonna kill me.

April

 * Oh my God, my ass is killing that cat.
 * Sexy kitty, or sexy mouse?
 * Oh God! Oh no, here comes the uplifting chorus!

Dialogue

 * Wren: Maybe you can do an explaining rap too.
 * April: Wren...


 * Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about cool as a guy should get.
 * Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.


 * Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.
 * April: Don't do that.
 * Wren: What? Wha-what?


 * [The four kids pull through the Captain Chicken drive-thru in Roosevelt's parents' Volvo. "Three Little Maids From School, Are We" is on the radio]
 * April: [groans in disgust] My God, what are we listening to?
 * Roosevelt: That's my moms' favorite musical.
 * April: [annoyed] "Dad"... unlock me. [tries to open her door, but it's locked]
 * Wren: [turns around and stops April] April, I need your help. You are my best friend!
 * April: Which is why it's my duty to tell you that you are one more nerd music jam away from total, social suicide! Bye. [proceeds to climb out the open window]
 * Wren: Wha--? [to Peng] Peng, stop her! Grab her legs!
 * Peng: [grabs April] I got her! I got her.
 * April: [Wren and Peng begin to pull her back into the car] Get off of me!
 * Roosevelt: [to the drive-thru lady] Not tonight. Nothing tonight.
 * April: Okay, let me go, and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds.
 * Peng: Thirty.
 * April: Fifteen.
 * Peng: Twenty, and I can pick a cold day.
 * April: Done.
 * [Peng lets go of April]
 * Roosevelt: April, come on, get back in, seriously.
 * Peng: [to Roosevelt] WATCH OUT!!
 * [Roosevelt stops the car as the exit is blocked off by Puglio's truck]
 * Puglio: [grinning smugly] Gotcha, perds! Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fart-breath?
 * Roosevelt: They look so mad! [tries to drive around Puglio's truck, but to no avail. Wren, Peng and April all start talking loudly at once] Inside voices! Inside voices!
 * Wren: Jump the curb.
 * Roosevelt: I have this. [prepares to drive forward, but accidentally throws the car into reverse]
 * Wren: Wrong way! AAH!
 * [The car strikes the tall, metal pole under the giant, mechanical Captain Chicken statue, causing it to shake]
 * Roosevelt: [embarrassed] I did not have it.
 * [Roosevelt and Wren exchange looks. The statue collapses on the Volvo and appears to be humping it. Puglio and his sidekick laugh raucously at the four kids' predicament]
 * Wren: Roosevelt, I'm so sorry! I'll tell your moms it was all my fault! I made you do it!
 * Roosevelt: No, you didn't make me do anything. I wanted to!
 * April: Oh, really? You wanted to spend your Halloween driving all over town in a rolling "Kick Me" sign?! You wanted to get violated by a giant pirate bird?! You losers have ruined our social life! [bursts into tears. Annoyed, Peng gets out of the car]

Cast

 * Victoria Justice - Wren DeSantis
 * Jane Levy - April
 * Chelsea Handler - Joy DeSantis
 * Johnny Knoxville - Jörgen
 * Jackson Nicoll - Albert DeSantis
 * Thomas Mann - Roosevelt
 * Osric Chau - Peng
 * Thomas Middleditch - Fuzzy
 * Thomas McDonnell - Aaron Riley
 * Abby Elliot - Lara
 * Riki Lindhome - Galaxy Scout
 * Holmes Osbourne - Mr. Baruder