Gallagher

Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher; July 24, 1946 – November 11, 2022) was an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.

Quotes

 * If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
 * From the 1985 movie The Bookkeeper.
 * Now smoking would be okey if when you sucked it in, you kept it in.
 * Mad as hell 1981
 * I don't want you get an idea I experiment with drugs, cause I don't. I am into full-scale research.