Gayniggers from Outer Space

Gayniggers from Outer Space is a 1992 short film, directed by Danish filmmaker Morten Lindberg.

Sgt. Shaved Balls

 * [seeing a man and a woman kissing] Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?

Capt. B. Dick

 * Kneel down, and get ready to receive the holy gay nigger seed! May it grant you supernatural powers and eternal life

Dialogue

 * Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid, ArmInAss, but my son - this is just a step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger. It started when your father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring - and can truly call yourself a GayNigger. And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
 * ArmInAss: You really think so, sir?


 * The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?
 * Capt. B. Dick: Yes, very attractive.
 * ArmInAss: [shouts] You look like a... dream!
 * Capt. B. Dick: I love Zaid Alalwani.
 * Bachus: prepare to get yo balls ripped off
 * Zaid Alalwani: relax

Cast

 * Coco P. Dalbert - ArmInAss
 * Sammy Saloman - Capt. B. Dick
 * Gerald F. Hail - D. Ildo
 * Eden Richardson- Sgt. Shaved Balls
 * Konrad Fields - Mr. Schwul
 * Johnny Conny Tony Thomas - The Gay Ambassador
 * Bachus - Soldier Team Fortness 2
 * Zaid Alalwani - Zaid Alalwani