George of the Jungle (2007 TV series)

George of the Jungle is an animated television series. It is a reboot of Jay Ward and Bill Scott’s 1967 American animated television series of the same name, which in turn is a spoof of the fictional character Tarzan, created by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Beetle Invasion

 * George: Girls, Clementine is bad! She eats trees, and spits cheese! I made a rhymey-thingy!

The Naked Ape Man

 * [George has lost his loincloth; Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor are laughing at him.]
 * Dr. Towel Scott: George... You're... au natural.
 * George: Yes, George is a natural rescuer.
 * Dr. Towel Scott: No, no! I mean... you are... buck naked! [laughs with Witch Doctor]
 * George: [thinking Dr. Scott called him a different name] No, I'm George. You know, [sings the theme tune] "of the Jungle". [laughs]
 * [Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor laugh some more at George.]
 * Witch Doctor: You lo... [laughs] Lost your loincloth!
 * [George looks down, screams, and runs off as Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor keep laughing.]




 * [George runs through the jungle.]
 * George: George needs a new loincloth!
 * [George runs past a lemur, who becomes mortified upon seeing the jungle man naked, and faints. George goes behind a bush, finds some leaves, and fashions himself some pants made out of them. Suddenly, a crunching noise is heard.]
 * George: [confused] Did the jungle just get... colder?
 * [A giraffe is eating George's pants. Both the giraffe and George look down and scream. After George runs away, the giraffe spits out the leaves, squirts toothpaste on his teeth, and frantically brushes.]


 * [George finds an abandoned fog-infested camp. He finds some explorer's clothes hanging on a clothesline.]
 * George: Yes! Clothes! Beautiful clothes!
 * [George removes the clothes off the clothesline and puts them on.]
 * George: Why not?
 * [An explorer finds George.]
 * Explorer: I say, Dr. Livingood, what a relief to finally find you!
 * George: Oh, no, no. George's name is George.
 * Explorer: And after eight long months of searching!
 * [George stares at the explorer, confused.]
 * George: [slowly] George.
 * Explorer: Oh, a terrible journey! Storms at sea, pirates, cannibals, pirate cannibals! Oh! I would have found you, too, if I hadn't fallen into that hole. [points to a deep hole in the ground]
 * George: [looks down the hole] You fell down there?
 * Explorer: And I never came out! Bad luck that day.
 * George: Wait... If you're... [points down the hole] there... but you're also... [pokes the explorer's nose] here... But that means you're a... a...
 * Explorer: [transforms into a ghost with the appearance of a skeleton in explorer's clothing] A... ghoooooooooooost! [laughs evilly]
 * George: Right. So, if you're a...
 * Explorer: A ghost! [flies around George, laughing evilly again; his laughter dies down as he realizes George isn't scared]
 * George: And I'm wearing your clothes...
 * Explorer: [confused] Uh... Boo?
 * George: Then I must be wearing... [horrified] GHOST PANTS!!!
 * [One by one, the clothes on George start disappearing. George tries to use the hat to cover himself up, but it was no use. George, now naked again, gasps in horror. The ghost's jaw drops, he screams like a girl, and retreats into the hole.]