Gnomeo & Juliet

Gnomeo & Juliet is a 2011 American-British computer-animated family film. It is about two gnomes, the brave Gnomeo (James McAvoy) and the beautiful Juliet (Emily Blunt), who fall in love, only to discover that their "teams" are against each other and that their love must be a secret. Here is a list of quotes from the movie, by character. An epic tale on a tiny scale. (taglines)

Gnomeo

 * [Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.
 * Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it.
 * Who's your gnomie?
 * Well, this isn't my greenhouse.
 * Nice greenhouse, eh?
 * Tybalt, you just crossed the line!
 * [To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere.
 * No, no, no, no. He was putting you in the attic.
 * Okay, fine. Just wait'll you see what daycare’s vulture
 * Daycare is a sad lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
 * Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to daycare, you'll be begging to go home.
 * 1225 Sycamore.
 * Who is Velocistar237?
 * Alright, alright. Sycamore. Okay, enter.
 * Please don't be far. Please. Please.
 * Right around the corner?
 * It's right around the corner!!
 * You've got a date with justice, Tybalt.
 * Spare us your lies, temptress! and to be immune to my bewitching good looks.
 * It's a little unsanitary but, ho!
 * YARD SALE! Guys, wake up, wake up, there's a yard sale outside!
 * Hello! H-hi! Hello!
 * Well, what a good idea.
 * Japan? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I can't go to Japan.
 * Halt! Who goes there?!
 * Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Juliet!
 * Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
 * All right! All right! Next tape!
 * Gee, maybe we went too far.
 * Hold it right there!
 * I'll never give in! You killed my father!

Juliet

 * [shouts] I'm not delicate!
 * "Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?
 * [While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.
 * I saw it first!
 * What's in a gnome?
 * Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
 * Gnomeo! We're your friends!
 * Great. Now you can go.
 * It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?!
 * Tybalt, this isn't fair!
 * No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't!
 * I won't go back in the dark!
 * That's in Japan!
 * What is wrong with you?
 * WHAT!? You can't keep me inside forever!

Benny

 * A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!
 * [not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!
 * I love going Commando!
 * [After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no...
 * At last! I'm gonna get played with!
 * Come to papa!
 * I love playtime!
 * [laughing] Okay. [snorting] A little help here, please?
 * Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
 * Hey, guys! Look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!
 * Hey, everybody, it's here! It's here!
 * Ha-ha! Just kidding!
 * Owww! My sniffer!
 * No, no, no, no!

Tybalt

 * Sucker!
 * No!
 * Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.
 * Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!
 * Yeah. The finish line.
 * Adios, loser!
 * Get them, you idiots!
 * Well, do I look like a begonia?
 * Find them!
 * Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?
 * We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here.
 * You haven't seen him, have you?
 * Well, lucky you.
 * Come on, let's get inside.
 * Find their weak spot.
 * Damage. Lots and lots of damage.
 * Such a big hat, for such a small gnome.
 * You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley.
 * We're gonna have a smashing time!
 * Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?
 * Ooh, that felt good.
 * You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?
 * Pity!
 * You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?
 * Oh, that wall.
 * The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything. Classrooms.
 * Hallways.
 * You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall but if you don't take out that monkey, you ain't goin' nowhere. You wanna get outta here? Get rid of that monkey!
 * What?! You want your mommy back? She never loved you! Don't be such a baby!
 * Push em in! All of em!
 * This is what happens when you dummies try to think! We're all just trash, waitin' to be thrown away! That's all a toy is.
 * Hey! Stop it! Put me down you idiot! Aaah!
 * No! No! Wait a minute!
 * Where's your kid now, Gnomeo?
 * She REPLACED us!
 * Not him. I think this potato needs to learn himself some manners. Take him to the box.
 * Good work, Gnomeo. Now lock em up!
 * "Fair"?! I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll IS GONNA MESS IT UP FOR ME NOW!
 * Good throw, son! That's my boy. Go long, Gnomeo!

Nanette

 * [when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!
 * You saved their lives? Oh, my hero! And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them!

Featherstone

 * I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.
 * Oh, I'm sure scared!
 * Chocolate's in stranger, chocolate's in stranger...
 * Oh, I feel swell. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on!
 * Oh no! Oh no, I think I swallowed my squeaker!

Other

 * Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.
 * Bill Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!

Dialogue

 * Lady Bluebury: [to Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
 * Lord Redbrick: [offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
 * Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
 * Redbrick: [angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!


 * Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
 * Juliet: [turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
 * Redbrick: [walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
 * Nanette: [removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!


 * Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! [nudges the little red gnomes]
 * Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
 * Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
 * Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [getting kicked by Fawn]


 * [After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]
 * Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
 * Juliet: [walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What?
 * Nanette: Hmm. Shut up. You met a boy!
 * Juliet: What? No. Well, maybe of sort of...Yes. Yes, I did.
 * Nanette: I need details! And go slowly! Is he totally gorgeous?
 * Juliet: Totally.
 * Nanette: Does he have a nice rotund belly?
 * Juliet: Well, let's call it sturdy.


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 * Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like...like a leprechaun...or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy. I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
 * Gnomeo: [revealing himself] No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
 * Juliet: [surprised] Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
 * Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh... [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
 * Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
 * Gnomeo: "Finds me", are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name! [accidentally steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
 * Juliet: Turn it off!
 * Gnomeo: I'm trying.
 * Juliet: Do something!
 * Gnomeo: The button's stuck! Come on.
 * Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
 * Gnomeo: It won't turn off!
 * Juliet: There's something behind you!
 * Gnomeo: Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
 * Nanette: Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.


 * Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
 * [Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]


 * Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
 * Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.


 * Juliet: He's a blue.
 * Gnomeo: And she's a red.
 * Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?


 * Gnomeo: Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It's a great name. Goes with your...eyes. You're looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did It hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah. How's it going with you, baby?
 * Juliet: [arrives] Oh, I'm fine, baby, how are you.
 * Gnomeo: [surprised] Uh, I, uh, never better.
 * [Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]
 * Juliet: [anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?
 * Gnomeo: [whispering] There's nobody here.
 * Juliet: [also whispering] Then why are you whispering?
 * Gnomeo: [flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?
 * Juliet: [giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow, look at that! [runs towards it]]
 * Gnomeo: [disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
 * Juliet: It's a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let's start her up!
 * Gnomeo: Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She's empty. Bingo.
 * Juliet: Hey, try this.
 * Gnomeo: Thanks.


 * Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?
 * Benny: Never!
 * Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
 * Benny: Bring it on.
 * Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
 * Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
 * Announcer: MEOW!!!


 * Tybalt: The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything. Classrooms.

Taglines

 * An epic tale on a tiny scale.
 * Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins.
 * A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle.
 * A little adventure goes a lawn way.

Cast

 * James McAvoy - Gnomeo
 * Emily Blunt - Juliet
 * Michael Caine - Lord Redbrick
 * Jason Statham - Tybalt
 * Maggie Smith - Lady Bluebury
 * Patrick Stewart - a statue of William Shakespeare
 * Ashley Jensen - Nanette
 * Matt Lucas - Benny
 * Stephen Merchant - Paris
 * Ozzy Osbourne - Fawn
 * Jim Cummings - Featherstone
 * Hulk Hogan - Terrafirminator V.O.
 * Julie Walters - Ms. Montague
 * Richard Wilson - Mr. Capulet
 * Kelly Asbury - Red Goon Gnomes
 * Dolly Parton - Dolly Gnome
 * Julia Braams - Stone Fish
 * James Daniel Wilson as Fishing Gnome
 * Tim Bentinck - Conjoined Gnome Left
 * Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome
 * Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right
 * Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll
 * John Todd - Dancer (uncredited)