God of Thunder (video game)

The following quotes are from God of Thunder.

Dialogue

 * You find a shovel...With your face. - Odin, when Thor finds a shovel in a dark level
 * Sorcery & Such
 * Our 33rd year of going out of business


 * Odin: You've found a child's doll. Put it under your shirt…and P-L-E-A-S-E don't let anyone see you carrying it!
 * WILL YOU PUT THAT AWAY! What would Hercules think if he saw you playing with that? - Odin, on use of the doll
 * Thor: What's with the doll
 * Hermit: Miss Muffy is NOT a doll!


 * Thor: What's with the doll
 * Hermit: Shhh... She might hear you!


 * Thor: What's with the doll
 * Hermit: She's my only friend


 * Thor: What's with the doll
 * Hermit: It's a personal matter


 * Thor: What's with the doll
 * Hermit: Mind your own business!


 * Relg: Hi and welcome to Relg's TV and Bridge Repair. We can fix ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. As long as it's a TV or a bridge.
 * Relg: Which bridge needs fixed?
 * Thor: My dental bridge
 * Relg: Dammit Thor, I'm a TV and bridge repairman, not a dentist!
 * Thor: London bridge
 * Relg: Sorry, we only work in a fifty mile radius


 * Odin: You have found Nognir's Lair, my son! He is very powerful, but if you are patient and do not panic you will defeat him!
 * Welcome to Ken's House of Wonders. If you survive your trip, it will be well worth it! - Hermit outside
 * Child: If you're entering town, watch out for the Red Guards. They will throw you in jail for almost anything! You sure don't want to end up there…or do you?
 * Sign Outside Lokisburg: Have a pleasant stay, but remember these few rules:
 * No cussing
 * No smoking
 * No spitting
 * No jaywalking
 * No speeding
 * No rebellions
 * No kissing your Mother or Father 'goodbye'
 * No golden apple selling
 * No door-to-door sales
 * No drinking
 * No unlicensed pets
 * No unauthorized opinions
 * No people taller than sixteen pixels
 * No bad, inside jokes
 * No dropping ice cream on the governor's foot
 * And especially,
 * NO red haired thunder gods!


 * Child: Do ya think that the Force will be with us since we're the Rebels?
 * Woody: Here at Woody's we have everything you need for the home, office or local rebellion.
 * Woody: What can i get for ya?
 * Thor: Hammer
 * Woody: Sorry, we're sold out of that
 * Thor: Chisel
 * Woody: Sorry, we're sold out of that, too
 * Thor: 'C' clamp
 * Woody: Sorry, we're sold out of that, also
 * Thor: Screwdriver
 * Woody: Sorry, we're sold out of that, also too
 * Thor: Tonic & Gin
 * Woody: You don't catch on very quick, do you?
 * Thor: Electric Saw
 * Woody: This just might be your lucky day! I think I have one of those left ............ Ah yes, here it is, But I don't know where you're going to plug it in.


 * Odin: Use your Electric Saw! I will power it with my…uh…my…Omnipotent Odin-ness!
 * Odin: You found a Mystic Mushroom. It could probably be used to cast magic spells…But not by you.
 * Odin: {Thor tries to use Mystic Mushroom} You chant the ancient spell you heard as a child. Fleegad…Hepturk…Seepwon…Zraxik…Hike! Nothin'.
 * Man in Lokisburg: {Hears his wife told him to get some food from the pantry while she gathered firewood} WHAT! Well, what does she expect me to eat….a couple of pop-tarts? I'm a meat and potatoes man! Keep the silly key, I need REAL food!
 * Andy's Armor Repair
 * You scuff 'em, we buff 'em


 * Thor: How many licks does it take?
 * Surtur: Let's find out. A one…Ta-whoooo…{Eats the sucker} I guess the world will have to wait a while longer for that one.


 * Thor: Why can't you tickle yourself?
 * Surtur: I don't know. And that IS the correct answer to your question.


 * Odin- {Thor kills someone in Part One} My son, I know it is fun to shoot people but if you kill all the good guys you'll never complete your mission. You lose points, too!
 * Odin- {Thor kills someone in Part Two} Didn't I tell you not to shoot your friends…back in Part I…Remember?
 * Odin- {Thor kills someone in Part Three} Ok, have it your way, kill all your friends. Then you'll probably have to order a hint book to finish the game.
 * Child- You're my hero! They should make a comic book about you!