Gods of Arr-Kelaan

Gods of Arr-Kelaan is a fantasy/humor webcomic by Chuck Rowles.

Interruption
 * Ronson: I don't have a hoard!
 * Dragon: You must have something worth guarding. Everyone has something they think - huh. Dwarf.
 * Ronson: What?
 * (a dwarf falls from the sky.)
 * Dragon: Dwarf.

Six more dwarfs crash to the ground
 * Dragon: It's like a rain of ugly.

First meetings
 * Hazel: What in the holy name of Beyurn do you think you're doing?!
 * Teldin: I'm setting fire to the forest.
 * (beat)
 * Hazel: OK, let's start again...