Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a spinoff of The Andy Griffith Show, and the pilot was aired as the finale of the fourth season of The Andy Griffith Show on May 19, 1964. The show ran for five seasons and a total of 150 episodes.

Gomer Overcomes the Obstacle Course [1.01]

 * Gomer Pyle: Hey, Sarge! Sorry I'm late!
 * Sarge: Four weeks K.P. for being late!
 * Gomer: Sorry, sir.
 * Sarge: Six weeks K.P. for talking!

Guest in the Barracks [1.02]

 * Sarge: I'm going to look for you, Pyle. I'm going to look, and look, and look until I find you.  And when I do find you, I won't kill you yet.  First, I will have to think of how I will kill you.  Of course, I could just go with strangulation.