Good Luck Chuck

Good Luck Chuck is a 2007 American romantic comedy film about a dentist named Chuck who meets a girl named Cam and tries to become her true love.
 * Directed by Mark Helfrich. Written by Josh Stolberg

True love, so hard.

Charlie

 * My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam... I love you. I love you, Cam.
 * Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
 * See you in six months for a routine stabbing.

Stu

 * If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.
 * I jerk off to her mammograms.

Other

 * Cam Wexler: One more word and I'll hide your stash.
 * Eleanor Skipple: [when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Dialogue

 * Cam Wexler: [about penguin behavior] When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
 * Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.


 * Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit SHIT... pardon my French.
 * Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."


 * Charlie: It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?
 * Stu: Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!

Cast

 * Dane Cook – Dr. Charlie Logan
 * Connor Price – young Charlie Logan
 * Jessica Alba – Cam Wexler
 * Dan Fogler – Dr. Stuart Klaminsky
 * Troy Gentile – young Stuart Klaminsky
 * Chelan Simmons – Carol
 * Lonny Ross – Joe Wexler
 * Ellia English – Reba
 * Annie Wood – Lara
 * Jodie Stewart – Eleanor Skepple
 * Michelle Harrison – Anisha Carpenter
 * Sasha Pieterse – young Anisha Carpenter
 * Jodelle Micah Ferland – Lila Carpenter
 * Lindsay Maxwell – McTitty
 * Crystal Lowe – Cam's Wedding friend
 * Steve Bacic – Howard Blaine