Goodnight Sweetheart

Goodnight Sweetheart (1993–1999) is a BBC television sitcom created by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran. It stars Nicholas Lyndhurst as Gary Sparrow.

I Get Along Without You Very Well

 * Yvonne: Don't push your luck, Ron! Now I am angry! What really happened? And it's no use covering for him.
 * Ron: I can't, Yvonne. He's my mate. You shouldn't ask mates to grass on mates.
 * Yvonne: Spare me this male bonding.
 * Ron: But Yvonne...
 * Yvonne: Tell me, otherwise you won't have anything male left to bond with! Now where the hell is my husband?

In the Mood

 * Yvonne appears at Ron's workplace
 * Ron: "The cool blonde sashayed into the office. Marlow tipped back his fedora, and inspected her through a thin curl of cigarette smoke. She sat opposite him, crossed her silk-stockinged legs, and through full, moist lips huskily said..."
 * Yvonne: Stop pissing about! I'm worried about Gary!

Don't Fence Me In

 * A man from the brewery has come to call
 * Phoebe: Gary, this is George Harrison.
 * Gary: No, it isn't. The hair's all wrong for a start.

One O'Clock Jump

 * Where is Margie living now?
 * Reg: I can't remember. Saint something.
 * Gary: Saint. Er...St Leonards? St Ives? St. Louis, Missouri?
 * Reg: Got it! St Reatham.
 * Gary: St Re-...you mean Streatham, you pillock!

It's a Sin to Tell a Lie

 * Reg: No, I'm sorry. Losing your penis is no excuse for betraying your country.

And Mother Came Too

 * Gary: I'm sorry. I'm just so happy!
 * Ron: A man's dead, your best friend's in jail and you're happy. What's it gonna take to make it a real zip-a-dee-doo-dah sort of day? An outbreak of bubonic plague?!

Grief Encounter

 * Gary: Right now, I've got an urgent meeting. It could be an all-nighter.
 * Phoebe: Phone in sick.
 * Gary: I can't, Phoebe. England expects every man to do his duty.
 * Phoebe: So do I. Phone in sick.

How I Won The War

 * How to deal with a group of German soldiers
 * Gary: (disguised as Hitler) Gott im Himmel! Achtung Spitfeuer! Mönchengladbach! Donner und Blitzen! Bundesbank! Vorsprung durch Technik! Now! (signal for ambush)