Grease (film)

Grease is a 1978 musical film about good girl Sandy and bad boy Danny who fall in love over the summer but unexpectedly discover that they are now in the same high school.
 * Directed by Randal Kleiser. Written by Bronte Woodard, based on the musical by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey.

GREASE is the word!

Danny Zuko

 * This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!
 * (Alternate take from the soundtrack): This car is automatic... systematic... hy-y-ydromadic... why it's Greased Lightning!
 * [singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!
 * That's my name, don't wear it out.

Sandy Olsson

 * He was so nice to me this summer.
 * Tell me about it, stud.

Jan

 * Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?
 * How much dough did he spend?

Marty

 * Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow.

Putzie

 * Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!
 * The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!

Doody

 * Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple
 * So, what did you do all summer Danny?

Sonny

 * Yea Right here Putzie!
 * But you dont gotta Brag

Kenickie

 * The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face
 * Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?
 * A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best.

Betty Rizzo

 * [singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.
 * Coz he sounds like a drag
 * Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO

Frenchy

 * Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
 * was it love at first sight?

Principal McGee

 * If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
 * Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering!

Dialogue

 * Rizzo: [on the first day of high school] Oh gosh. [removes her sunglasses] Well, here we are again.
 * Marty: Yeah, but this time we're seniors.
 * Rizzo: And we're going to rule the school! [they all laugh]
 * Marty: Jan, that is so adolescent!
 * Jan: We are adolecent.
 * Rizzo: We don't have to flaunt it. [puts her sunglasses back on and her Pink Ladies jacket] Okay, girls. Let's go get them.


 * Frenchy: Hey, Marty, are those new glasses?
 * Marty: Oh yeah, I just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter?
 * Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.
 * Marty: How would you like rice pudding down your bra?
 * Jan: I'll take it.


 * Rizzo: Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.
 * Patty: Oh, I just love the first day of school. Don't you?
 * Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
 * Patty: You'll never guess what happened.
 * Rizzo: Probably not.
 * Patty: They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
 * Rizzo: Who?
 * Patty: Me. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
 * Rizzo: The very least.
 * Patty: I just hope I don't make too poor a showing.
 * Rizzo: Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck. Don't we, girls?


 * Rizzo: Somebody snaking you, Danny?
 * Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz.
 * Rizzo: With relish.


 * Marty: What's with you tonight?
 * Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
 * Marty: Huh?
 * Rizzo: I skipped a period.
 * Marty: You think you P-G?!
 * Rizzo: I don't know, big deal.
 * Marty: Aren't you going to tell Kenickie?!
 * Rizzo: Nah, you don't know the guy.


 * Kenickie: Rizzo?
 * Rizzo: Yeah?
 * Kenickie: I hear you're knocked up.
 * Rizzo: Oh, you do, huh? Boy, good news really travels fast! [glares at Marty]
 * Kenickie: Why didn't ya tell me about it?
 * Rizzo: What's it to ya?
 * Kenickie: Thought I might be able to do something...
 * Rizzo: You did enough!
 * Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes.
 * Rizzo: [sweetly] ...Hey, don't worry about it, Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.
 * Kenickie: [he tries to laugh it off and walks away] Thanks a lot, kid.
 * Rizzo: Any time.


 * Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people will think I'm a leper.
 * Kenickie: Relax. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
 * Rizzo: You pig!
 * Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!


 * Danny: That's cool, baby. You know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.
 * Sandy: Danny?
 * Danny: That's my name, don't wear it out.
 * Sandy: What's the matter with you?
 * Danny: What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?
 * Sandy: What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?
 * Danny: Well, I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.
 * Sandy: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!


 * Frenchy: What did you do this summer, Sandy?
 * Sandy: Oh, I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there.
 * Rizzo: Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?
 * Sandy: He was sort of special.
 * Rizzo: There ain't no such thing.
 * Sandy: He was really romantic.


 * Blanche: When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.
 * Sonny: She thinks she's Tinkerbell.
 * Blanche: Hush, Sonny!


 * Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine. Hey, do your folks know I come into your room every night over KZAZ, that is? I'm judging the dance contest.
 * Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
 * Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
 * Marty: Marty.
 * Vince: Marty what?
 * Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.


 * Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in Tammy. What do you think?
 * Vi: If you find him, give him my phone number.


 * Coach Calhoun: Game rule one: all couples must be boy-girl.
 * Putzie: Yeah, too bad, Eugene.


 * Frenchy: Doody, how do I look?
 * Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!


 * Sonny: Jeez! Every teacher I got this flunked me at least once!
 * Doody: If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in mcgee's office.
 * Sonny: Yeah, well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me.
 * Doody: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?
 * Sonny: I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody.
 * Principal McGee: Sonny?
 * Sonny: Hello, ma'am.
 * Principal McGee: Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
 * Sonny: I was just going for a walk.
 * Principal McGee: You were just dawdling, weren't you?
 * Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
 * Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre.
 * Sonny: (Speaks in italian).
 * Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?
 * Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
 * Principal McGee: Are you just going to stand there all day?
 * Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, Yes, ma'am. I mean--
 * Principal McGee: Well which is it? Yes or No?
 * Sonny: No, ma'am.
 * Principal McGee: Good. Then move! [walks away]
 * Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
 * Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would have really told her off, huh?
 * Doody: [in falsetto] Mr. Latierre. Yes, Ma'am, No Ma'am.
 * Sonny: Hey Eugene! How you doing?
 * Eugene: Hi Fellas!
 * Doody: Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy. [buzzes Eugene]
 * Eugene:Ow!
 * Doody: Hey, what's wrong? You're wearing glasses. [Putzie messes with Eugene's bow-tie]
 * Eugene: I got astigmatism.
 * Doody: Aw, too bad.
 * Kenickie: Come on! Let's go!
 * Putzie: Sorry, Eugene. [T-Birds go upstairs]
 * Sonny: Hey, Eugene, I'll get that. [picks up bow-tie hands it to eugene] There you go, Eugene.
 * Eugene: Thanks, Sonny.
 * Sonny: See you, Fruit boots. [goes upstairs]


 * Rizzo: Swell bunch you are rushing here to help a lady
 * Doody: Lady? i don't see a lady? [T-birds laughs]
 * Kenickie:Shut up, shut Up!
 * Rizzo: What's up, Kenick?
 * Kenickie: One guess.
 * Rizzo: You got a lot to offer a girl.
 * Kenickie: Yeah, you know it
 * Rizzo: What say you, Zuke?
 * Danny: You're looking good, Rizz.
 * Rizzo: Eat your heart out.
 * Danny: Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style. [jumps out of the car]
 * Rizzo: Where you going? to flog your log?
 * Danny: What's better than hanging out with, you dorks.
 * T-birds: Danny!
 * Kenickie: Your chariot, my lady.


 * Kenickie: Girls are only good for one thing.
 * Sonny: Yeah, and what are you suppose to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day [Sonny laughs with the guys]
 * Putzie: Is that all it takes? 15 minutes?

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 * Marty: It was bad luck, Kenickie.
 * Kenickie: Yeah, well, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

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 * Rizzo: [breaks out a bottle of wine] Okay, how about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going? [the girls all cheer]
 * Jan: Italian Swiss colony. Wow! It's imported! I brought some Twinkies. Anybody want one?
 * Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.
 * Jan: It says right here it's a dessert wine. [offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]
 * Rizzo: Come on. Sandy didn't get any wine.
 * Sandy: Oh. that's okay. I don't mind.
 * Rizzo: I'll bet you've never had a drink before either.
 * Sandy: Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.
 * Rizzo: Ah, ring-a ding-ding.
 * Jan: What's wrong? We don't got cooties!

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 * Jan: Well I have been dieting all day. [to Putzie] My mother's apple pie is better than this stuff, you want a piece?
 * Putzie: Yeah, sure
 * Sonny: Hey, Putzie, 15 minutes.

[Jan and Putzie leave Frosty palace]

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 * Rizzo: You goody-goodies are to much for me, I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get em [climbs out window]
 * Frencie: What's she gonna do? Shimmy down the drain pipe?

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 * Cha Cha: They call me Cha Cha. Coz im the best dancer at St Bernadates
 * Frenchy: With the worst Reputaion

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 * Sandy: You know, Danny, I'm kind of worried about this Dance off. Maybe they dance differently the way we do back home.
 * Rizzo: Its okay, Sandy, maybe we'll invent the Kangaroo bop [Kenickie laughs sarcastically]
 * Danny: Come on, Sandy, let's get out of here

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 * Putzie: You want some?
 * Jan: uhmmm mm mmm.
 * Putzie: Jeez, you sure are a cheap date. I didn't mean it like that.
 * Jan: I understand.
 * Putzie: I always thought you were an understanding person.
 * Jan: I am.
 * Putzie: and I also think there's more to you than just fat.
 * Jan: Thanks
 * Putzie: Your welcome. You got a date for the dance off?
 * Jan: No.
 * Putzie: You wanna go?
 * Jan: Yeah. [both laughs with joy]

Cast

 * John Travolta - Danny Zuko
 * Olivia Newton-John - Sandy Olsson
 * Stockard Channing - Betty Rizzo
 * Jeff Conaway - Kenickie
 * Michael Tucci - Sonny LaTierri
 * Didi Conn - Frenchy
 * Dinah Manoff - Marty Maraschino
 * Jamie Donnelly - Jan
 * Eve Arden - Principal McGee
 * Frankie Avalon - The Teen Angel
 * Edd Byrnes - Vince Fontaine
 * Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun
 * Lorenzo Lamas - Tom Chisum
 * Susan Buckner - Patty Simcox
 * Eddie Deezen - Eugene Felnic