Grown Ups (2010 film)

Grown Ups is a 2010 American comedy film about five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend after their high school basketball coach passes away.
 * Directed by Dennis Dugan. Written by Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf.

Boys will be boys... some longer than others.taglines

Lenny
[while watching Rob's daughter look at her car with his buddies]
 * Higgy!
 * Where is Saskatchatoon?
 * We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
 * I bet you $5.00 he gets on one knee.
 * Shift, shift.
 * Higgins, don't say that.
 * You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
 * Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

Marcus
[onlooking]
 * If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's.
 * Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out.
 * Um... you're fat.
 * Oh, grody.
 * Hey, Y. Where's MCA?
 * [to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?
 * ...Hell.
 * Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico.
 * Is that making me horny? Yes!
 * I'm horny too!
 * Why didn't you tell us she gets it?
 * Ahh bad turtle!

Roxanne
[an old woman approaches them]
 * And this must be your mother.
 * I'm sorry!
 * Your son is so cute. How old is he?
 * Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow.
 * As long as I am the last.

Rob
[the editing cuts back and forth from the play in the middle school game to the current game]
 * My wife.
 * I'm not.
 * Hey, guys! Motion 78!
 * That's what I've been trying to say all along.

Kurt

 * I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there.
 * You broke my heart!
 * [talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?
 * [(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense.
 * [looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed.
 * No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy
 * Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?

Bean
[as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] I'm the black guy and you're the other black guys here
 * Mommy, I want some milk.
 * Mommy, can I have some of her milk?
 * I thought we were going to get wasted.
 * You're wasting it!
 * I want mommy's milk!
 * I want mommy's milk.
 * I'm just like daddy.

Jasmine Hilliard

 * Piece of crap car.
 * Hey, Dad.
 * [talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd.

Andre McKenzie

 * [seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama.

Taglines

 * Boys will be boys... some longer than others.

Cast

 * Adam Sandler as Lenny Feder
 * Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff
 * Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie
 * David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins
 * Rob Schneider as Rob Hillard
 * Salma Hayek as Roxanne Chase-Feder
 * Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff
 * Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie
 * Di Quon as Rita
 * Madison Riley as Jasmine Hillard
 * Jamie Chung as Amber Hillard
 * Ashley Loren as Bridget Hillard
 * Colin Quinn as Dickie Bailey
 * Tim Meadows as Malcolm
 * Norm Macdonald as Geezer
 * Steve Buscemi as Wiley
 * Blake Clark as Coach
 * Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff
 * China Anne McClain as Charlotte McKenzie
 * Cameron Boyce as Keithie Feder
 * Joyce Van Patten as Gloria Hillard
 * Dan Patrick as Norby the Ride Guy (uncredited)
 * Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie