Guilty Gear

Guilty Gear is a series of two-dimensional fighting games by Arc System Works.

Bridget
Guilty Gear XX Λ Core
 * Oh, your weapons are a great pick! Easy maintenence for a lazy person.
 * You sorta look like a bad guy, sir. Would you happen to have a bounty too?
 * Nice! you'd definitely get a lot of money with that talking key!
 * Iai is used tin aisan street performances, huh! ...Um, Do you need some money?
 * Um, can you still move? Roger says he wants to use your body. Yeah...
 * You're well prepared! that's the best strategy for those who can't react quickly.
 * Hey, are you done imitating me? I wonder... Wait! Did you copy my body too? ...Aw, man.
 * You may not blend in society with that body, but you can always join the circus.
 * Practicing even in a place like this... It must be hard being an entertainer.
 * I'm so glad I got to see a traditional dance! it would have been nicer if you were a woman, though...

I-No

 * I'm not very good at Japanese music.
 * I'll play you a rondo, so you can dance until you die!
 * "This was my first operetta, but I think I liked it.
 * Worn out already? You're still in the etude! You'll never please a woman like that...
 * With all these instruments, it's hard to choose which one to use. Mind if I test them on your body?
 * Whoa, sexy lady! That's quite an impressive display you've got there! Hahaha!"
 * You're an amazing tenor! I can't resist it any longer... Won't you join with me?
 * Ahhh, the most sweet sounds of a child screaming. It strikes right at my heart. Cry some more for me!
 * I'm worn out. Please, stop moving already. I've never seen such weak thrusting. What, are you trying to make me beg for it?
 * I feel like I'm taking on three partners at once... It really turns me on!
 * Those are some nice wings. If I plucked and roasted them, would they taste like chicken?
 * How many of those big, manly drills can you put out at once?
 * Eww, what a stench! Get back to the sewer where you belong!
 * I'm sorry, would you have preferred me in a nurse's outfit? Maybe next time...
 * Oh, I'm sorry, you prefer knives, right? I'll be glad to cut you up, if you get down on your knees and beg!
 * Cover songs are nice, but nothing beats the original.
 * Hmm, do you think bare legs are more attractive? Will I get more looks?
 * I don't know much about fighting with bare hands, but I'm good with my fists, if you know what I mean.
 * Laying a sexy man flat on the ground feels like a fortissimo inside."
 * Hah, playing a tremolo with your own body? That's quite impressive! Hehehe!
 * Is that all you've got? I'll rip you out of your shell and scoop your insides.
 * Don't get cocky on me, old man. You can act as big as you want; I don't want to deal with your wrinkled hide!
 * Work on your technique a bit, and I'll be happy to be your partner again.
 * You wave around your naked weapon and pounce on women? My, you're quite the beast, aren't you, boy?
 * Aren't you a little young to be fighting for love?
 * Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!
 * An icy gaze and windswept hair... What a beautiful pose!
 * You old maid! What, did you think you could catch a man by hopping around like that?
 * See? I'm always on top! After all, you're too heavy...
 * You're certainly got the size, but moving that slow is just as bad as finishing too fast.
 * What's a straw-man like you trying to act human for?
 * You may be old, but you haven't gone soft yet, have you? Come on, let's play some more!
 * I don't side with humans OR with monsters! You look better as a bat! Haha!
 * I like it wild, but you need more stamina.
 * That man and I form a fermata together. Now crawl before me in despair! Haha!
 * That was wonderful! The finale to a sad song should always be sung in unison.
 * You're completely out of sync. Get out of here before I re-tune your face!
 * An empty de capo. Stoic men are so charming!
 * What kind of weapon is that? Perhaps you'd prefer I used a conducter's baton?
 * Why are you arching your back like that? Was it that good for you?
 * I'll snap your spine and... bah, there's no point in even trying to talk to you!

Robo-Ky
Guilty Gear XX Λ Core
 * UGH!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU! YOU'RE JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS! SYSTEM FAILURE!
 * YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR WEAPONS. YOU'RE USELESS. USELESS USELESS USELESS.
 * SHE'S KIND OF MY TYPE. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HUMAN, AND I COULD DO WITHOUT THOSE TWO BEHIND HER, I'D MARRY HER.
 * YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, EITHER? SONUVABITCH! THIS WORLD DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME!
 * THIS IS SUCH IS SUCH A SHAME... YOU'RE NEITHER HUMAN NOR ROBOT! PICK A SIDE ALREADY!
 * WHAT? THE CREW ON YOUR SHIP ARE ALL FEMALES? OH MY DAMN! IT'S LIKE A PARADISE! I CALL DIBS!
 * DON'T GO CRAZY ON ME! ROBOTS ARE DELICATE UNLIKE YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT.
 * YOU LOOK LIKE THAT POTATO HEAD! HAHA! HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE HATE? SOMETHING WRONG, POTATO HEAD?
 * THE DUMB ORIGINAL HAS GROWN A LITTLE. I GUESS I BETTER GO HOME AND UPDATE DATA.
 * I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LOOK BAD, BUT MY SENSORS DON'T GO "SCHWING" FOR NO REASON.
 * PFFFT, NINJAS ARE AN OLD WIVES' TALE. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK...
 * YOU! GIMME YOUR PRODUCT ID! WAIT, YOU'RE NEWER THAN ME ...SO I'M A FAKE "AND" ARCHAIC?
 * USELESS BRAT! NO UN-SEXY FEMALES HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT WITH ME!
 * YOU'RE A USELESS HUMAN. WE HAVE A GREAT FUTURE PLANNED FOR YOU. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT HUMAN? ...REALLY?
 * YOU'RE A BOY, HUH? YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! I SEE EVERYTHING WITH MY X-RAY VISION! ...FORGET I SAID THAT, SERIOUSLY.
 * AW, MAN! WHERE IS EVERYONE? I NEED HUMAN DATA! WAIT, YOU'RE A HUMAN? ...REALLY?
 * I PREFER 'EM LADY LIKE BUT I COULD SETTLE WITH YOU. PLEASE MARRY ME AND COOK FOR ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
 * WHAT? YOU'RE HUMAN? I THOUGHT YOUR ARMS WERE ROCKET FISTS. YOU SCARED ME, DAMMIT!
 * FEMALE DETECTED! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, LADY! PLEASE BE MY WIFE.
 * DO YOU KNOW THE TERM "WILD MAN"? IT TOTALLY DESCRIBES YOU, YOU CRAPPY DANCER.
 * YOU PASSED THE TEST, LADY. YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE. SKIP THE FLUFF AND MARRY ME.
 * HAVE YOU HEARD THE SAYING "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT"? IT'S A TOTAL LIE, THE DUMB WILL ALWAY BE DUMB.

Ky-Kiske
Guilty Gear XX Λ Core
 * No matter what... the world needs justice.
 * Impersonating an officer, are you? I'm afraid you're no match for my men.
 * I understand the situation, leave the rest to me.
 * You certainly have talent, but you must learn control.
 * Sol, your sin is beyond the grace of god.
 * Regardless of the outcome, we can still shake hands afterwards. I'd like to keep that kind of relationship.
 * You're asking me if I held back? True, it wasn't my best effort. That's the least any man would do.
 * If you had removed those bonds, it could have gotten ugly. Let's continue to do our best to serve the public!
 * You've gotten much better at controlling your power. Now if only you could hide your wings and your tail....
 * I used to wish I had a copy of myself during hard jobs, but this is ridiculous!
 * Thank you, my lord, for the lesson. Your swordsmanship is outstanding.
 * So this is Justice... the commander of all evil. What sorrowful eyes...
 * Your sin is beyond the grace of god!
 * RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!

Sol Badguy

 * ...Die.
 * Spare me...
 * Sorry. I don't have time for you.
 * So long.... sleep well.
 * Give me a break...
 * Bandit REVOLVER!
 * Go to sleep, little boy.
 * What's wrong with you? Don't give me that dirty look.
 * I'm finished with you. Go away.
 * Keep your mouth shut, punk.
 * Is that all you've got for me? You're no fun at all.
 * That was your last chance. If you get up again you're gonna pay with your life.
 * You should know better than to be out wandering around.
 * ...That thing's pretty nasty.
 * Get lost. I'm not a babysitter.
 * Sheesh... take it easy from now on, old man.
 * Geh. Whatever.
 * ...? Man, it's out of control.
 * GRAND VIPER!
 * Gunflame!
 * You're far too slow...
 * Are all doctors this crazy?
 * And I thought I was holding back.
 * You were prepared to lose, weren't you?
 * What, are you bored or something?
 * You let her live? Hah! You're such a boyscout.
 * If you don't wanna sing for me, just say so. I'd be happy to beat the sound outta you.
 * God? I don't wanna have anything with him.
 * ...I knew it. See, this is why spoiled brats like you should just stay out of all of this.
 * Now you say you're bored? Don't make me laugh.
 * Well, at least you've got a strong head.
 * Later... Go to sleep.
 * Are you satisfied? Now you know your limit.
 * Are you satisfied? Now you know your limit.

May

 * Don't mess with the pirates! You don't stand a chance!
 * (Wow, look at those breasts.....) Too bad Johnny doesn't like rough girls!
 * You should know kids like me have breasts.
 * Hey, stop treating me like a kid!

Chipp Zanuff

 * Holy Zen! Talk about your neighbourhood menace!