Hair (musical)

Hair is a 1979 film based on the 1968 Broadway musical of the same name about a Vietnam war draftee who meets and befriends a tribe of long-haired hippies on his way to the army induction center. The hippies introduce him to their countercultural lifestyle of marijuana, LSD, "be-ins", and protests.

Chorus

 * [singing] This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius!

Jeanie Ryan

 * Of course I'm crazy! We're all crazy. Let's shake on it.

Hippie

 * The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people!

Woof, Hud, Berger

 * Oh say, can you see / my eyes? If you can / then my hair's too short.

Dialogue

 * Berger: Where you from?
 * Claude: Oklahoma.
 * Jeannie: Hey, listen. I know what it's like. I used to be from Kansas myself.


 * Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
 * Woof: What do you mean...?
 * Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
 * Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
 * Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
 * Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.


 * Berger: Bukowski!
 * Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
 * Berger: Let's move it out!
 * Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
 * Berger: Double time, soldier.
 * Claude: Yes, Sergeant! (Claude and Berger walk out of the barracks) Sir?
 * Berger: In the car, soldier!
 * Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
 * Berger: Are you an asshole, soldier?
 * Claude: No, Sergeant!
 * Berger: That's too bad, because I am.