Hamster & Gretel

 is an American animated television series that centers on a young girl and her pet hamster, who are given superpowers by aliens and become a superhero duo with her older brother working with them to figure out how to protect their city from mysterious dangers.

Empower Failure [1.01a]

 * Aliens: We will now bestow upon you powers unimaginable!


 * Kevin: Yep. This is my life.


 * Hamster: Whatever. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wheel. [flies off]
 * Gretel: Wait, you can talk?

Math Punch [1.02b]

 * Gretel: I'm a superhero now! You don't need math to lift things, fly through fast and punch bad guys!

Superhero Sibling Rivalry [1.03a]

 * Kevin: My turn!
 * Gretel: Nuh-uh, my turn!
 * Kevin: I don't like your tone!
 * Gretel: I don't like your face!
 * (Carolina enters the room)
 * Carolina: Kids…
 * Gretel: I don't like your hat!
 * Kevin: I'm not even wearing a hat!
 * Carolina: HEY! (takes the remote) That's enough insulting hat talk in this house, the both of you!! Maybe you two need a break from each other, or something. I'm taking the remote. (starts walking upstairs) Just settle this!


 * Kevin: So, what does she want?
 * Fred: You, shush. (to Gretel) Hey, Gretel-Beans. Your brother's being your brother. You good?

Neigh, It Ain't So! [1.05b]

 * Neighslayer: You know, I wasn't planning on being super evil today―it's more of a deejay day―but your girl tried to make me look bad in front of my crew. I can't look like a chump. (pulls out a pool of acid) You get it. Once this party wraps up, we're gonna dunk you in a vat of acid, and then... AFTERPARTY! (laughs) Die mad, you furry little freak.
 * Hamster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue!

Abuelita's World [1.09b]

 * Abuelita:
 * Kevin: Wait, Abuelita!
 * Gretel: Hey!
 * Kevin: You know that I'm not a kid anymore.
 * Abuelita: (laughs as she pinches Kevin's cheek) Ay, Kevin, I love senses of humors! Now there's only one rule in my house, and that you must follow ALL my rules. Now, hand over the phones!
 * Gretel: But, Abuel-
 * Abuelita: Eh-eh-eh! No buts unless they are doing chores!

Grounded [1.11a]

 * Gretel: (gasps) The dishes! I'm so sorry, I got sidetracked. I'll go do them now.
 * Carolina: Too late.
 * Dave and Carolina: You're grounded!
 * Gretel: NOOOOO!!!!

For Whom the Belle Trolls [1.15a]
Kevin: Gretel, don't give up! I know that didn't go as planned, but you guys are heroes! Gretel: It's okay, Kevin. We did our best.

Strawberry Fest Forever [1.16b]

 * Doofenshmirtz: (after he sees Balloony pop once again) BALLOONY!

Churro's Day Out [1.20b]

 * Kevin: Is it too late to just take a group selfie in the parking lot?
 * Dave: Come on, Kev. This'll be fun!
 * Raúl: Ah-ah-ah! Number 216!
 * Dave: "No lying to your kids". Man, this guy's thought of everything.


 * Raúl:  Ah-ah-ah-ah! No complaining!

The Break-Stuff Club [1.21b]

 * Principal Funderberk: Who's responsible for this mess?
 * Kevin: I am, sir. It was all me!
 * Principal Funderberk: Kevin? I'm afraid I have no choice but to send you to Saturday detention!

Exclamation Strikes Back Part II [1.30b]

 * Kevin: Hiromi!
 * Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you?
 * Kevin: I'm so sorry, I was taking care of my little sister-
 * Hiromi: Aww, that was so sweet, the first time I ever heard that of excuse of the Duck Boys concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out.
 * (Hiromi sadly walks away)
 * Kevin: But Hiromi…
 * Gretel: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry.
 * Kevin: Thanks, Lil'G, but it's not your fault. If it's anyone's fault, then it's-

Cast

 * Gretel Grant-Gomez (voiced by Meli Povenmire)
 * Kevin Grant-Gomez (voiced by Michael Cimino)
 * Hamster (voiced by Beck Bennett)
 * Fred Grant (voiced by Joey King)
 * Dave Grant-Gomez (voiced by Matt Jones)
 * Carolina Grant-Gomez (voiced by Carolina Ravassa)
 * Bailey Carter (voiced by Priah Ferguson)
 * Hiromi Tanaka (voiced by Romi Dames)
 * Veronica Hill (voiced by Liza Koshy)
 * Anthony (voiced by Akintoye)
 * Lauren/The Destructress (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
 * Lyle/FistPuncher (voiced by Brock Powell)
 * Unseen alien (voiced by Dan Povenmire)