Hello, I'm Your Aunt!

Hello, I'm Your Aunt! (Russian: Здравствуйте, я ваша тётя!, Transliteration: Zdravstvuyte, ya vasha tyotya!) is a Soviet 1975 farce comedy film directed by Viktor Titov and is loosely based on the play Charley's Aunt by Brandon Thomas. Runtime - 98 min. Produced by T/O Ekran. The film was an immense hit; many lines of dialogue subsequently became catch phrases themselves.

Babbs

 * (takes off his boa and opera gloves, takes a boxing stance) I warn you, I won't give in just like that.
 * I am Charlie's aunt! I arrived from Brazil, the country of a lot of wild monkeys!
 * Give me everything! ... That is, I want to say, more garnish.
 * Your guardian is such an assho... Excuse me, all the noble ladies in Brazil swear like that!
 * No, no, no! He is not in love with me! He is in love with my millions!
 * Do you know how many Pedros are in Brazil! Do not count!
 * Shame on you... to frighten... a weak lady!
 * This will be my little whim! Ha-ho!
 * We ladies can do whatever we want with men. It is something!

Colonel Chesney

 * I am an old soldier! and I know not the language of love! But when I first met you, Donna Rosa, I felt like a weary wayfarer who, at the ebb of his life... on a sunlit field... saw, Donna Rrrosa! a tender violet! (A part) Man, I'm good.
 * She likes to drink... This should be used!
 * Nice! She fell in love with me at first (chews) sight.

Judge Criggs

 * I'm running! I'm flying! I'm racing!

Dialogue

 * Jackie Chesney: You don't have a heart...
 * Charley Wykeham: You don't know what true love is, aunt.
 * Babbs: Oh, how wrong you are... Didn't my sadness catch your eye?
 * Charley Wykeham: No.
 * Jackie Chesney: Oh, yes...
 * Charley Wykeham: Ah, yes, yes!


 * Dona Rosa: It's hard to believe you lived in Brazil. For example all ladies there smoke cigars just like men. Do you have this habit?
 * Babbs: I adore cigars. Let's smoke! In our Brazilian way!


 * Brasset: What do you want, sir?
 * Babbs: Are you crazy? Do I look like sir?
 * Brasset: Excuse me, milady.
 * Babbs: Milady wants a little glass of Cognac very much.
 * Brasset: As you wish, sir, that is, milady.


 * Charlie: Why? why did you brute have to make fun of him?
 * Babbs: I had to torture him a little bit, hadn't I?


 * Judge Criggs: At least a kiss! I entreat you... Rosalia!
 * Babbs: (after securing the marriage permission) I'll kiss you. Later. If you still want it... you little Criggsy.


 * Jackie Chesney: Some gin? Brandy? Rum?
 * Policeman: I'm in service, Sir.
 * Jackie Chesney: It means — whiskey.

Cast

 * - Babbs Babberley
 * - Donna Rosa d'Alvadorez (note - Donna Lucia in the play)
 * - Ela Delahay
 * - Brasset the footman
 * - Charley Wyckham
 * - Jackie Chesney
 * - Colonel Sir Francis Chesney
 * - Judge Criggs
 * - Bettie
 * - Annie