Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a reality television program on TLC that features beauty pageant participant Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo), along with her mother June Shannon, father Mike Thompson and her three older sisters.

This Is My Crazy Family [1.01]

 * Mama: Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.


 * Mama: Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.


 * Jessica: My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.


 * Honey Boo Boo: My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

Gonna Be a Glitz Pig [1.02]

 * Honey Boo Boo: We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.


 * Honey Boo Boo: Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.


 * Mama: I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.


 * Mama: It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

She Oooo'd Herself [1.03]

 * "'Honey Boo Boo"': The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.
 * "'Jessica"': Thank you, Alana.

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 * "'Honey Boo Boo"': We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.

What Is a Door Nut? [1.05]
Honey Boo Boo:But Glitzy's gonna be my good luck charm.

A Bunch of Wedgies [1.06]
Chubbette: I don't like being fat.

Ah-choo! [1.09]

 * Honey Boo Boo: My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

It Is What It Is [1.10]

 * Mama: It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.


 * Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.


 * Honey Boo Boo: I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.


 * Chickadee: Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.


 * Honey Boo Boo: Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.


 * Honey Boo Boo: I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.


 * Honey Boo Boo: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

Cast

 * Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)
 * June Shannon (Mama)
 * Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)
 * Anna Shannon (Chickadee)
 * Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)
 * Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)