Hot Shots!

Hot Shots! is a 1991 comedy spoof starring Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges, Kevin Dunn and Jon Cryer.

The mother of all movies!taglines

Dialogue

 * Benson: "You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."


 * (Briefing men before takeoff)
 * Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast"
 * Block: "Err... I think that's enemy coast sir"
 * Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..."


 * Benson: "Call down to the galley and order some soup."
 * Block: "Yes, sir."
 * Benson: "Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. Blasted shell, it's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"
 * Block: "Duck, sir"
 * (Admiral Benson ducks and bangs head on desk)
 * Block: "Are you alright, sir?"
 * Benson: "Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?"


 * Benson: "Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."


 * Topper: "It was an accident."
 * Gregory: "Accident, my deep-blue eyes."


 * Block: "How are ya, Sir?"
 * Benson: "Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!"


 * Benson: "Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit."


 * Block: "Admiral Benson!"
 * Benson: "Really? That's my name too"


 * (After falling down some stairs)
 * Benson: I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?"
 * Sailor: "I didn't see any crab Sir"
 * Benson: "Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs"


 * Benson: "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !"


 * Block: "Topper Harley ?"
 * Topper: "Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina."
 * Block: "What does it meen ?"
 * Topper: "Fluffy bunny feet."
 * (The camera reveals Topper's bunny-looking pair of slippers)

Taglines

 * The mother of all movies!
 * There's something funny in the air.
 * Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!

Cast

 * Charlie Sheen - LT Sean "Topper" Harley
 * Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory
 * Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson
 * Lloyd Bridges - RADM Thomas "Tug" Benson
 * Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block
 * Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach
 * William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson
 * Kristy Swanson - Kowalski
 * Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson
 * Bill Irwin - Leland "Buzz" Harley
 * Ryan Stiles - Dominic "Mailman" Farnum
 * Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson
 * Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One'
 * Charles Barkley - himself
 * Bill Laimbeer - himself
 * Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein
 * Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II