I'll Be Home for Christmas (film)

I'll Be Home for Christmas is a 1998 comedy film starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jake Wilkinson, a college student at Palisades Academy in California, who was hardly ever been home for Christmas. Somewhere between L.A. and N.Y. Jake found the meaning of Christmas. (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Nolan: I'm an elf!


 * Tracey: When did I become your slave?
 * Jake: The day you were born.


 * Jake: Say something romantic.
 * Max: Huh.
 * Jake: Say something apologetic.
 * Max: Huh.
 * Jake: SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.


 * Nolan: Oh, man. I went and killed Santa!


 * Eddie: Hey, jingle balls! Move your candycanes!


 * Max: [after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max] So, how'd it go?
 * Jake: You know what a swirlie is?
 * Max: You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?
 * Jake: Yeah, it was basically like that.
 * Max: Ah, man!

Taglines

 * Somewhere between L.A. and N.Y. Jake found the meaning of Christmas.
 * This yule, be cool.

Cast

 * Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Jake Wilkinson
 * Jessica Biel - Allie Henderson
 * Adam LaVorgna - Eddie Taffet
 * Gary Cole - Jake's dad
 * Eve Gordon - Carolyn Wilkinson
 * Lauren Maltby - Tracey Wilkinson
 * Andrew Lauer - Nolan
 * Sean O'Bryan - Officer Max
 * Lesley Boone - Marjorie