I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man is a 2009 American comedy film about a friendless man who goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond with his new B.F.F. puts a strain on his relationship with his fiancée, can the trio learn to live happily ever after?
 * Directed by John Hamburg. Written by John Hamburg and Larry Levin.

Are You Man Enough To Say It? taglines

Peter Klaven

 * Totally... Totes McGotes.


 * Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!

Sydney Fife

 * Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will.


 * Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.

Other

 * Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

Dialogue

 * Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
 * Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
 * Peter: Thank you fiancee.
 * Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
 * Peter: Oh come on!
 * Zooey: Good to know.
 * Oswald: Kid had a Speedo full of Brillo.


 * Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
 * Robbie: If you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
 * Peter: A what?
 * Robbie: A man date.
 * Peter: Okay.
 * Robbie: You know what I mean?
 * Peter: No.
 * Robbie: By that I mean casual lunch or after-work drinks, okay? No dinner and no movies. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
 * Peter: Ohhhh, God I love that movie. [Robbie gives him a look] No, I won't.


 * Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor.
 * Sydney: Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
 * Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
 * Sydney: Watch the leg. Boom!
 * Peter: He farted in my open house.
 * Sydney: He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.


 * Man In Open House: [after trying to discreetly fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
 * Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.


 * Sydney: [on phone] Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like...I don't know...half an hour?
 * Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
 * Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
 * Peter: No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
 * Sydney: [laughing] Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
 * Peter: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?


 * Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized, but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
 * Peter: Blaaah!
 * Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.


 * Sydney: You get home safe, Pistol.
 * Peter: You got it, Joben.
 * Sydney: I'm sorry, what?
 * Peter: Er...nothing.
 * Sydney: No, what did you say?
 * Peter: Nah, I don't know. You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you..."Joben". It means nothing. I don't...I'm drunk, I'm gonna call a cab.


 * Sydney: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
 * Peter: What's wrong with that?
 * Sydney: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin...That is sick, man!


 * Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss...
 * Sydney: Woah!
 * Doug: ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
 * Peter: It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
 * Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
 * Peter: It wasn't the ta...
 * Doug: It was the taste of betrayal...you fucking whore!
 * [Storms off]
 * Peter: I can actually explain that.
 * Sydney: I would love to hear that!


 * Peter: Look man, you told my fiancée she needs to give me blowies, in front of my whole family. Alright? You owe me.
 * Sydney: You make a valid point.


 * Peter: Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?
 * Mel: I'm 89 years old, what the fuck kind of plans would I have?


 * Peter: I love you, man.
 * Sydney: I love you, too, bud.
 * Peter: I love you, dude.
 * Sydney: I love you, Bro Montana.
 * Peter: I love you, Holmes.
 * Sydney: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
 * Peter: I love you, muchacha.
 * Sydney: I love you, Tycho Brohe.

Taglines

 * Are You Man Enough To Say It?


 * He needed a best man...he got the worst.

Cast

 * Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
 * Jason Segel - Sydney Fife
 * Rashida Jones - Zooey Rice
 * Sarah Burns - Hailey
 * Jaime Pressly - Denise McLean
 * Jon Favreau - Barry McLean
 * Jane Curtin - Joyce Klaven
 * J.K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven
 * Andy Samberg - Robbie Klaven
 * Josh Cooke - Alan
 * Rob Huebel - Tevin Downey
 * Thomas Lennon - Doug Evans
 * Murray Gershenz - Mel Stein
 * Lou Ferrigno - Himself
 * Aziz Ansari - Eugene
 * Nick Kroll - Larry
 * Mather Zickel - Gil
 * Murray Gershenz - Mel
 * Joe Lo Truglio - Lonnie
 * Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry's friend
 * David Krumholtz - Sydney's friend
 * Carla Gallo - Zooey's friend
 * Larry Wilmore - Minister