Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

 is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift.

Dialogue

 * Sid: Ho, ho, ho!


 * Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]


 * Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!


 * Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone.
 * Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock]
 * Manny: [pulling Sid away from the rock] (Because) you'll break it. (That's why.)
 * Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!
 * Diego: Don't attempt him.


 * [Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angry at him]
 * Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
 * Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.
 * Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! (It was an accident!)
 * Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer to Santa.
 * Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
 * Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]
 * Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
 * Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, (or if you did something very bad,) then he puts your name on it.
 * Crash: We're never good!
 * Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]
 * Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!
 * [Sid, Crash, Eddie, and Peaches gasp]
 * Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.


 * Peaches: [to Manny; angry] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]
 * Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
 * Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.
 * [Cuts to Sid]
 * Sid: I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and starts cries]
 * Diego: Calm down.


 * Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why!?
 * Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list.


 * Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?


 * Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!!
 * Peaches: Bless you!
 * Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]


 * Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.


 * Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?
 * Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!


 * Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!
 * Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]
 * Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]


 * [Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]
 * Manny: [relieved] Oh! You... [suddenly angry] You are so grounded!?
 * Peaches: [to Manny] Sorry, Daddy.
 * Manny: I'm talking to Sid.
 * Sid: [covers behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny.
 * Santa: Croining fruitcake!


 * Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
 * Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?


 * Scrat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!???

Cast

 * Ray Romano - Manny
 * John Leguizamo - Sid
 * Denis Leary - Diego
 * Queen Latifah - Ellie
 * Seann William Scott - Crash
 * Josh Peck - Eddie
 * Ciara Bravo - Peaches
 * Chris Wedge - Scrat
 * Billy Gardell - Santa Claus
 * T.J. Miller - Prancer
 * Judah Friedlander - Head Mini-Sloth