Idle Hands

Idle Hands is a 1999 horror comedy film about an average lazy stoner teenager whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a killing spree, even after being cut off from his arm.
 * Directed by Rodman Flender. Written by Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer.

The comedy that gives horror films the backhand. (taglines)

Anton Tobias

 * Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. [hand twitches] Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. [picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves'] Amen.

The Hand

 * I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing.
 * You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going.
 * [As he's about to kill Tanya] WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCH!!!!
 *  I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton....[his eyes roll in the back of his head]'' Oh Shit! [The Hand falls out of the puppet outfit and to the ground]
 * [Before his death, The hand prepares to attack Anton one last time] DIE YOU FUCKER!!! [Debi throws the dagger towards the hand striking it dead.] SHIT!!!! [The Hand dies]
 * [In the Alternate Ending as he traps Molly in the swimming pool] Now little piggie, where the fuck are you??
 * ''Come out, come out, wherever you are. [Molly stands on top of the diving board, The hand grabs her foot] GOTCHA! Come to Daddy...bitch! [As she hangs off the side of the dive board, a portal opens up] NOW, YOU WILL BE MY NIGHTMARE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! PREPARE TO DIE

Dialogue

 * Dad Tobias: [after seeing the message on the ceiling] It's just a prank. [clicks off flashlight] Anton.
 * Mom Tobias: Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that!
 * Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!


 * Anton: [hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?
 * Mick: Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
 * Anton: [kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?
 * Mick: Yeah man, it's Mick.
 * Anton: You're dead!
 * Mick: No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
 * Anton: You think?
 * Mick: I know fucker, now dig me up!


 * Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
 * Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
 * Anton: Music?
 * Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
 * Anton: So what happened?
 * Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!


 * Anton: [after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?
 * Pnub: What, you mean the hand?
 * Anton: Of course I mean the hand!
 * Pnub: Try looking up your ass.


 * Dexter Holland: [kicking Anton off the stage at the Concert]Get out of here kid. You had your fun, now it's time...
 * The Hand: TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!! [As the crowd screams, the Hand continues] You're all my bitches now!!




 * Anton: Fucking little hand I got you now.[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
 * The Hand: I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! [Anton and the hand fight] You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! [Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.] EAT THIS BITCH!!! [Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
 * Anton: Who's you daddy now Bitch?
 * The Hand: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!


 * [Last lines]
 * Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
 * Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
 * Mick: Fuck it!
 * Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
 * Mick: Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.


 * ''[After the Post Credits Roll, the Hand speaks]"
 * The Hand: Anton, I'll be back...We all go a little crazy sometimes. Just don't look under the bed...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Taglines

 * The film that give horror movies the finger.
 * The touching story of a boy and his right hand.
 * The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.
 * The Devil will find work for idle hands to do... but what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the world to do his dirty work?
 * Get your hands on this hot new horror comedy!

Cast

 * Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
 * Seth Green - Mick
 * Elden Henson - Pnub
 * Jessica Alba - Molly
 * Steve Van Wormer - Curtis
 * Fred Willard - Mr. Tobias
 * Jack Noseworthy - Randy
 * Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure
 * Robert Englund - The Voice of the Hand