Iggy Arbuckle

Iggy Arbuckle is a Canadian animated children's television series, shown on Teletoon (Canada), ABC Kids (Australia) and Jetix UK (United Kingdom). The show is about a white pig with the same name as the title, who is a special, fictional type of forest ranger called a "Pig Ranger".

Iggy Vs. the Volcano/A Dip in the Pole

 * Iggy: Okay, I’m convinced! A volcano is not the best place for a picnic!
 * Jiggers: A volcano is not the best place for anything!


 * Zoop: You know, I'm all for trying new things and everything, but wouldn't it be better to use actual dogs to pull a dog sled?
 * Iggy: These tortoises are specially trained!
 * Jiggers: And, no one else answered our ad.

The Things We Do for Mud/How Much Wood Can a Wood Pecker Peck?

 * Iggy: And what are you supposed to do when you happen upon a nest of condor eggs?
 * Catfish Stu: Beat them until they're light and fluffy! [Iggy and Jiggers gasp]
 * Robear: Non non non non! Zat is ze pancake recipe!
 * Robert: Oh! Sorry, sorry... [Begins reading the correct instructions]

The Beaver Who Would be King/I am Iggy, Hear Me Snore

 * Jiggers: [Upon realizing his adjustments to Old Rusty caused Iggy's nasal septum to get displaced, which led to Iggy's snoring] I hereby relinquish any claim to geni - uh - osity!!

Idle Worship/There's Something About Berries

 * Iggy: We're going to head to Mango Tango Beach!
 * Jiggers: I wonder if I have time to update my will?


 * Spiff: [To the geese] Hey, take it easy! Don't have a hissy fit, just picking up trash here! And speaking of trash, [leans in] do I ever have some trashy gossip! [The geese are interested] You know the black swan over the pond? She's been dying her feathers for years! Of course, she's not the only one around here with secrets...


 * Iggy: Okay Jig, on the count of three! One, two -
 * Jiggers: Two and a half, two and three quarters...
 * Iggy: [Rolls eyes] Go! [Both try to flip into the bushes via shovels used as catapults, and land on the window]
 * Jiggers: Iggy? Just so you know, I'm picking the next plan.


 * Catfish Stu: Nice try fellas, but you've got to get up early in the morning to fool this catfish.
 * Iggy: It is early in the morning, Stu.
 * Stu: My point is that you lost, and I won! Now go away, my chef is here, and you're not invited to breakfast!


 * Iggy: Okay, Plan B. We don't have a Plan B! Time to come up with a Plan B!
 * Spiff: Iggy, it's too late.
 * Jiggers: [Tearfully] No! It can't be! We can still save the bushes before they're turned into Stu's muffins, or jam, or crepes - [brightens up] Is anyone else hungry?

Yawny Come Lately/Petition Impossible

 * Yawny Yump-A-Lot: I am sick of people making light of my illustrious... illustriousness! You demean my... demeanor!

 [Iggy asks the Great Bamzeani what Yawny wants from them]
 * The Great Bamzeani: [Yahank?] It's the stuff that has been... [Shmeaka] The one who was seen... [Frank] With the chompers that gleam!
 * Iggy: Hmm... stuff that has been - I think that means ancient history. Chompers that gleam... Jiggers!
 * Jiggers: What? Just because I have excellent dental hygiene?
 * Iggy: Your guide on the history of the Kookamunga! That's where the answer lies!


 * Jiggers: Okay, I checked my history guide, and I found this. Repeat after me: You've...
 * Crowd: [Balancing on top of each other with their underwear on the outside] You've...
 * Jiggers: Been...
 * Crowd: Been...
 * Jiggers: Yumped!
 * Crowd: Yumped!
 * Catfish Stu: What!?
 * Zoop: What?
 * Iggy: What?


 * Catfish Stu: [Upon learning that the new highway will block the tourists from his adventure camp] This highway is an abomination! Give me that! [Takes the petition and forces the crowd to sign]
 * Iggy: Now that's a first! Stu's actually trying to save the Kookamunga!
 * Catfish Stu: That's not a signature! It's a scrawl! Write neater!

Paradise Found/Luck Before You Leap

 * Jiggers: We really appreciate being in your salamander city!
 * Iggy: Jiggers, they're chameleons.


 * Jiggers: I don't get it. What's so important about a toothpick?
 * Iggy: Okay, I'll tell you: Ozwald was my good luck toothpick.
 * Jiggers and Zoop: Ozwald? [chuckle to each other]
 * Zoop: Iggy, there's no such thing as luck. There's only karma; whatever you do, good or bad comes back to you.
 * Iggy: Yeah, you're probably right. [knocks into a stack of cans and stumbles] What do you call that - karma?
 * Zoop: No; clumsy.


 * Iggy: We have to get him to open his mouth! Try talking to him. [Begins squawking like a seagull]
 * Jiggers: Oh please, not that!
 * Iggy: Oh, you have a better plan? [Resumes squawking]
 * Jiggers: Fine. [Squawks weakly]
 * Iggy: Come on Jiggers! Put some umph into it! [Both start squawking loudly] [Jiggers accidentally steps on Iggy's hoof] Ow! Owowowooooowwww! [The seagull opens his beak and flies away]
 * Jiggers: How did you know "Ow! Owowowooooowwww!!!" was seagull for "Open your mouth!"?

The Fish Who Came for Dinner/Courage Under Fur

 * Catfish Stu: Helooo! I'm a fish, and I'm thirsty! What's wrong with this picture?


 * Jiggers: [Catfish Stu belches after drinking a soda] Maybe you ought to cut down on the soda.
 * Catfish Stu: But hammocking is such thirsty work!
 * Jiggers: Well at least remember to recycle them!
 * Catfish Stu: Good idea; I'll definitely take that into consideration!
 * Jiggers: And could you please use a coaster?
 * Catfish Stu: [Belches]

Lights, Camera! Distraction!/Fish and Chip off the Old Block

 * Iggy: You're like a bull in a china shop! Barry begins to cry] Aw, no! I didn't mean it like that!
 * Barry: I am sorry. I am just sensitive about that term!


 * Robear: [To the wild animals] Be gone, or I will make a soup out of you! Wis garlic and rhubarb, and ozzer zings zat are none of your business!


 * Catfish Stu: The kid's a genius! Why can't you two be more like that?
 * Robear: Because, I am not a pig?
 * Robert: Oh, uh, I can try boss! Uh, meow! Meow! [Robear smacks him]

Any Friend of Yours/Miner Misfortunes

 * Iggy: [Catfish Stu has said he will hire a mining crew to work the gold out of the Mine-all Mine] We have to stop him! We'll appeal to his sense of decency!
 * Jiggers: You might want to have a Plan B.

Tower of Beaver/A Bird in the Hoof

 * Zoop: Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!
 * Spiff: What about "hose-warriors"?
 * Zoop: That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?
 * Spiff: We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.
 * Iggy: [Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!


 * Catfish Stu: [Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!
 * [The fire explodes everywhere.]
 * Robear: [Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!


 * Catfish Stu: [As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!
 * Robert: [Upon arriving with Robear] Uh, you called, boss?
 * Robear: [Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?
 * Catfish Stu: I said crazy parrot, not lazy ferret!


 * Iggy: Don't you know that poaching parrots isn't allowed?
 * Robert: Dah, we're not. We're just losin' him like Catfish Stu said!
 * [The parrot squawks something.]
 * Robert: Dat is not true!
 * Iggy: Then why would he say that? Parrots imitate what they hear; they don't make stuff up!
 * Robear: Well zis one does! 'E is a very befuddled bird! [Snorts and walks off-screen. He comes back] Okay! [to Robert] You are supposed to walk off and go [snorts again] wis me! You 'ave ruined my exeet!