Infinity Train (shorts)


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Infinity Train: The Train Documentaries, also dubbed as Infinity Train (Minisodes) are 10 shorts that were released between October 18 and November 15, 2019 on the Cartoon Network website.

The Green Car [1.1]

 * Glad-One: Train documentary number one howdy-ho passengers! Welcome aboard me llamo One-
 * Sad-One: [moves in front of the camera he's holding] One.
 * Glad-One: To get you acquainted with your short to indefinite stay here I'm conducting a documentary video series about the Train. [snickers] Get it? Because because I'm the conductor again! Isn't that weird.

Tiny Wizard Car [1.2]

 * Glad-One: We continue our tour of the train in The Tiny Wizard Car! I almost died in here once [whispers] so it's important to use your six-inch voice.

The Kaiju Car [1.3]

 * Glad-One: That cloud kind of looks like a pretzel. Isn't that funny a pretzel-shaped cloud? [hysterical laughter]
 * Sad-One: It's inside or twisted up in knots just like me.

The Tech Support Car [1.4]

 * Sad-One: Let's ask that guy. Excuse me I have some abstract philosophical concepts I need explained.
 * Randall: Oh of course sir give me one moment to answer this call. Thank you for calling Randall's! Home of the Train famous donut holer. Press 1 for support press- Oh, well, that's actually the only service we offer so please press 1.

The Snow Car [1.5]

 * Glad-One: Now I remember! I was trapped here for 33 years! [laughs] But I never forget a boring old rock. Well if you find your way here it'll probably go much better for you.

The Hill Car [1.6]

 * Glad-One: It turns out in this car birds don't want your autograph, they just don't like littering, which is reasonable.

The Movie Theater Car [1.7]

 * Sad-One: Entertainment is used to subdue the masses.
 * Glad-One: I wonder what could be playing here! A swashbuckling adventure, a meet-cute rom-com?
 * Sad-One: I hope it's one of those dystopian films where an unassuming but unique teen has to overthrow a brutal dictatorship.

The Cross-Eyed Ducks Car [1.8]

 * Glad-One: If there weren't so many ducks here, you'd be able to see a beautiful hand-carved fountain: great for bathing and drinking.
 * Sad-One: Disgusting, but efficient.

The Minecart Car [1.9]

 * Glad-One: The train is like a box of chocolates. Each car contains a different filling, from the creamy spearmint of the Green Car, to the feathery mouth texture of the Cross-Eyed Ducks Car.

The Wedding Cake Car [1.10]

 * Glad-One: This train provides challenges, but there won't be hard for you passengers if you're properly prepared!
 * Sad-One: [off-screen] Just like the lovely couple that sunk into metaphorical marital failure.
 * Glad-One: You don't know how long you'll be here, and you're gonna need a lot of energy in the form of snacks personal.
 * Sad-One: [camera towards self] Personal growth can be exhausting.

Cast

 * – Glad-One
 * Owen Dennis – Sad-One