Inspector Gadget (1983 TV series)

Inspector Gadget is an animated television show produced by DiC Entertainment, which the titular character serves as the mascot for.

Inspector Gadget

 * Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!


 * Go, go, Gadget (item)!


 * Wowsers!


 * (Reading) 'This message will self destruct.'


 * Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty.


 * Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.


 * This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.


 * Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!


 * Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.


 * An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?


 * All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.


 * (Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!


 * Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.


 * Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.


 * I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.


 * I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.


 * This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.


 * No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.


 * When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!


 * Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike.


 * Yikes!!!

Penny

 * You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.


 * Oh my gosh!


 * Oh no!


 * Wow!


 * Wowsers! (in some episodes)


 * I'd better call Brain.


 * You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)


 * So that's it.


 * You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain.


 * Go Go Gadget Breakfast!


 * I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget.


 * Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!

Brain

 * Rowsers!


 * Roh, ro!


 * Rikes!


 * Rawr!


 * Reah!


 * Reah. Re read rone of rose.

Dr. Claw

 * Yes.


 * I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]


 * SHUT UP!


 * You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me.


 * Mad Agents, Attack!


 * I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!


 * Eh, M.A.D. Cat?


 * Blast!


 * This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.


 * Blast that, Gadget!


 * Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!


 * SILENCE!


 * You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.


 * Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time.


 * No!


 * Eliminate Four Young Boys!


 * Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!


 * Retreat! Retreat!


 * Curses!


 * Just you walt!


 * You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!


 * Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!


 * Four legged is four armed, Gadget!


 * Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!


 * Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!


 * You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!


 * RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!


 * No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!


 * Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!


 * I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * One of These Days, One of These Days.


 * Once again, You've failed me, Talon!


 * Next time, Gadget. Next Time!


 * You failed me again, Talon.


 * Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!


 * Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!


 * I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!


 * Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!


 * Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!

Corporal Capeman

 * Fly, Capeman, fly!


 * Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!


 * Go Go Corporal Capeman!


 * Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you.


 * I'm flying! Wee!

Dialogue

 * Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?


 * Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.


 * Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw.


 * Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?


 * Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.


 * Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday.


 * Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.


 * Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny.


 * Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!


 * Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.


 * Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!


 * Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!


 * (A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!