Inspector Gadget 2

Inspector Gadget 2 is a 2002 Disney film and a sequel to the 1999 film, in which a glitched Gadget once again has to fight his arch nemesis, Claw, with the aid of a female Gadget: G2.

Dialogue

 * Inspector Gadget: We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile.
 * Gadgetmobile: No, you on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight?
 * Inspector Gadget: The least you could do is stay alert.
 * Gadgetmobile: Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we got Claw locked up, all the bad guys are too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.


 * Penny: Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain!
 * Inspector Gadget: Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal.
 * Penny: She's a harden criminal?
 * Inspector Gadget: Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
 * Mrs. Quimby: But, Inspector...
 * Inspector Gadget: Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".


 * Inspector Gadget: I'm all messed up!
 * Baxter: I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
 * Inspector Gadget: Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum.
 * Baxter: I see what the problem is.
 * Inspector Gadget: Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
 * Baxter: You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.


 * Chief Quimby: Mom's tough love. (sternly) This your last warning, Gadget: Stick to solving real crimes!
 * Inspector Gadget: Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.


 * Dr. Claw: Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
 * McKibble: I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
 * Brick: Yeah!
 * McKibble: We're vicious minions, not valets.
 * (Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)
 * McKibble: One sugar, or two?
 * Dr. Claw: Two.
 * (Dr. Claw lets go)
 * Brick: Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
 * Dr. Claw: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
 * (Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)
 * Dr. Claw: When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
 * McKibble: Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
 * Brick: What's the plan this time?
 * Dr. Claw: Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
 * TV Anchor: The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
 * Dr. Claw: (turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.
 * Brick: We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
 * Dr. Claw: Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
 * Brick: How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impen-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
 * McKibble: Yeah. I don't see how.
 * Dr. Claw: That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
 * Brick: He's got a point.
 * McKibble: Yeah.
 * Dr. Claw: We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 AM, the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
 * Brick: Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)


 * Gadget Mobile: Okay, Here we are.
 * Inspector Gadget: Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
 * Tough Guys: (stares at Inspector Gadget)
 * Inspector Gadget: Hi there, Fellas.
 * Penny: Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
 * Monkey: (chattering)
 * Bartender: (spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
 * Bartender: What do you have?
 * Inspector Gadget: A glass tall of milk.
 * Bartender: Milk?
 * Inspector Gadget: I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
 * Penny: Hey, brain. This way.
 * McKibble: Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
 * Brick: Ninja? Why did they call you that?
 * Ninja: Hi-ya.
 * Brick: I think I see why now.
 * McKibble: Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
 * Bartender: (gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
 * Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
 * Monkey: [chattering]
 * Inspector Gadget: (After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
 * Bartender: Anything Else I Can Get You.
 * Inspector Gadget: Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
 * Bartender: Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
 * Inspector Gadget: What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
 * Bartender: Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
 * Bartender: (grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) WHY YOU?!?
 * Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget, duck! (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
 * (A furious tough guy roars as they got into a bar brawl)
 * Squint: So, Where do we Start Working for Dr. Claw.
 * McKibble: Immediately.
 * Penny: Did You Hear That, Brain.
 * Inspector Gadget: (Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Gadget Mobile. HELLLLLLLLP!!!
 * Gadget Mobile: (Snoring)
 * McKibble: (sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
 * Squint: Let's get out of here
 * Minions: (shouting)
 * Brick: We can hide in my mom's house.
 * Inspector Gadget: (getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
 * Bartender: Hey, look. I'm knocking his block off.
 * Tough Guys: (Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
 * Inspector Gadget: Oh, my head.
 * G2: (Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
 * Bartender: Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
 * G2: Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
 * Inspector Gadget: Wowsers, she's Good.
 * Monkey: (Chattering)
 * Tough Guys: (got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)


 * Chief Quimby: (Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
 * Inspector Gadget: That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
 * G2: Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
 * G2: I never need backup.


 * Inspector Gadget: Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
 * Chief Quimby: (Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired) I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
 * Inspector Gadget: (shocked) Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
 * Chief Quimby: (still stern) Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.


 * Penny: Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. [Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle] It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention.
 * Inspector Gadget: [surprised] What were you doing at the science convention?
 * Penny: Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back.
 * Inspector Gadget: [refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police] No. I'm through.
 * Penny: Alright, I'll track down Claw myself.
 * Inspector Gadget: [firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself] No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem.
 * Penny: [begging] Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance.
 * Inspector Gadget: [sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter] Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again.
 * Penny: You don't believe in me. [She runs out of the room, crying]


 * Dr. Claw: Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick)
 * Brick: I know this one. The ruby.
 * Dr. Claw: Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles)
 * McKibble: Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
 * Dr. Claw: The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)

 [everyone in the party are sprayed by laughing gas, except Claw and his henchmen]
 * Mayor Wilson: Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
 * Chief Quimby: You'll never get away with this, Claw!
 * Dr. Claw: We'll see.
 * Chief Quimby: [still laughing] G2, see!
 * G2: Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
 * Dr. Claw: Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.


 * G2: What happened?
 * Inspector Gadget: I reactivated you.
 * G2: Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
 * G2: Inspector, are you saying you like me? (Gadget drinks some blue substance but spits it out)
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly professional.
 * (Inspector Gadget tap his hat to stop the heart icon)
 * G2: Thank you.
 * Inspector Gadget: You're welcome.


 * Inspector Gadget: You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law."
 * Chief Quimby: That's what you said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (A flashback shows a group of girl scouts posing for mugshots)
 * Inspector Gadget: Those cookies were three days past expiration date!


 * Penny: Claw, you'll never get away with this.
 * Dr. Claw: Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
 * Penny: Of your demise?
 * Dr. Claw: I do enjoy your sense of humor.


 * McKibble: Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
 * Brick: That means thime has stopped.
 * McKibble: That's what I said.
 * Dr. Claw: Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
 * Penny: Uncle Gadget.


 * Brick: Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
 * Dr. Claw: Not again.
 * Penny: Oh, Uncle Gadget.
 * Dr. Claw: Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.


 * Brick: He's still after us!
 * Dr. Claw: McKibble! Lose him!

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 * Brick: (He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
 * McKibble: On the roof?
 * Penny: Uncle Gadget, help!
 * Dr. Claw: McKibble! Get him off!
 * McKibble: Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
 * Dr. Claw: Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
 * Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
 * Dr. Claw: You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
 * Inspector Gadget: Penny? Penny?
 * Dr. Claw: Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
 * (Dr. Claw drops Penny off the truck inside a go kart filled with explosives and chains)

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 * Penny: Uncle Gadget!
 * Inspector Gadget: Penny, you okay?
 * Penny: Claw is getting away.
 * Inspector Gadget: That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.

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 * Penny: (Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget? [Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
 * Inspector Gadget: Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
 * G2: They're alive!
 * Gadgetmobile: They're alive! They're alive!
 * G2: They're alive!
 * Penny: Uncle Gadget!
 * (Inspector Gadget and Penny hug)
 * Penny: You saved my life!
 * Inspector Gadget: I'm so worried about you.
 * G2: Good work, Penny.
 * Penny: Thanks to you, too.

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 * Dr. Claw: WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
 * McKibble: One order of road kill coming right up!

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 * Baxter: Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
 * Inspector Gadget: Good night, Baxter.
 * Penny: 'Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.

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 * G2: Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
 * Inspector Gadget: Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
 * G2: I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
 * Inspector Gadget: Don't mention it.
 * G2: Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
 * Inspector Gadget: Yes, yes, I get the picture.
 * G2: Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
 * (Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)

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 * [last lines]

(A Firework blasts near Chief Quimby and Mayor Wilson)
 * Chief Quimby, Mayor Wilson: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Cast

 * French Stewart – Inspector Gadget
 * Tony Martin – Dr. Claw
 * Elaine Hendrix – G2
 * Mark Mitchell – Chief Quimby
 * Bruce Spence – Baxter
 * Caitlin Wachs – Penny
 * John Batchelor – McKibble
 * James Wardlaw – Brick
 * D. L. Hughley – voice of Gadgetmobile