Internet

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private and public, academic, business, and government networks of local to global scope that are linked by a broad array of electronic and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast array of information resources and services, most notably the inter-linked hypertext  documents of the  (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail.

Quotes

 * LO
 * First message transmitted via internet technology from UCLA to Stanford University (29 October 1969), the first two letters of "LOGIN", after which one system crashed, before the "G" could be sent, as reported in "Internet Began 35 Years Ago at UCLA with First Message Ever Sent Between Two Computers" (2 September 2004).

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 * “Isn’t the internet wonderful?” she said. “Better than dragons any day.”
 * Ben Aaronovitch, Amongst Our Weapons (2022), ISBN 978-0-7564-1483-2, p. 130


 * Caution: Do not mistake the Internet for an encyclopedia, and the search engine for a table of contents. The Internet is a sprawling databank that's about one-quarter wheat and three-quarters chaff.
 * The Associated Press Stylebook and Briefing on Media Law, (2007), Basic Books, p. 267.

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 * The index of a search engine can be thought of as analogous to the stars in sky. What we see has never existed, as the light has traveled different distances to reach our eye. Similarly, Web pages referenced in an index were also explored at different dates and they may not exist any more.
 * Ricardo Baeza-Yates and Berthier Ribeiro-Neto, in Modern Information Retrieval (1999), Addison-Wesley/ACM Press, p. 382.


 * Twenty years ago no one could have imagined the effects the Internet would have: entire relationships flourish, friendships prosper...there's a vast new intimacy and accidental poetry, not to mention the weirdest porn. The entire human experience seems to unveil itself like the surface of a new planet.
 * J. G. Ballard in "Age of unreason" in The Guardian (22 June 2004).


 * Considering that the internet has greatly increased our access to unreliable information, and that bullshit still passes through more traditional channels such as newspapers, magazines, television, radio, and face-to-face conversations, it seems reasonable to suggest that people today are inundated with more bullshit now than ever before. The internet has ushered in the Age of Bullshit.
 * Nathaniel Barr,


 * Almost everything which you needed to know in your daily life was written down somewhere. And at the time, in the 1980s, it was almost certainly written down on a computer somewhere. It was very frustrating that people's effort in typing it in was not being used when, in fact, if it could only be tied together and made accessible, everything would be so much easier for everybody.
 * Tim Berners-Lee, "The creator of the World Wide Web, TIM BERNERS-LEE" "Fresh Air", NPR, (February 7, 1996); as quoted by Julian Ring “30 years ago, one decision altered the course of our connected world”, NPR, (April 30, 2023)


 * "The web setting out as something which was universal, something which anybody could use, I felt was very important," he said. "It's no good having something which will run on any platform if, in fact, there is a proprietary hold on it." Berners-Lee eventually convinced CERN to release the World Wide Web into the public domain without any patents or fees. He has since attributed the runaway success of the web to that single decision.
 * Tim Berners-Lee, "The creator of the World Wide Web, TIM BERNERS-LEE" "Fresh Air", NPR, (February 7, 1996); as quoted by Julian Ring “30 years ago, one decision altered the course of our connected world”, NPR, (April 30, 2023)


 * When you go out there, the webpages you see are written by people. You're looking at a certain sub-set of the churning mass of humanity out there. So it's not that the web itself is an animal, but it's that society is this really exciting, decentralized thing, and the web, fortunately, is more or less able to echo it.
 * Tim Berneres-Lee, “Talk of the Nation”, (September 1, 2002) as quoted by Julian Ring “30 years ago, one decision altered the course of our connected world”, NPR, (April 30, 2023)


 * DHCP was invented by a rabid gerbil on speed.
 * Kees J. Bot Minix DHCPD manpage.
 * We have too many cellphones. We've got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now.
 * Ray Bradbury, LA Times (August 16, 2010).
 * Everything you put online is your professional face. ...whatever you want that to be.
 * , in an interview with Chris Oatley
 * I hear there's rumors on the internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period.
 * George W. Bush, 2nd Presidential Debate (8 October 2004).

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 * There are some people who imagine that older adults don't know how to use the internet. My immediate reaction is, "I've got news for you, we invented it."
 * Vint Cerf, a "father of the internet," quoted at age 73 in "Your Life: Vinton Cerf" interview by David Frank in AARP Bulletin (December 2016, Vol. 57, No. 10, p. 30.)


 * Article 13 of the EU Copyright Directive Threatens the Internet
 * Vint Cerf et al. in a letter to the (12 June 2018)
 * The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need hammers and bombs to get in when I can walk in through the door.
 * William R. Cheswick, quoted in ["Cracks in the net" by Joshua Quittner TIME (27 February 1995).


 * Only 12 years ago the networks were fragmented, today the Internet unites the world.
 * David D. Clark (December 1999)


 * Imagine being able to communicate at-will with 10 million people all over the world. Imagine having direct access to catalogs of hundreds of libraries as well as the most up-to-date news, busi-ness and weather reports. Imagine being able to get medical advice or gardening advice immediately from any number of experts. "This is not a dream. It's internet.
 * Neal Conan, NPR Morning Edition (4/30/1993) as quoted in Julian Ring “30 years ago, one decision altered the course of our connected world”, NPR, April 30, 2023


 * The utopian vision of an open, reliable, and secure global network has not been achieved and is unlikely ever to be realized. Today, the internet is less free, more fragmented, and less secure.
 * Council on Foreign Relations Confronting Reality in Cyberspace: Foreign Policy for a Fragmented Internet (Updated July 2022)


 * The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.
 * Douglas Coupland, "Transience Is Now Permanence & the Fate of the Middle Classes (Doomed)", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?, January 2010.

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 * NPR's coverage of the post-web era describes a "great online awakening" driven by an explosion in the number of internet-connected people. "The result is more chaos than you can imagine and literally thousands and thousands of websites," Rich Dean reported for NPR in 1996. By the end of 1995, more than 24 million people in the U.S. and Canada alone spent an average of 5 hours per week on the internet.
 * Rich Dean NPR, (1996) as quoted by Julian Ring “30 years ago, one decision altered the course of our connected world”, NPR, (April 30, 2023)

E

 * Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
 * Roger Ebert, "Critical Eye" column, , September 1998, p. 66.


 * Things have been going in the wrong direction -- more surveillance, more control of everything we do on the net and also stricter copyright laws -- that's the wrong course for Europe. We want to set a new one.
 * Christian Engstrom


 * High-speed internet has a positive impact on poverty reduction.
 * Better access to information increases farmers' effectiveness in agriculture. And fintech [financial technology] can make transactions more effective and less corrupt.
 * Olivier Vanden Eynde, as quoted by Padraig Belton, “The former homeless man bringing web access to the Bronx”, BBC, (15 January 2019).

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 * The Internet, in particular, offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity, this is something truly good, a gift from God.
 * Pope Francis, as quoted in "Pope: The Internet is a 'gift from God.' But watch out for the trolls." at CNN (23 January 2014).

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 * As customers embrace the Net for real business, they're doing something much more than posting a Web site, offering their brochure or 800 number on the Web. "E-Business" done well involves every process of their business -- from order entry to inventory, to fulfillment, to distribution, to customer care. Consequently, it challenges, and in some cases overturns, very established ways of doing business in financial services, in distribution, in almost every industry.
 * "Essential quotes", Ibm.com, (1998)


 * The main point here is that there will be lots of ways -- lots of low-cost ways -- for people to get on the Net and participate in this new economy. So, together we will have a greater opportunity to take unprecedented levels of service and information to the entire world regardless of an individual's social or political standing, or personal buying power.
 * "Essential quotes", Ibm.com, (1998)


 * Today, almost everyone is talking about the Internet as the ultimate medium of business. And so now we find ourselves in 1999 taking an equally unconventional position: Today it's clear to us that the greatest value being created by this networking technology is not in these new "dot-com" Internet companies that a lot of people seem to believe are going to redefine the world of retail, of Wall Street, of the media industry, and gobble up everyone's business. These are interesting companies, and maybe one or two of them will be profitable someday. But I think of them as fireflies before the storm all stirred up, throwing off sparks. But the storm that's arriving -- the real disturbance in the force -- is when the thousands and thousands of institutions that exist today seize the power of this global computing and communications infrastructure and use it to transform themselves. That's the real revolution. ...Right now, there's a lot of focus on e-commerce -- on Net-based buying and selling. But we think that equally important, if not more important, are the staggering investments our customers are starting to make in what we call "e-business." E-business includes e-commerce, of course. But it's about a broader set of transactions and important applications that will go to the Net in supply chain, in customer care, in e-service; and internally in applications from product development to logistics to employee training to knowledge management inside enterprises. In fact, our view is that the Web enabling of these core business process will deliver returns on investments that will equal or exceed the returns on investments coming from e-commerce.
 * "Essential quotes", Ibm.com, (1999)


 * The NET is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
 * William Gibson Title of an article for New York Times Magazine (14 July 1996).


 * The Internet has created a seismic disruption to the balance of power in the media. It is getting easier and easier to post your thoughts, photos, or videos. Yet the Wild West of the Web is being tamed. Small Internet service providers are being driven out of business, with corporations like Comcast, Time Warner, Verizon, and AT&T dominating the market. Privacy, security, and the freedom to publish without fear of censorship are dwindling with each merger, with each effort by corporate lobbyists to further restrict the open Internet in favor of a narrow profit advantage.
 * Amy Goodman The Silenced Majority: Stories of Uprisings, Occupations, Resistance, and Hope with Denis Moynihan (2012)


 * During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.
 * Al Gore, in a statement often misquoted as "I invented the Internet." CNN Late Edition (9 March 1999).


 * In the next century, planet earth will don an electronic skin. It will use the Internet as a scaffold to support and transmit its sensations. This skin is already being stitched together. It consists of millions of embedded electronic measuring devices: thermostats, pressure gauges, pollution detectors, cameras, microphones, glucose sensors, EKGs, electroencephalographs. These will probe and monitor cities and endangered species, the atmosphere, our ships, highways and fleets of trucks, our conversations, our bodies — even our dreams.
 * Neil Gross in BusinessWeek

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 * When education, banking and healthcare are online, and huge groups can't leverage these tools, the people who struggle most are struggling harder.
 * Marlin Jenkins, as quoted by Padraig Belton, “The former homeless man bringing web access to the Bronx”, BBC, (15 January 2019).


 * She was crying to her mother about not being able to finish her homework because she didn't have internet access at home, and the library was closed. I'll never forget the mother's face, she was distraught and it was heartbreaking.
 * Marlin Jenkins, as quoted by Padraig Belton, “The former homeless man bringing web access to the Bronx”, BBC, (15 January 2019).


 * People say, why don't you create a food platform, or something else tech-driven. But if you can't connect to the internet, it doesn't matter what else you can do
 * Marlin Jenkins, as quoted by Padraig Belton, “The former homeless man bringing web access to the Bronx”, BBC, (15 January 2019).


 * That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you want without being rude.  The site gets its "hit" and you know more about our species' diversity.

"A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET" (Oct 24, 2003)
Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, "A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET", , (Oct 24, 2003)
 * The origin of the Internet dates back to when, in the shadow of the former Soviet Union's  program the United States established the  (DARPA) within the Department of Defense. Four years later a Ph.D. student at, Leonard Kleinrock, published the first paper on  theory. With packet switching a message that is sent from one computer to another is broken down into small packets of digital data.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET“, Part 1, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * In Paul Baran of the  published, "On Distributed Communication Networks" in which he formulated the concept of packet-switching networks having no single outage point. With these theoretical concepts in place, others could develop workable concepts. Two additional key elements, re-routing around outages and access by other networks, helped lay the necessary groundwork to create the theoretical basis for the inception of an Internet. The underlying motive for developing this technology was to streamline communication between military command centers, remote missile bases and other installations in the event of a preemptive nuclear attack. DARPA funds for developing packet switching in the late  accounted for 60% of the computer research done in the United States at that time. Much of the concern during this period of the cold war was based upon a study done by the RAND Corporation that cited the lines of communication as the most vulnerable portion of U.S. military command.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET“, Part 1, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * In late, civilian contractors developed the network technology that grew into the Internet. The first network to use the packet switching technology was not actually built until , however, and it contained only four nodes. This network was used by the Department of Defense and was known as . The first ARPANET transmission occurred when Kleinrock logged on from a computer connected to a Stanford computer and typed the word "login." Although the system crashed as he typed in the "g" of "login," the Internet revolution was born. By 1973, a total of 37 nodes were in operation.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET “, Part 2, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * In, the adopted the use of TCP/IP protocols on ARAPANET, which by this time, consisted of more than 100 nodes. The military felt that separate resources were needed for research and military uses. Thus, MILNET was established for the exclusive use of the military while ARAPANET continued to be a tool dedicated to government related research. ARAPANET and MILNET became separate networks when the term "Internet" was expanded to include the academic and research computer networks that were emerging. The proliferation of the IBM compatible personal computer, which sold over 75 million machines in the early , provided an increasing number of researchers and scholars access to computer networks. Groups of universities within various regions of the country began to form networks, some with , to exchange  and other.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET “, Part 3 Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * , and  were used primarily by people in universities or in technical industries, and along with other Internet applications were terminal based and not easy to use. During the early  there were a few attempts to go beyond the basic protocols and allow for a more user-friendly interaction with the Internet.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET “, Part 4, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * By, an estimated 50 million users were connected to the Internet worldwide. With the , the program came into existence with the goal of connecting millions of schools.  was founded in 1999 to set standards for , which was already blossoming. The business and media worlds were rocked in 2000 when  and  announced their merger, making the marriage of the media industry and  a reality.  In , during a strong period of innovation, the first cyber-age robbery occurred in Russia. The theft of millions of dollars from  showed the world the ramifications of the misuse of this new technology.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET “, Part 5, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).


 * The commercial exploitation of the web has become a growing facet of the world economy, particularly in the last several years. In June 1999 NUA Internet Surveys estimated that 179 million people are connected to the Internet worldwide. A recent study by the sponsored by  estimated that the "Internet Economy" generated $300 billion in revenue in the United States alone.
 * Conrad Johnson and Brian Donnelly, “A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND THE INTERNET “, Part 6, Columbia.edu, (Oct 24, 2003).

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 * When we sent that first message, there weren't any reporters, cameras, tape recorders or scribes to document that major event. ... We knew we were creating an important new technology that we expected would be of use to a segment of the population, but we had no idea how truly momentous an event it was.
 * , on the first use of internet technology, as quoted in "Internet Began 35 Years Ago at UCLA with First Message Ever Sent Between Two Computers" (2 September 2004).


 * What I wrote was that the internet and dreams share the same quality of giving rise to the repressed subconscious. I think in countries like Japan and America and other countries where internet is prevalent, people can anonymously seek or release things they can't speak of offline, as if there's a part of the subconscious that's uncontrollable and comes out on the internet. That is very much like dreams. This may be a very visualistic analogy, but I've always thought we drop down into dreams, and when you're sitting in front of your computer and connect to the internet, you're also going down into some kind of underworld. I've always thought those two images had something in common. I'm not trying to say that dreams and the internet are good or bad, I'm trying to saying that there's good and bad that cannot be judged in both worlds. Some people say that in the virtual world, different rules exist or try to say that a lot of vicious things happen there, but I don't think there's a reason to differentiate the virtual world from reality because reality includes that virtual world.
 * Satoshi Kon


 * Being a netizen in China is an interesting experience. You can learn a lot from what is posted—and even more from what [the] censors delete.
 * Kong Peizhi [pseudonym], A Censored Story of the “One Child Policy” Days: When Uyghurs Adopted Abandoned Han Children, Bitter Winter (June 14, 2023)


 * Most of us employ the Internet not to seek the best information, but rather to select information that confirms our prejudices.
 * Nicholas D. Kristof, "Would You Slap Your Father? If So, You’re a Liberal" in The New York Times (27 May 2009).


 * The real definition of Internet is: "lots of blogs and fat people trying to have sex with you."
 * Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, speaking at the University of Illinois (2005)
 * The internet is like a big circus tent full of scary, boring creatures and pornography.
 * Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, speaking at the University of Illinois


 * You should view Internet arguments as a really crummy fighting game: only the utter idiots bother pressing the "block / defend" button. While your enemy cowers in a corner with their arms raised above their face to futilely protect them, real men pull off complex 408-move combos that involve transforming into a fiery phoenix of doom and releasing unrelenting waves of liquid napalm Satan clown death upon them.
 * Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, How to Win Any Argument On the Internet (2004)

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 * The is a global system of interconnected computer networks that is used by billions of people worldwide. In the 1960s, a team of computer scientists working for the U.S. Defense Department's  (Advanced Research Projects Agency) built a communications network to connect the computers in the agency, called, the predecessor of the internet. It used a method of data transmission called "", developed by computer scientist and team member , based on prior work of other computer scientists. This technology was progressed in the 1970s by scientists  and , who developed the crucial communication protocols for the internet, the  (TCP) and the  (IP), according to computer scientist  in his book “Ideas That Created the Future: Classic Papers of Computer Science” (, 2021). For this, Kahn and Cerf are often credited as "inventors of the internet”.
 * Jessica Leggett and ,


 * For hundreds of millions of years, Sex was the most efficient method for propagating information of dubious provenance: the origins of all those snippets of junk DNA are lost in the sands of reproductive history. Move aside, Sex: the world-wide Web has usurped your role.
 * Seth Lloyd, "Move Aside, Sex", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?, January 2010.

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 * I'll probably be the last to know, because I don't get on the internet no more.
 * Post Malone, "Internet", Hollywood's Bleeding (2019), Republic Records


 * When you picture the tech industry, you probably think of things that don’t exist in physical space, such as the apps and internet browser on your phone. But the infrastructure required to store all this information – the physical datacentres housed in business parks and city outskirts – consume massive amounts of energy. Despite its name, the infrastructure used by the “cloud” accounts for more global greenhouse emissions than commercial flights. In 2018, for instance, the 5bn YouTube hits for the viral song Despacito used the same amount of energy it would take to heat 40,000 US homes annually. This is a hugely environmentally destructive side to the tech industry. While it has played a big role in reaching net zero, giving us smart meters and efficient solar, it’s critical that we turn the spotlight on its environmental footprint. Large language models such as ChatGPT are some of the most energy-guzzling technologies of all. Research suggests, for instance, that about 700,000 litres of water could have been used to cool the machines that trained ChatGPT-3 at Microsoft’s data facilities. It is hardly news that the tech bubble’s self-glorification has obscured the uglier sides of this industry, from its proclivity for tax avoidance to its invasion of privacy and exploitation of our attention span. The industry’s environmental impact is a key issue, yet the companies that produce such models have stayed remarkably quiet about the amount of energy they consume – probably because they don’t want to spark our concern.
 * Mariana Mazzucato, “The ugly truth behind ChatGPT: AI is guzzling resources at planet-eating rates”, The Guardian, (30 May 2024)


 * The Internet has given atheists, agnostics, skeptics, the people who like to destroy everything that you and I believe, the almost equal access to your kids as your youth pastor and you have... whether you like it or not.
 * Josh McDowell
 * A year ago I was the original Internet Dummy. [...] Then while I was on vacation, a colleague ran some telephone wire into the back of my computer, loaded a communications package, and left me a note about how to launch the operation. Readers, that note is now framed in my office. Eventually that telephone wire led to the Internet and the single most amazing, entertaining and educational experience of my career. Quite simply, the Internet has revolutionized the way I interact with the outside world, altered my work habits, and burst the bubble around my PC. It has also challenged my thinking about the future of personal communications technology. And I believe that sooner — rather than later — these changes will be mapped onto society as a whole.
 * Paul McCloskey, executive editor of "Federal Computer Week", in the introduction to The Internet for Dummies (1993)


 * : I just can't imagine what life must have been like for granddad growing up without the net. It's like... How did kids meet and talk to complete strangers when he was young?
 * , The Boondocks (comic strip), (6/15/1999)


 * This is a little known fact technological about the Internet, but the Internet is actually made of words and enthusiasm.
 * , March 2007 speech to TED.


 * It's strange — you know, the Net is denounced as austere, the product of the engineering mentality, so forth and so on. It's the most feminine influence that Western civilization has ever allowed itself to fall under the spell of. The troubadors of the fourteenth century were as nothing compared to the boundary-dissolving, feminizing, permitting, nurturing nature of the Net. Maybe that's why there is an overwhelming male preference for it, in its early form, because that's where that was needed. But it is Sophia, it is wisdom, it is the penetrating archetypal female logos of the world-soul, leading us away from what was very sharp-edged and uncomfortable and repressive to our creativity and our sexuality and our relationships to each other and to the Earth.
 * Terence McKenna, speaking with –Technopagans at The End of History, recorded at Esalen in August 1998.
 * It's very sad how in the information age you cannot get information into people's heads — as long as you write something on the internet and do not add LOL — it is true : "I'm not sure he's a Christian." — I'm not sure he's a mammal, Jay. He could be a werewolf.
 * Bill Maher, on growth of rumors and reports of Barack Obama being a "secret Muslim", in an interview on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (13 September 2010).


 * I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider — and also FOX News makes people stupider. You know the Pew group did a study recently and they found out that 10 years ago, Democrats, Republicans and independents basically got their news from the same sources, probably more from CNN, for example. Then we had this polarity. ... We do have two Americas. We have the America that's living in reality. The people who understand that Obama is a centrist liberal from Hawaii who is trying to dig us out of the hole we're in. And then we have this other FOX/Matt Drudge/Rush Limbaugh reality where he is a Muslim sleeper cell, Manchurian candidate who was sent over by his Kenyan father...
 * Bill Maher, interviewed on Larry King Live (14 September 2010).


 * Surrogates and also a pretty fascinating aspect the internet. Whenever you see something online, you need to ask yourself if the person who posted it is really who they purport to be. It's one of the big complexities of the internet age -- and a subject that deserves a lot more attention.
 * Jonathan Mostow
 * I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.
 * Bill Murray, Interview with Jessica Lee Jernigan (May 1999).

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 * When you go to the remote areas, that's where you have issues - network operators don't reach most of the communities.
 * Enock Seth Nyamador, as quoted by Padraig Belton, “The former homeless man bringing web access to the Bronx”, BBC, (15 January 2019).

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 * Even if you do go into a coma, you can still keep posting to Usenet — everyone else does.
 * Lance Olkovick,


 * For the record if someone did that to me I'd hitch a ride to the International Space Station straight away; of course who am I kidding, they would never let me in, I've got spiders for hands! Internet is mean!
 * John Oliver, "Last Week Tonight: Online Harassment, Last Week Tonight, (21 June 2015)


 * All the free stuff that you take for granted online is only free because you are the product.
 * John Oliver, Last Week Tonight: Data Brokers, Last Week Tonight, (April 10, 2022) as quoted by Guardian Staff ”John Oliver on online data brokers: ‘What they can buy is pretty troubling’”, The Guardian, (11, Apr 2022)

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 * The Internet has come to resemble an enormous used book store with volumes stacked on shelves and tables and overflowing onto the floor, and a continuous stream of new books being added helter-skelter to the piles.
 * Robert Pool, "Turning an info-glut into a library." Science 266, no. 5182 (1994): 20-22. doi:10.1126/science.7939636.

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 * There is nothing that is truly free nor democratic enough. Make no mistake, the internet did not come to save the world.
 * José Saramago, interview with "O Globo", July 2009.
 * I’m an open and vocal feminist on the internet, so I’m no stranger to some level of sexist backlash.
 * , "Full IGN interview with Anita Sarkeesian", Feminist Frequency.com, June 6, 2013.


 * I was attacked via nearly every facet of my online life by a loosely coordinated cyber mob. All of my social networks were flooded with a torrent of misogynist and racist slurs as well as threats of rape, violence and death. The wikipedia article about me was vandalized with similar sentiments.  When I publicly shared what was happening to me, the perpetrators responded by escalating their harassment campaign and attempting to DDoS my website and hack into my online accounts.  They also tried to collect and distribute my personal info including my home address and phone number.  They made pornographic images in my likeness being raped by video games characters which they distributed and sent to me over and over again. Attempts were made to discredit me and my project by creating and posting false quotes or fake tweets attributed to me. There was also a flash game developed where players were invited to “beat the bitch up”. Unfortunately I still receive threats and explicit images on a semi-regular basis. In December 2012, I gave a TEDxWomen talk where I discuss in more detail what happened, and how these large scale loosely organized Cyber Mob attacks operate.
 * , "Full IGN interview with Anita Sarkeesian", Feminist Frequency.com, June 6, 2013.


 * There's a boys'-locker-room feel to the internet, where men feel they can show off for one another. A lot of the harassment is tied to this toxic masculine culture of ‘Look how cool I can be.’
 * Anita Sarkeesian, as interviewed by Valenti, Jessica (August 29, 2015). "Anita Sarkeesian interview: 'The word "troll" feels too childish. This is abuse'". The Guardian. Archived from the original on August 29, 2015. Retrieved August 29, 2015.


 * We must filter the Internet to win over online file sharing. But politicians don’t understand that file sharing is bad, and this is a problem for us. Therefore, we must associate file sharing with child pornography. Because that’s something the politicians understand, and something they want to filter off the Internet.
 * Johan Schlüter


 * They can't ignore us, and they can't put us down. Thank God for the Internet, or we wouldn't know anything, and we would already be a fascist state.
 * Cindy Sheehan, media conference call (11 August 2005)


 * I yearned for that future. I wanted to live in the illusion that persuades us that true-life experience can be obtained on the Internet.
 * Lucius Shepard, Dog-Eared Paperback of My Life (2009), in Nick Gevers and Jay Lake (eds.), Other Earths (p. 239)


 * The net has provided a level playing field for criticism and comment – anyone and everyone is entitled to their opinion – and that is one of its greatest strengths.
 * Sara Sheridan. The Guardian (2011)


 * The members of the did not live to see the full flowering of the scientific method, and we will not live to see what use humanity makes of a medium for sharing that is cheap, instant, and global (both in the sense of 'comes from everyone' and 'goes everywhere.') We are, however, the people who are setting the earliest patterns for this medium. Our fate won't matter much, but the norms we set will. Given what we have today, the Internet could easily become Invisible High School, with a modicum of educational material in an ocean of narcissism and social obsessions. We could, however, also use it as an Invisible College, the communicative backbone of real intellectual and civic change.
 * Clay Shirky, "The Shock of Inclusion", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?, January 2010.
 * (The Springfield Police Department web page is shown.)
 * : If you have committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'.
 * (Homer clicks 'No'.)
 * Chief Wiggum: You have chosen 'No', meaning you have committed a crime but don't want to confess. (A van symbol is shown.) A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
 * Homer: Hey!
 * Chief Wiggum: While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!


 * Comic Book Guy: Ack. There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now.
 * The Simpsons/Season 12, The Computer Wore Menace Shoes written by John Swartzwelder


 * Caption to a cartoon by Peter Steiner, The New Yorker (5 July 1993) p. 61.
 * Some complain that e-mail is impersonal — that your contact with me, during the e-mail phase of our relationship, was mediated by wires and screens and cables. Some would say that's not as good as conversing face-to-face. And yet our seeing of things is always mediated by corneas, retinas, optic nerves, and some neural machinery that takes the information from the optic nerve and propagates it into our minds. So, is looking at words on a screen so very much inferior? I think not; at least then you are conscious of the distortions. Whereas, when you see someone with your eyes, you forget about the distortions and imagine you are experiencing them purely and immediately.
 * Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon.
 * Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon.


 * The Internet is a hole you pour your friends into for a never-ending stream of kitten photos and porn. Of course, that's quite a bargain, for some of us.
 * Richard Stevens III, through his comic Diesel Sweeties


 * And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a.
 * Ted Stevens – Speech before the Senate on  (June 28, 2006).

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 * On the Internet, nobody can hear you fart.
 * Jonas Whitespore,.


 * We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
 * Attributed to Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference

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 * Disregard the physical distance and cherish those online relationships. Tell your friends you love them every day. Behind each of these screens is a real heart that just wants as much love as the person sitting next to you in the real world. Love your neighbor, even if you're in Louisiana and he's in New Jersey.
 * D'Vazure, Nicholas 'eXcavator' Arts Obituary

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 * Today, you wander off the safe paths of the internet and it's like a trap. You know, you click on the wrong thing, suddenly fifty pop-ups come up, something says, hey, you've been infected with a virus, click here to fix it, which of course, if you do click on it, it does infect you with a virus, it's teeming with weird listicles and crazy things like, reason number four and how you can increase your sperm count or something, and you have to kind of constantly control yourself. You have to be on guard, it's worse than, it's a mixture of being in a bad neighborhood and a used car sales place and a casino and a infectious disease ward, all combined into one, and that is not relaxing.
 * Tim Wu, Who broke the Internet? with Tim Wu (2018)