It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 13)


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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

The Gang Gets New Wheels [13.5]

 * Dennis: Jonathan?
 * Jonathan: 'Sup?
 * Dennis: What is this? What am I seeing?
 * Jonathan: This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. I dunno, think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department or something-
 * Dennis: C-can- can I... can I purchase it from-? I will purchase it from you. The blue book value, I'll give you double.
 * Jonathan: Deal!
 * Dennis: (happily sighs) Begone from me now.
 * Jonathan: What?
 * Dennis: Begone from me, you soy boy beta cuck, the transaction is complete.
 * Jonathan: Dennis, I don't understand-
 * Dennis: BEGOOOOOOOOONE!


 * [Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]
 * Dennis: Hey, Charlie? Mac?
 * Charlie: Dennis!
 * Mac: The cops, the parents - they're all after us!
 * Charlie: How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!
 * Dennis: Yeah, get in.
 * Charlie: Oh man, we did a bad thing!
 * Mac: Oh, Jesus...
 * Charlie: Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!
 * Mac: He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.
 * Dennis: Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
 * [Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]
 * Dennis: Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?
 * Frank: We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.
 * [They get in]
 * Frank: Also, Dee banged a kid.
 * Dee: No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!
 * Dennis: Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.